[BD Caption Contest] Win ‘Dead Space 3: Awakened’ On Xbox 360!
SNOWFIGHT! Ouch, that had to hurt. Poor Carver. He’s just trying to make sure everyone makes it off Tau Volantis alive and that lizard faced woman keeps throwing snowballs at him.
So I have three download codes for the recently released Dead Space 3: Awakened epilogue DLC (REVIEW) that I’d like to give away to all of you. They’re for the Xbox 360 (no PS3 or PC codes, sorry) and it’s not standalone DLC, so you do need to own DS3 to be able to play it. If you’re still interested, might I suggest clicking that Read More link for more details? I warmed it up just for you.
Contest Rules:
1. Below you’ll find an amazing screenshot I took from Dead Space 3 — I want you to unleash your inner creativity and submit your best captions in the comments below.
2. Like the other caption contests we have fairly regularly here at BD, you are allowed to submit as many times as you like, but each submission must be in a separate comment, and be sure to keep them short enough to fit on the image. Also, please be considerate. Any hateful, sexist, homophobic, or otherwise hurtful or juvenile comments will result in your disqualification. No one wants that.
3. I’m going to pick three winners and unveil them on Tuesday, March 19 (since I’m sure you’d like your codes ASAP) — so get make sure you get your submissions in before then. When I announce the winners I’ll do so on Dead Pixels (HERE) where I’ll address you by your BD Infected name. If you’re one of the lucky three, just send me a message confirming you’re being very much alive and I’ll reply with your code! Also, because these are codes, this means everyone can enter, no matter where you are.
Now get to work, people!
![DS3 2 1024x576 [BD Caption Contest] Win Dead Space 3: Awakened On Xbox 360!](http://cdn.bloody-disgusting.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/DS3_2.jpg "DS3_2")
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Seagulling!!!!
Packing peanuts?! How the hell are we supposed to beat these things with PACKING PEANUTS?
Moths! Moths in my mouth!
i lol’d
Should’ve swallowed.
Fine Carl! You want to last bag of popcorn! Here ya go!
oops.
Fine Carl! You want the last bag of popcorn! Here ya go!
You tore up my picture of two ghosts eating marshmallows in a blizzard?!?!?
NO! I told you I refuse to use Head and Shoulders!
We better get out of here…we’re gonna miss Judge Judy and forgot to record it on the DVR.
Sorry, bro! I didn’t realize that was a real fire extinguisher!
I said FREEZE!
‘Not in the Hair, I have a date tonight!’
‘Dude, whip-it’s, in space’ ‘What? No, wai-’
“Well you kept saying’The roof is on fire!’”
‘You see what GOD just did, man?’
Oh. Perfect! I heard Del Toro’s voice!
‘This milk smell funny to you?’
On that day, Carl stopped being tolerant of lactose.
Cane sugar? Where’s the Splenda!?! I’m a diabetic!
In that moment, Carver had realized his obsession with Tony Montana had gone way too far.
How much are each of those snowflakes going to cost me?
Did we just find white mud?
When the moon hits your eye…..
A little known fact about “The X-Files”: Before settling on “the black oil” there were several failed alien virus’ ideas. Depicted here, “the white-floaty-fluff’n'stuff”.
It was scrapped after just one screentest, the entire crew snickering.
you should have told me we were still in danger before i started this snowball fight
snowball to the face, “getting real tired of your shit jennifer”
(i am assuming that’s jennifer in the pic)
Hey wait are these snowcorns, no way that’s true, aaan aaan aaan
Enough is never enough of the stuff!
Who the Hell let all these moths in here?
How the Hell do we get moths in space?
Oh no, oh god, it’s… it’s in my eye
Dammit, my good pillow!
Would it kill you to dust once in a while?
The Aristocrats!
Dude! Watch where you sneeze! Ugh!
“Snow? But it’s…it’s July…”
“This isn’t snow, it’s ash. But where’s it coming from?”
“What did you say to the nav program?”
“Siren’s Mill. Why?”
*facepalm*
Don’t shoot the chicken, AAAA
COCAINE FIGHT!
Tossed in space.
I told you we couldn’t beat the Kobayashi Maru Frosted
flakes scenario!
Ha!! You throw like an amphibian!
The store was out of honey bear bottles, so i had to use a marshmallow fluff jar for the bong.
Damn vapor cigs….
You really want to know what I am thinking ? Read my tiny thought bubbles.
now you know how it feels!
- …and then she throw me a snowball like this!
- stop it!
- popcorn fight!
- ouch! just don’t throw the box!
i’m not a ghost! can the ghosts throw snow balls like this?
i’ll throw a bunch and you try to catch them with the mouth
“I saw the bird go over! Are you ok??”
“Be quiet…….It’s too soon.”
Here. You eat the last of the popcorn. The bucket on your lap had a hole in it
I think I…just ate the yellow snow.
I wish this snow matched my coat!
Stop it, Santos! One more and i’ll call the snowbeast…That’s it! I warned you.
And I say “Apollo 18″ WAS a good movie!
No Winston i do not want your ectoplasm!
Release The Doves!
still not getting my bud light…
Chocolate Rain!!
another snowball baby flies tonight.
Screen shots from the new Brazzers.com video game: “Blast Effect”.
Dammit, Walter, if it’s not blue, it’s garbage! Just kidding, making meth is expensive…
I told you not to eat those onions! God, it smells terrible…
BLEARGH!! Sorry, just watched Cabin Fever 2…
‘Think this swiss cheese is still good?’ ‘Dude, that’s milk.’ ‘BLEARG’
PEEPS!!
You catch that fart?
Yo, I just gave you a pearl necklace. Just kidding, it’s my semen.