[BD Caption Contest] Win ‘Dead Space 3: Awakened’ On Xbox 360!

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SNOWFIGHT! Ouch, that had to hurt. Poor Carver. He’s just trying to make sure everyone makes it off Tau Volantis alive and that lizard faced woman keeps throwing snowballs at him.

So I have three download codes for the recently released Dead Space 3: Awakened epilogue DLC (REVIEW) that I’d like to give away to all of you. They’re for the Xbox 360 (no PS3 or PC codes, sorry) and it’s not standalone DLC, so you do need to own DS3 to be able to play it. If you’re still interested, might I suggest clicking that Read More link for more details? I warmed it up just for you.

Contest Rules:

1. Below you’ll find an amazing screenshot I took from Dead Space 3 — I want you to unleash your inner creativity and submit your best captions in the comments below.

2. Like the other caption contests we have fairly regularly here at BD, you are allowed to submit as many times as you like, but each submission must be in a separate comment, and be sure to keep them short enough to fit on the image. Also, please be considerate. Any hateful, sexist, homophobic, or otherwise hurtful or juvenile comments will result in your disqualification. No one wants that.

3. I’m going to pick three winners and unveil them on Tuesday, March 19 (since I’m sure you’d like your codes ASAP) — so get make sure you get your submissions in before then. When I announce the winners I’ll do so on Dead Pixels (HERE) where I’ll address you by your BD Infected name. If you’re one of the lucky three, just send me a message confirming you’re being very much alive and I’ll reply with your code! Also, because these are codes, this means everyone can enter, no matter where you are.

Now get to work, people!

Have a question? Feel free to ever-so-gently toss Adam an email, or follow him on Twitter and Bloody Disgusting.

 
  • crunchberries1985

    Seagulling!!!!

  • Luke667

    Packing peanuts?! How the hell are we supposed to beat these things with PACKING PEANUTS?

  • possiblypirates

    Moths! Moths in my mouth!

    • SelfishMan912

      i lol’d

  • mccracka420

    Should’ve swallowed.

  • DeathValzer

    Fine Carl! You want to last bag of popcorn! Here ya go!

    • DeathValzer

      oops.

  • DeathValzer

    Fine Carl! You want the last bag of popcorn! Here ya go!

  • MindVortex

    You tore up my picture of two ghosts eating marshmallows in a blizzard?!?!?

  • Tromaville-Health-Club

    NO! I told you I refuse to use Head and Shoulders!

  • Tromaville-Health-Club

    We better get out of here…we’re gonna miss Judge Judy and forgot to record it on the DVR.

  • Tromaville-Health-Club

    Sorry, bro! I didn’t realize that was a real fire extinguisher!

  • Euroboy

    I said FREEZE!

  • twoheaded

    ‘Not in the Hair, I have a date tonight!’

  • twoheaded

    ‘Dude, whip-it’s, in space’ ‘What? No, wai-’

  • twoheaded

    “Well you kept saying’The roof is on fire!’”

  • twoheaded

    ‘You see what GOD just did, man?’

    • Mr.Mirage

      Oh. Perfect! I heard Del Toro’s voice!

  • twoheaded

    ‘This milk smell funny to you?’

  • twoheaded

    On that day, Carl stopped being tolerant of lactose.

  • twoheaded

    Cane sugar? Where’s the Splenda!?! I’m a diabetic!

  • Horror_God

    In that moment, Carver had realized his obsession with Tony Montana had gone way too far.

  • mairsil

    How much are each of those snowflakes going to cost me?

  • Mr.Confetti

    Did we just find white mud?

  • thevyrsaiplague

    When the moon hits your eye…..

  • indeciSEAN

    A little known fact about “The X-Files”: Before settling on “the black oil” there were several failed alien virus’ ideas. Depicted here, “the white-floaty-fluff’n’stuff”.

    It was scrapped after just one screentest, the entire crew snickering.

  • SelfishMan912

    you should have told me we were still in danger before i started this snowball fight

  • SelfishMan912

    snowball to the face, “getting real tired of your shit jennifer”

    (i am assuming that’s jennifer in the pic)

  • okokok11

    Hey wait are these snowcorns, no way that’s true, aaan aaan aaan

  • twoheaded

    Enough is never enough of the stuff!

  • twoheaded

    Who the Hell let all these moths in here?

  • twoheaded

    How the Hell do we get moths in space?

  • twoheaded

    Oh no, oh god, it’s… it’s in my eye

  • twoheaded

    Dammit, my good pillow!

  • Lou

    Would it kill you to dust once in a while?

  • lface8

    The Aristocrats!

  • GrimKitten

    Dude! Watch where you sneeze! Ugh!

  • GrimKitten

    “Snow? But it’s…it’s July…”
    “This isn’t snow, it’s ash. But where’s it coming from?”
    “What did you say to the nav program?”
    “Siren’s Mill. Why?”
    *facepalm*

  • twoheaded

    Don’t shoot the chicken, AAAA

  • stratusfear

    COCAINE FIGHT!

  • stratusfear

    Tossed in space.

  • stratusfear

    I told you we couldn’t beat the Kobayashi Maru Frosted
    flakes scenario!

  • Lou

    Ha!! You throw like an amphibian!

  • bub4president2012

    The store was out of honey bear bottles, so i had to use a marshmallow fluff jar for the bong.

  • bub4president2012

    Damn vapor cigs….

  • bub4president2012

    You really want to know what I am thinking ? Read my tiny thought bubbles.

  • deggialcfr

    now you know how it feels!

  • deggialcfr

    - …and then she throw me a snowball like this!
    - stop it!

  • deggialcfr

    - popcorn fight!
    - ouch! just don’t throw the box!

  • deggialcfr

    i’m not a ghost! can the ghosts throw snow balls like this?

  • deggialcfr

    i’ll throw a bunch and you try to catch them with the mouth

  • MoreGoreFilms

    “I saw the bird go over! Are you ok??”

    “Be quiet…….It’s too soon.”

  • TEDDYX

    Here. You eat the last of the popcorn. The bucket on your lap had a hole in it

  • borntwiztid

    I think I…just ate the yellow snow.

  • JRod365

    I wish this snow matched my coat!

  • deggialcfr

    Stop it, Santos! One more and i’ll call the snowbeast…That’s it! I warned you.

  • MindVortex

    And I say “Apollo 18″ WAS a good movie!

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100003525301662 Martin Collins

    No Winston i do not want your ectoplasm!

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100003525301662 Martin Collins

    Release The Doves!

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100003525301662 Martin Collins

    still not getting my bud light…

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100003525301662 Martin Collins

    Chocolate Rain!!
    another snowball baby flies tonight.

  • SleazyE

    Screen shots from the new Brazzers.com video game: “Blast Effect”.

  • twoheaded

    Dammit, Walter, if it’s not blue, it’s garbage! Just kidding, making meth is expensive…

  • twoheaded

    I told you not to eat those onions! God, it smells terrible…

  • twoheaded

    BLEARGH!! Sorry, just watched Cabin Fever 2…

  • twoheaded

    ‘Think this swiss cheese is still good?’ ‘Dude, that’s milk.’ ‘BLEARG’

  • twoheaded

    PEEPS!!

  • http://www.facebook.com/darren.bolton1 DeeezNuuutz21

    You catch that fart?

  • http://www.facebook.com/darren.bolton1 DeeezNuuutz21

    Yo, I just gave you a pearl necklace. Just kidding, it’s my semen.