[BD Caption Contest] Claim Your ‘PA4′ Prizes And Win ‘Crawl’ On DVD!

Caption_Contest_Crawl_2_22_13

The First Prize winner this week is MachetAY (please DM me your US mailing address) you win a Paranormal Activity 4 Prize Pack!!!

This week’s prize is Crawl on DVD! Directed by Paul China and starring Andy Barclay and Paul Bryant, this BD selects title streets next week on February 26th.

Head inside to see the Runner-Ups for last week’s contest and to start this week’s contest!

Our runner-ups are ill_mindedd (top) and TheRealSkratte (bottom)! Please DM me your US Mailing Addresses! You also get the PA4 Prize Pack!

Rules:

1. We pick a still from a movie – or in this cas a clip from a movie. You head to the comments section and submit your best one-liners, zingers, pathos riddled couplets etc… In this week’s case you have to do is come up with a caption from the video below! It can be from the POV of one of the characters, or a comment on it as a whole!

2. You can enter as many times as you like and submit as many captions as you want, but each caption must be in a separate comment. Otherwise it will be too hard to tell where one caption ends and the other begins. Your entries can be posted anytime after the still is announced – just be sure to check that I haven’t announced that the contest is closed in the comments (you don’t want to submit your winning zinger after we’ve picked the winner). Also any racist, sexist, homophobic or generally hateful jokes will be disqualified. You don’t have to be insanely PC – just use your best judgement. Try and keep it brief! It has to fit on the photo now!

3. We pick the winner and announce them and their winning caption when the next photo in the contest is posted. We will address you by your BD Infected name. You can then DM me your US mailing address (no PO boxes) and I will send you your prize in a timely manner (i.e. you should have it in a couple of weeks). You must be a US resident to receive your prize!

 
  • flesheater24

    WELCOME TO CHELYABINSK

  • flesheater24

    Shit happens when you arrive in mexico.

  • flesheater24

    AREA 51. IS REAL. LOOK AT MY FACE

  • Remember-Slithis

    “Real Cowboys Sweat Blood!”

  • Remember-Slithis

    “Yes I did lose that pie eating contest in Stand By Me.”

  • Remember-Slithis

    “3D at a donkey show has a whole different meaning!”

  • Remember-Slithis

    “I’ll never date Chris Brown again!”

    • cthulhuyouth

      GOLD.

  • EvilBen

    IS THERE SOMETHIN’ ON MY FACE?

  • EvilBen

    CALL 911, MY FACE IS HURTING!

  • EvilBen

    BLOOD, WHAT BLOOD?

  • Lou

    Sure I’m tired. I had to take the Red Eye flight in.

  • GoreFaceSupreme

    Cowboys love their women the whole month long.

    • The-Jake

      Gross, but funny.

  • grayghost

    Holy crap..I can’t believe the winning captions in these contests..they don’t even make sense.

  • Samhain2010

    I’m leaving a comment not an entry.
    Those are the winners? Is this for real!!!? These are barely jokes. This was my entry: “”Typing in “blonde webcam video with boyfriend” at xhampster.com yields much less enjoyable video than one would expect.””
    That’s an actual joke! You see how I used the screen shot to make a joke that works on multiple levels. I’ll agree that it is not absolutely perfect, but man my joke is ten times better than all of these winners.

    • grayghost

      Obliviously humor is not what they are looking for…just to be safe I’ll throw one of these in “IMO”…because know that’s what is going to be said.

    • mairsil

      I don’t know how these “winners” keep getting picked. They are not funny in the least and take way too long to be announced. If Evan (assuming he is the one actually picking them) can’t do it right, then pass it off to someone who can.

      • EvanDickson

        @mairsil we wait to announce them until we have another contest to run. Not everyone has the same sense of humor.

  • BornVillian

    I know what you’re thinking and yes, I’m available.

  • BornVillian

    Don’t drink the water? I drank the whole damn lake.

  • BornVillian

    what? Do I have a booger or something?

  • BornVillian

    I don’t always win these contest but when I do I bleed Dos Equis

  • Incinerated

    Exhausted, sweating blood… I need more fiber in my diet.

  • BornVillian

    Mijo, let me tell you how I met your Madre.

  • Trixxxster

    Call one womens’ basketball team some nappy-headed hoes. . .

  • daruckus

    Word of advice:

    Never look into a glory-hole.

  • daruckus

    Gallagher may have lost it but he’s still funnier than last week’s winners.

  • daruckus

    Long story short, turns out he was telling the truth!

  • daruckus

    I would pick a funnier caption if you would just stop spraying blood in my eyes!

  • grayghost

    “Bandages? I don’t need no stinkin’ bandages!”

  • Remember-Slithis

    “So Edward that’s what a vampire money shot is like!”

  • BangBangSkeetSkeet

    You thought PA4 was boring? Wait till you see this!

  • BangBangSkeetSkeet

    Yes, I’m the only Croatian cowboy in existence…..

  • BangBangSkeetSkeet

    My face? Well Brad Miska called my movie fantastic, people weren’t to happy when they found out he lied!

  • BangBangSkeetSkeet

    “The Last of the Croatian Cowboys”

  • BangBangSkeetSkeet

    OMG…..I just ran into American Mary…..OMG

  • BangBangSkeetSkeet

    You thought you we’re about to watch something good? LMAO, got cha BITCH!

  • BangBangSkeetSkeet

    I ran into Javier Bardem, he wasn’t to happy my movie was compared to “No Country For Old Men”!

  • BangBangSkeetSkeet

    I got the shit end of the stick!

  • BangBangSkeetSkeet

    I just got gang raped by “Wolf Creek” an “The Loved Ones”…..I’m so sorry for “Crawl”, so sorry…..

  • BangBangSkeetSkeet

    You see me an your mom we’re in bed and…..ummmm, well, never mind…..

  • Highpursuits

    Richard, do I have a mark on my face? It really hurts

  • Highpursuits

    Nobody makes me bleed my own blood – nobody.

  • kwillz

    Quit staring. Everyone cuts themselves shaving.

  • Highpursuits

    That was one bloody pimple.

  • Highpursuits

    I guess I was in the splash zone.

  • cthulhuyouth

    SHE’S A SQUIRTER! SHE’S DEAD, BUT SHE’S A SQUIRTER!

  • cthulhuyouth

    wrong kind of facial, bruce

  • cthulhuyouth

    I just can’t quit (stabbing) you.

  • Highpursuits

    You should see the other guy.

  • Beezle2112

    ‘scuse me ma’am. Ya ketchup bottle’s a little squirty.

  • Beezle2112

    Well I’ll be. Ya do cum blood, don’t ya?

  • Beezle2112

    Now hold still! That was just the outline.

  • Beezle2112

    Tastes like it was made in New York City.

  • http://www.facebook.com/dillon.brown.7 DB35

    There can be only one James Cromwell.

  • http://www.facebook.com/dillon.brown.7 DB35

    Welp, now the carpet matches the drapes…

  • http://www.facebook.com/dillon.brown.7 DB35

    Garcon? Yeah, this steak is a bit rare.

  • http://www.facebook.com/dillon.brown.7 DB35

    Huh, weird. Hammers and heads don’t mix. Who’d a thunkit?

  • http://www.facebook.com/dillon.brown.7 DB35

    I was going for a “joker,” but she moved.

  • http://www.facebook.com/dillon.brown.7 DB35

    In Australia, we call this a “five o’clock shadow.”

  • crimghost

    …Gesundheit

  • Palkotaz

    Popping a horse pimple changes a man….

  • http://www.facebook.com/darren.bolton1 DeeezNuuutz21

    You hit like a little bitch

  • BornVillian

    Large Marge sent me

  • BornVillian

    Believe it or not, this is my good eye.

  • BornVillian

    Sorry i couldnt hear you over the sound of the splatter

  • BornVillian

    You caption me boy and ill break your neck.

  • BornVillian

    i’m a badass. Your caption is irrelevant.

  • BornVillian

    Your stupidity is causing me to hemorrhage

  • J-SiN

    Who the hell called for the money shot?

  • Infect

    So for the sixth time today, Grumpy Cat told me “No.”

  • Infect

    …so all I’m saying is it was still a better love story than Twilight.

  • Beanis

    It tastes like bleeding

  • Beanis

    Say it, don’t spray it!

  • Beanis

    Here’s blood in your eye

  • Beanis

    You’re supposed to drink the blood, not wear it.

  • Beanis

    A moist towelette would be nice.

  • Beanis

    Blood? What blood?

  • Beanis

    I said NOT to pop the zit!

  • Beanis

    This is what happens when I remove my knife from the jugular.

  • Beanis

    Apparently, she’s having a heavy flow month.

  • Lou

    I’ll be damned. Pop rocks DO make a seagull explode!

  • Beezle2112

    Andrew W.K.!

    The 40th Anniversary Tour!

  • BornVillian

    Name’s Willie but my friends call me Leatherface

  • Sick_skwerl

    Thanks, I’ve always wanted to earn my Red Wings.

  • Sick_skwerl

    And they said I couldn’t survive a rap concert.

  • Sick_skwerl

    Don’t worry, I just need to tilt my head back, get these nosebleeds all the time.

  • ill_mindedd

    okay i won second place !!!!!!! :DDDD how do i message him ? lol

  • ill_mindedd

    ATTENTION**
    CAN ANYONE TELL ME HOW TO “DM” MY MAILING INFORMATION ! IM ONE OF THE RUNNER UPS AND I NEED TO CONTACT THEM TO CLAIM MY PRIZE PACK. CAN SOMEONE HELP ME OUT PLEASE ?

    • ill_mindedd

      NVM I GOT IT. LOL

  • ill_mindedd

    ATTENTION**
    CAN ANYONE TELL ME HOW TO “DM” MY MAILING INFORMATION ! IM ONE OF THE RUNNER UPS AND I NEED TO CONTACT THEM TO CLAIM MY PRIZE PACK. CAN SOMEONE HELP ME OUT PLEASE ??

  • ill_mindedd

    ATTENTION****
    CAN ANYONE TELL ME HOW TO “DM” MY MAILING INFORMATION ! IM ONE OF THE RUNNER UPS AND I NEED TO CONTACT THEM TO CLAIM MY PRIZE PACK. CAN SOMEONE HELP ME OUT PLEASE ?

  • ill_mindedd

    ATTENTION*****
    CAN ANYONE TELL ME HOW TO “DM” MY MAILING INFORMATION ! IM ONE OF THE RUNNER UPS AND I NEED TO CONTACT THEM TO CLAIM MY PRIZE PACK. CAN SOMEONE HELP ME OUT PLEASE ?

  • ill_mindedd

    ATTENTION**
    CAN ANYONE TELL ME HOW TO “DM” MY MAILING INFORMATION ! IM ONE OF THE RUNNER UPS AND I NEED TO CONTACT THEM TO CLAIM MY PRIZE PACK. CAN SOMEONE HELP ME OUT PLEASE ????

  • BornVillian

    I don’t always YOLO but when I do I YOLO hard.

  • BornVillian

    Excuse me while I bleed for you

  • BornVillian

    This is actually one of the better pictures of me

  • ill_mindedd

    “corn syrup, same thing they used for pigs blood in “carrie”.”

  • ill_mindedd

    “no, im not tobin bell”

  • ill_mindedd

    “. . . she was a lip biter”

  • tWiStEd-NiGhTmArEs

    Mick Taylor’s worst enemy.

  • tWiStEd-NiGhTmArEs

    More psycho than Norman Bates, more maniac than Frank Zito.

  • tWiStEd-NiGhTmArEs

    Saw “The Texas Chainsaw Massacre”, never laughed harder in his life.

  • tWiStEd-NiGhTmArEs

    Michael Rooker’s long lost cousin.

  • tWiStEd-NiGhTmArEs

    “Can’t tell what’s worse, blood on my face, or Shane Dawson in a horror movie.”

  • tWiStEd-NiGhTmArEs

    “How I would kill for some good ol’ fashioned Sawyer cooking.”

  • Lou

    Whoever shook up my can of Hawaiian Punch is gonna get an ass beating!

  • Lou

    It’s fun and games until someone almost loses an eye.

  • Highpursuits

    Ummmm….What just happened?

  • Highpursuits

    I am getting to old for this!

  • Evan3

    “Old creepy man in a cowboy hat? Nah, I can’t possibly die”

  • Evan3

    “No Bloodyface… I am your father”

  • Evan3

    “got blood?”

  • BornVillian

    I got my eye on you, boy

  • BornVillian

    I haven’t blinked this eye since the summer of 84′

  • BornVillian

    I bleed salsa

  • BornVillian

    Make sure you’re getting my good side

  • Highpursuits

    You’ve just been axed!

  • deadADinfinitum

    Bob Dylan’s Country-Western Heavy Metal Album: Bang your Head

  • deadADinfinitum

    I liked Hannibal so much that…well, let me take my hat off and show you…

  • deadADinfinitum

    Tarnation! Didn’t think horse hemorrhoids would just pop like that…

  • tWiStEd-NiGhTmArEs

    “Can I AXE you a question?”

  • DeadInHell

    That was my last slice.

    …now I have to go back to Sbarro.

  • Remember-Slithis

    I wish Lyndsay Lohan would cover up when she sneezes!

  • Remember-Slithis

    Killer Tomatoes!Huh….more like Kitten Tomatoes!

  • grayghost

    The next A$$hole who says I look like Harry Dean Stanton..
    ..I’m gonna shoot ‘em in the face.

  • deadADinfinitum

    Killer Cowboy Hats: Apparently blood repellant

  • deadADinfinitum

    This blood was made in New York City. New York City!?

  • deadADinfinitum

    And he took it in his hand,
    And this is what he had to say:
    A ruby necklace.
    He wanna ruby necklace.

  • The-Jake

    I’m getting too old for this spit.

  • The-Jake

    Heluva thing, disemboweling a man. Take away all his guts and get covered in bloody sh*t.

  • Razalien

    What can I say? Old people fall down sometimes.

  • Razalien

    Catsup! Are you Serious!

  • rickdunn101

    Yeah, it was her time of the month.

  • grayghost

    These caption contest take to long to pick a winner it’s not worth even playing if it takes weeks before a winner is announced. Nobody is even entering anymore captions for this contest.

    • EvanDickson

      @grayghost contest entries depend on the timing and prizing. That being said, we wait until we have new prizing to announce a new contest. Sometimes it takes a few weeks.

  • CoreyJ

    What happened?

    Evan Dickson happened…after I complained about the caption contest winners.

  • CoreyJ

    No, honey, I didn’t get the part.

    But everyone on the set of Human Centipede: Full Sequence was really nice.

    • tWiStEd-NiGhTmArEs

      Amazing. I never even thought of The Human Centipede at first, but I see where you’re coming from. Awesome bro.

  • CoreyJ

    That dude wasn’t kidding

    when he said Lindsay Lohan was a fire crotch.

  • BornVillian

    I was only 19 when this contest started.

  • BornVillian

    It’s been 40 years since this contest started. I’ll wait a little longer.

  • KyleDluvsKeisha

    All the kids make fun of me because my eyes leak

  • grayghost

    The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother’s keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy My brothers. And you will know My name is the Lord when I lay My vengeance upon thee.

  • http://www.facebook.com/darren.bolton1 DeeezNuuutz21

    I also fart fire.

  • http://www.facebook.com/darren.bolton1 DeeezNuuutz21

    Cut me, Mick.

  • http://www.facebook.com/darren.bolton1 DeeezNuuutz21

    There’s blood on my shirt, isn’t there? You’re gonna pay my dry cleaning bill.

  • grayghost

    When you’re dealing with a store like this, they’re insured up the ass. They’re not supposed to give you any resistance whatsoever. If you get a customer, or an employee, who thinks he’s Charles Bronson, take the butt of your gun and smash their nose in. Everybody jumps. He falls down screaming, blood squirts out of his nose, nobody says fucking shit after that. You might get some bitch talk shit to you, but give her a look like you’re gonna smash her in the face next, watch her shut the fuck up. Now if it’s a manager, that’s a different story. Managers know better than to fuck around, so if you get one that’s giving you static, he probably thinks he’s a real cowboy, so you gotta break that son of a bitch in two. If you wanna know something and he won’t tell you, cut off one of his fingers. The little one. Then tell him his thumb’s next. After that he’ll tell you if he wears ladies underwear. I’m hungry. Let’s get a taco.

  • grayghost

    I looked dead, didn’t I? But I wasn’t. But it wasn’t from lack of trying, I can tell you that. Actually, Bill’s last bullet put me in a coma. A coma I was to lie in for four years. When I woke up, I went on what the movie advertisements refer to as a ‘roaring rampage of revenge.’ I roared. And I rampaged. And I got bloody satisfaction. I’ve killed a hell of a lot of people to get to this point, but I have only one more. The last one. The one I’m driving to right now. The only one left. And when I arrive at my destination, I am gonna kill Bill.

  • grayghost

    My name is Lt. Aldo Raine and I’m putting together a special team, and I need me eight soldiers. Eight Jewish-American soldiers. Now, y’all might’ve heard rumors about the armada happening soon. Well, we’ll be leaving a little earlier. We’re gonna be dropped into France, dressed as civilians. And once we’re in enemy territory, as a bushwhackin’ guerrilla army, we’re gonna be doin’ one thing and one thing only… killin’ Nazis. Now, I don’t know about y’all, but I sure as hell didn’t come down from the goddamn Smoky Mountains, cross five thousand miles of water, fight my way through half of Sicily and jump out of a fuckin’ air-o-plane to teach the Nazis lessons in humanity. Nazi ain’t got no humanity. They’re the foot soldiers of a Jew-hatin’, mass murderin’ maniac and they need to be dee-stroyed. That’s why any and every every son of a bitch we find wearin’ a Nazi uniform, they’re gonna die. Now, I’m the direct descendant of the mountain man Jim Bridger. That means I got a little Injun in me. And our battle plan will be that of an Apache resistance. We will be cruel to the Germans, and through our cruelty they will know who we are. And they will find the evidence of our cruelty in the disemboweled, dismembered, and disfigured bodies of their brothers we leave behind us. And the German won’t not be able to help themselves but to imagine the cruelty their brothers endured at our hands, and our boot heels, and the edge of our knives. And the German will be sickened by us, and the German will talk about us, and the German will fear us. And when the German closes their eyes at night and they’re tortured by their subconscious for the evil they have done, it will be with thoughts of us they are tortured with. Sound good?

  • grayghost

    Kill white people and get paid for it? What’s not to like?

  • grayghost

    Once upon a time, a woman was picking up firewood. She came upon a poisonous snake frozen in the snow. She took the snake home and nursed it back to health. One day the snake bit her on the cheek. As she lay dying, she asked the snake, “Why have you done this to me?” And the snake answered, “Look, bitch, you knew I was a snake.”

  • ill_mindedd

    I JUST GOT MY PRIZE PACK IN THE MAIL, THANK YOU BLOODY-DISGUSTING !!!

    • grayghost

      Dude..easy on the CAPS..so of us are trying to sleep.

      • ill_mindedd

        omgggg im sorry… im so inconsiderate.

  • twoheaded

    I’m fine, it’s just herpes.

  • grayghost

    So now we have two more caption contests and the Evil Dead contest going on…can we please close out this one.

  • chaserftd

    Now, do the harlem shake
    one…more…time.

  • RIGHONFIRE

    The sad tragic end to Sam Elliott’s mustache.

  • chaserftd

    Fucckkkk

  • Roth

    Groovy..

  • EvanDickson

    Thanks guys! Winner will be announced in a few days!