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Here’s the Official Poster, New Trailer For the Forgotten ‘Scary Movie 5’


Updated with a second trailer: When I saw that actress Ashley Tisdale tweeted out the official one-sheet for Scary Movie 5 (trailer), it literally blew my mind. Why? I legitimately forgot all about this spoofer, especially in the wake of Open Road’s disastrous A Haunted House, one of the most unfunny movies I’ve ever witnessed.

Well, here’s your reminder! Dimension Films’ Scary Movie sequel open in theaters April 12! It stars Tisdale, as well as Terry Crews, Marisa Saks, Erica Ash, Lindsay Lohan, Charlie Sheen, Simon Rex, Molly Shannon, Roland Powell, Heather Locklear and Katt Williams.

It’s from the same producer as the third and fourth Scary Movie sequels, thus I think it’s fair to expect another laugh-free hour and a half filled with dated pop culture jokes. SMFH.

In the film from director Malcolm Lee, “Snooty, aloof, imperious, and oversexed French dance company director Pierre is putting on a new production. Jody (Tisdale), a Caucasian late-20s mother of two and her late-20s African American friend Kendra (Ash) are both vying for the lead in the production. Jody’s extremely controlling former dancer mother is determined that Jody will have the brilliant career that eluded her. The highly skilled mid-30s Diva veteran dancer with the company, Heather Daltry (Shannon), gets cut from the production and goes berserk.

Scary Movie 5, which is said to be a reboot of sorts, will spoof: Black Swan, Paranormal Activity, Rise of the Planet of the Apes and 127 Hours.

  • DarrelDreadful

    Wow. Ashley could be doing so much better 🙁

  • c-s-a78

    cash grab anyone?!

  • ThunderDragoon

    Thought it couldn’t get any worse than Scary Movie 4. That’s gold compared to what this is going to be. No Anna Faris, no Regina Hall. I don’t even think I’ll watch this on DVD. It looks that bad.

  • jmacgrath

    It looks like they added a ton of recent spoof stuff too, not just Black Swan, Paranormal Activity, Rise of the Planet of the Apes and 127 Hours, but also Sinister, Evil Dead, and Mama. So wooh for at least having some horror movie references… I guess.. god this is going to be awful.

  • Aaron Emery

    I would love to know who thought they had a quality product here. There’s actually some spots the COULD be funny but fall flat. At least part 4 had some redeeming qualities in Brenda and Cindy (let’s be real, Brenda Meeks is one of the best characters, ever).

  • djblack1313

    i admit i laughed a couple of times in this! 🙂

  • Zombie-Killa

    There is no hope for mankind. We live in a world with five Scary Movie films, and somehow, the Resident Evil franchise makes it to six films. lol.

    • Aaron Emery

      No sir, there IS hope. We live in a world with 4 films featuring Brenda Meeks. We are doing quite well!

      “For all y’all talkas up in here, time ta keep it down right now”

      • Zombie-Killa

        LULZ!!!! I remember that scene, because that was the spoof for the intro of Scary Movie 2!

        But there’s still no hope for mankind, Aaron. We’re also going to live in a world with five Paranormal Activity films. lol.

        • Aaron Emery

          Oh, right. Well played! I just pretend there is already 8 of them so I don’t get angry at the sequel announcement each year.

  • JoeR

    Since when are Katrina Bowden and Jerry O’Connell in this? Didn’t realize they had been cast.

  • AndrewSoukup24

    I thought after Scary Movie 2 and the Wayans left the shit was terrible…I never even mad it through 3 and I don’t have any interest in seeing 4 or 5.

  • vomitdoll

    Wow, this even looks bad. The trailer was horrible! I didn’t even crack a smile, too over the top..and that’s saying something for a “spoof” movie. Way to jump on Mama and Evil Dead so quickly too…what even?