[BD Caption Contest] Win All Three Of The ‘Dead Space’ Graphic Novels!
Most of you are already fully aware that the third installment in Visceral Games’ Necromorph-stomping action horror franchise Dead Space released earlier this week, but what you might not know is what released alongside it. That’s Dead Space: Liberation, the third graphic novel based on the games and the second to be illustrated by immensely talented artist Christopher Shy, who I had the opportunity to chat with the other day about his amazing contributions to the franchise.
The lovely folks over at Titan Books have graciously given us three copies of each graphic novel in the series, and that means three of you are going to walk away with the complete trilogy. Find out how you can make this happen after the jump.
Contest Rules:
1. Below you’ll find an intensely creepy image taken from the most recent graphic novel, Dead Space: Liberation. I want you to unleash your inner creativity and submit your best captions in the comments below.
2. Like the other caption contests we have pretty regularly here at BD, you are allowed to submit as many times as you like, but each submission must be in a separate comment, and be sure to keep them short enough to fit on the image. Also, please be considerate. Any hateful, sexist, homophobic, or otherwise hurtful or juvenile comments will result in your disqualification. No one wants that.
3. I’m going to pick three winners and unveil them on Thursday, Feb 14th (consider this my Valentine’s Day gift to you) — so get make sure you get your submissions in before then. When I announce the winners I’ll do so on Dead Pixels (the games section of BD) where I’ll address you by your BD Infected name. If you’re one of the lucky three, just send me a message with your mailing address (no P.O. boxes) and I’ll get your prizes out ASAP!
ALL THREE WINNERS will receive a prize bundle that includes the Dead Space, Dead Space: Salvage, and Dead Space: Liberation graphic novels.
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“With a hair swoop like that, you should be in shampoo commercials!” – Note: I’m not allowed to win. I just really wanted to say that.
GAME OVER! Mentioning a hair swoop equals an instant win of all three prize bundles.
H.R. Giger is gonna sue somebody
Seeing Goro’s silhouette gave ol’ Jawless a new perspective on life.
Damn, those TRUTH guys are relentless with their cigarette images.
Jeez! Can’t a monstrous aberration take a dump and read the paper in peace!
Who decided that Aliens and Necromorths should mate?
Man, the Space Jockeys are EVERYWHERE nowadays!
“Ah Riggs, I’m getting too old for this shit…”
OH GOD! What the hell did I smoke….
“Welcome to Necro-Jamaica mon!”
“Let’s get togeder and feeeel alright!”
Who the hell is Ridley Scott?
Ripley would shit in her pants if she saw this…..Believe it or not.
I have a plasma cutter, full health, and full stasus….you’re fucked!
stasis*
This is what your copy of Prometheus looks like on drugs. Live above the influence.
I have a big problem, I always want to participate on those contests, but I don’t live in the US, is there any possibility that I can join it, and in case of win, I pay the taxes so you can ship the prize to me?
Yup. Still more awesome then that monster I saw in Prometheus.
Maybe it’s born with it…. Maybe it’s Maybelline!
Warning! This is what happens when you try to understand Prometheus!
My name is Al-i-en Montoya, you killed my father . . . Prepare to die!
I’m just a mean green mother from outer space and I’m bad!
Wait for me, Audrey. This is between me and the vegetable!
Hey Seymour, where did you get this WEEEEEEEEEEIRD plant?
Watch and you’ll see. Some day I’ll be,
Part of your..wooooorld!
Necromorph – “HOLY SHIT!!! AN ALIEN!!!”
Never feed a Mogwai after midnight.
“Hear me traveler”
“This is MY BANKY!”
If he knew alien anatomy
He would know what he just walked in on.
Okay guys seriously… If you want me to fight this thing its $2.99 the first minute and $0.99 for each additional minute. I only got paid for dead space. If I have to fight frickin Zeno-morphs too your gotta make it worth my while.
Pick up pick up pick up….. Yeah Ellie I think things between us isn’t really working out. Please don’t cry. It’s me not you. See ya around. CLICK! Good luck with that shit bitch. How many monsters does a guy have to kill to get laid seriously.
I swear if I see a predator next I’m walking out. I not going to be in any cheesy vs match up bull crap movie!
Watercolors? Really?
Ha ha ha look at the head on that thing. I have to cut the thing off. Or I’ll die from laughter at the sight of surfboard head Ha ha ha.
Hey hey HEY!!! I’m not liking how your tail is touching me. What’s with that look. Oh god your in HEAT! I’M PUTTING YOU DOWN!!!!!
No-one will ever love you like your mother!
Come to mummy Lionel!
I’m going to hide this tape when I’m finished. If none of us make it, at least there’ll be some kind of record. The storm’s been hitting us hard now for 48 hours. We still have nothing to go on.
I shouldn´t have allowed E.T. make that phone call…
If this is Wonderland, and you’re the Caterpillar, then I am going to hate to meet the Mad Hatter.
Puff, puff, pass! You know how it goes.
Can you hide your weed in that thing as well as smoke it?
Yawp! I’m fubared.
I dont always dismember necromorphs, but when I do, I use a plasma cutter.
Come towards the light!
Dracula….. IN SPACE!!!!
And BOOM goes the dynamite!
Come give me a hug!
Is this new outfit see through?
And yet somehow this is not as bad as playing War Z.
You gotta pay the Troll Toll
If You Wanna Get Into That Boy’s Soul
You gotta pay the Troll Toll
To get in!
Look Mom, I am WAY scarier than the aliens in Prometheus
Kittie likes to scratch
STARS
Dismember this…
It put the lime in the coconut, It drank them both up,
It put the lime in the coconut, It called the doctor, woke him up…..
I knew you would be back..
Cookie?
Woah! They said I was ugly!
The prom king has arrived
Guess I am the only guy
who gets lucky tonight!
HEY WAIT A MINUTE!
You told me there would be cake!
wtf is that is it a predalien well fuck me!!!!1
Hot Dog! I found the Jolly Green Giant!
Next time turn the fan on!
C’mon, how about a courtesy flush?
Why is it always a problem with you guys ?
Oh, hey. This? I only read it for the articles, I swear.
Occupied.
And here we have the brainchild of Giger, Rodin, and a lot of absinthe.
Monster (Water) Closet: Because You Were Going to Shit Your Pants Anyway.
Not even I wanted to be seen in Kingdom of the Crystal Skulls
I told you to knock before coming in!!!
Wanna know how I got these scars? No! That’s the least of my questions.
You must be a Alien King!…We prefer the term Xeno-King
But Mom I don’t want to go to school! Now Newborn, you need a good space education.
Good afternoon.
I’d like to talk to you about Jesus.
You sir are correct in thinking that you’re good as dead.
I only come out at night.
Mostly.
Ripley….Believe It
Or….Not.
Yeah, I didn’t care for Alien Resurrection either.
Hey, you can’t be in here yet!
I’m on-disc DLC.
I know what you’re thinking and no, I’m not one of them.
They laughed at me for buying the scavenger bot.
Who’s laughing now?
Actually, no. That’s okay.
You keep the Peng Treasure.
Dude, I know.
I’m excited for Colonial Marines, too.
uhhh…yeah… these aren’t fangs
Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.
Clarke? Never heard of him.
My name? Uh…Master Chief.
You gotta be fucking kidding.
Lady Ga-Ga’s concerts became rather depraved in her later years.
“Siiiimbaaaa!”
Isaac watches Gigli for the first time.
David Lynch’s interpretation of Ghost’s pottery scene.
So this is where it’s at. You got two turntables and a microphone.
“Before I eat your face, could you fill me in on that whole peng thing? Me and the boys in the air vents are having a heck of a time trying to…oh you don’t know either? Okay well anyway, RAHgahagahagghagg!!”
I am going to need a paper bag for this.
Excuse me, would you please pass me some toilet paper? I’ve seem to run out.
I swear on my life mates, she didn’t look like this at last call!!
I’m more than a little offended that she tried to chew her arm off this morning
Computer run a scan, the closest thing I can reference is something called a “snookie” from the 21st century
Quick! Fetch me my flyswatter and a can of Raid!
Rehearsals have already commenced for the Super Bowl 2014 halftime show.
“They mostly come out at infection. Mostly…”
Issacs mind became so broken it wandered into another franchise
Ripley! I thought you killed them all, not cool.
Prometheus Park 2: Return of the Joker
Where’s Superman when you need him
I came here to kick ass and chew bubblegum. Lucky for you I still have bubblegum.
You’ll never know what you’ll find in a Walmart bathroom
I can’t believe we had this in the budget
Grandma Ripley was right they make em big in her neck of the universe….
Carrie I’m so sorry for dumping all that pig blood on you!!! PLEASE DON’T EAT ME!!!!
A head that big will take a lot of effort to turn. I’m safe long as I stay in its blind spot. More I fight these things the less practical they tend to get…. I mean what next one turned form a amputee with no limbs….
I wanted an insatiable ‘NYMPHO’, not ‘NECRO’!!
My father always told me there would be problems with inter-species dating.
Twilight lied vampires don’t sparkle at all.
And I thought I needed a makeover.
Here I sit broken hearted came to shit but only farted
Pass the acid resistant tolet paper, bro.
necromorph- Too much Indian food.
Hey girl.
For you, I’d consider going interspecies.
You are huge!
That mean you have huge guts! Rip and tear!
You maniacs! You blew it up!
I’d stomp that.
I’m DTS.
That’s Down to Stomp.
I’m hiding out here until the bad reviews for Colonial Marines die down.
Uhh,
you look nothing like your match.com picture.
I didn’t realize you were so…
tall.
I can definitely use some co-op right about now..
You’re pregnant!?
Uhhh, I think my co-op partner needs me…
In space no one can hear you…. wait, where have I heard that before?
I whip my hair back and forth…
..I whip my hair back and forth
GAME OVER, MAN!! GAME OVER!
Giant Alien: “How’s you like my decooor? I went for a kinda mauuuve look up in here!” (In southern American accent)
Isaac: “I aint seeing it, in this light man?”
Isaac: “Excuse me, do you have a mint, perhaps some Binaca?”
Giant Alien: “…….”
Try rocking back and forth…