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10 Top “Cabin In The Woods” Movies!!!

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Evil Dead Month marches on here at Bloody-Disgusting! One of the most important aspects of the Evil Dead films (sans Army Of Darkness of course), is the cabin they take place in. Having seen the new remake, I can verify that the aesthetic and layout are more or less the same as they were in the first two films of the original trilogy. Of course, while they may be the pinnacle of the “Cabin In The Woods” subgenre – there’s a sh*t ton more where that came from!

These kind of films are among my favorite in horror, I love a good rural setting. So I’m almost jealous that The Wolfman (@TheWolfmanCometh – on the boards) got the idea for this list – which he wrote – first!

There always seems to be an understadable amount of confusion whenever I post a story from “The Wolfman.” It’s NOT ME you should be praising (or bashing) in the comments, IT’S HIM! So head inside for The Wolfman’s 10 Top “Cabin In The Woods” Movies!!!

10: ANTICHRIST

Definitely not your traditional horror film, and even as far as ANY genre of film go, Lars von Trier’s Antichrist is far from traditional. While trying to cope with the death of their small child, a couple goes on vacation to a cabin in the woods. While there, the question is posed to both them, and more importantly, to the audience, is whether the world is a good place where sometimes terrible things happen or is the world a terrible place and sometimes good things happen? Through visuals like stillborn deer fetuses to foxes eviscerating themselves, von Trier’s Antichrist is hard to watch, but it is a film that takes a more existential approach to the idea of people versus nature, as opposed to just a couple people in a cabin trying to not to die.

9: THE HILLS HAVE EYES (2006)

Yup, that’s right, I like Alexandre Aja’s remake of Wes Craven’s The Hills Have Eyes more than the original. Even though the remake might have less of a social message behind it, it’s a much more graphic representation of “us vs. them”. Granted, there’s not a cabin in this movie, but rather a family staying in an RV – and instead of the woods it’s the desert. But I still feel like there’s a lot of elements of isolation and the general fearing of unknown attackers made popular in most “cabin in the woods” horror films. Greg Nicotero’s special effects and makeup are some of his best work, the music provided by tomandandy combined with Baxter’s editing and the cinematography of Aja and Maxime Alexandre make the violence in the desert look gorgeous.

8: TUCKER AND DALE VS. EVIL

As a kid, I remember reading a book that told the story of the “Three Little Pigs” through the wolf’s perspective. He was just a guy trying to borrow some sugar and these little pigs started acting like jerks. Tucker & Dale vs. Evil takes the familiar plot of backwoods hillbillies murdering college kids and tells the story from the perspective of these hillbillies just trying to set up their vacation home and all these college kids keep accidentally dying all around them. Even though it’s more of a parody of the genre than an actual “horror” film, this is a comedy MADE for horror fans who will recognize all the situations that these hillbillies find themselves in. It also has enough comedic gore to satiate any horror fan’s bloodthirst.

7: I SPIT ON YOUR GRAVE

Although only a fraction of the atrocities that our lead character goes through take place in a cabin, this film still represents the idea of trying to go on a relaxing vacation and having things go incredibly, terribly wrong. When Sarah (Camille Keaton) rents a secluded, lakeside cabin she encounters a group of local thugs who violently rape her multiple times. This turn of events leaves her so damaged psychologically that she turns the table and plans the violent torture and murder of her attackers. Considering most films involving cabins are people vacationing there instead of living in them, this film serves as the absolute WORST vacation anyone could ever go on.

6: THE BLAIR WITCH PROJECT

I’m sure some would argue this is “tent” horror more than “cabin” horror, but there’s no need to be so literal! We’re all friends here, right? RIGHT? Anyways, a big theme in cabin horror films are being isolated in the wilderness, trying to fight back the unknown. Well, I’d say that possibly being stalked by a witch counts as the unknown, right? And think about how much more vulnerable a tent is than a cabin! All of the characters were incredibly exposed and helpless while wandering in the woods, and they did stumble into a house at the end of it, didn’t they? Let’s just call that a cabin.*

5: DEAD SNOW

Most cabin horror films take place in some secluded forest, but what happens if you turn that forest into snow? Well, a forest AND snow. What I’m saying is that it’s freezing in Norway so imagine how cranky the characters on Easter vacation must have been in their cabin? I suppose that people typically group this in with other zombie movies, but I definitely think it earns a spot amongst all other “trapped in isolation against something trying to kill you” films. In fact, one of the characters even mentions how stereotypical it is to see college kids heading into seclusion for a vacation and how similar the scenario is to something like Evil Dead II. Sorry guys, this one totally counts.

4: CABIN FEVER

Considering how big writer/director Eli Roth’s reputation is in contemporary horror circles, both positive and negative, it’s crazy to me that he’s only directed 4 feature-length films. Of course he’s been involved in plenty of other horror projects in various capacities, but none of those opportunities would’ve presented themselves if it weren’t for Cabin Fever. I remember knowing nothing about the film, but I saw Peter Jackson talk about loving it so I randomly checked it out. What followed was a hilarious and incredibly gory parody of many different horror movie themes. The dialogue is ridiculously immature and the characters are such exaggerations that they feel like cartoons, but Roth still managed to gross you out with the virus they’re all trying to avoid that causes your skin and flesh to melt off of you. Also, I’d argue that the leg shaving scene with Cerina Vincent is one of the most memorable moments in the past ten years of horror.

3: FRIDAY THE 13TH/THE BURNING/SLEEPAWAY CAMP

One of the most common reasons for characters to find themselves in a cabin in the woods in horror films is the excuse of a summer camp. If it wasn’t for vacations or summer camps, would there really be ANY people going to the woods? Sorry to make you guys look at three different movie titles, but I really can’t pick which one of these films is my favorite summer camp horror, and I know that if I picked any one of the three, people would be upset about the others not being included. Anyways, if you’re a teen attending summer camp and someone disappears or dies, LEAVE IMMEDIATELY. Wait until it’s daytime and get out of there, because as summer camp films teach us, you’ll have worse things to fear than everyone laughing at you in the outdoor showers!

2: THE CABIN IN THE WOODS

If Cabin Fever is a parody of a cabin horror film, then The Cabin in the Woods is a film ABOUT a parody of a cabin horror film, where the characters REALIZE they’re in a parody of–wait, this is getting confusing. Not only does this movie have every stereotypical character and villain you’d come to expect in a cabin horror film, let alone EVERY horror film, but The Cabin in the Woods even ACKNOWLEDGES that its main characters are intentionally archetypes. I don’t want to give too much away for anyone who hasn’t seen the movie yet (which is probably like, 3 people), but Cabin holds a mirror up to not just every common horror movie theme, but also makes the viewer confront why they get so much enjoyment out of horror films.

1: EVIL DEAD 2

I remember first hearing about Evil Dead and being told about a character whose hand gets infected with evil so he chops off his hand and replaces it with a chainsaw. SOLD! I ran to the video store and rented the Evil Dead. When it was over, I couldn’t help but think, “Hey, where’s the chainsaw?!” Even though Evil Dead is really good, I’ve always thought that Evil Dead 2 goes that extra step to become great. I think you can tell a lot about a person when they tell you which is their favorite film in the Evil Dead series. If they say it’s Army of Darkness, then it’s the comedy they prefer. If they say Evil Dead, then they prefer more traditional scariness of the original film. And if someone says Evil Dead 2 is their favorite, then I know that’s someone I want to hang out with because it means they equally respect the comedic and horrific elements of being stuck in the woods with a faceless “evil” lurking around every corner. Also, it’s the moments where our lead character Ash is alone in the cabin that Bruce Campbell’s talent shines through, solidifying himself as an incredibly talented physical comedian and Evil Dead II as the best horror movie featuring a cabin in the woods. Hail to the King, baby.

*Editor’s note: There actually is a cabin at the end of Blair Witch, so technically he’s right anyway.

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Five Serial Killer Horror Movies to Watch Before ‘Longlegs’

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Pictured: 'Fallen'

Here’s what we know about Longlegs so far. It’s coming in July of 2024, it’s directed by Osgood Perkins (The Blackcoat’s Daughter), and it features Maika Monroe (It Follows) as an FBI agent who discovers a personal connection between her and a serial killer who has ties to the occult. We know that the serial killer is going to be played by none other than Nicolas Cage and that the marketing has been nothing short of cryptic excellence up to this point.

At the very least, we can assume NEON’s upcoming film is going to be a dark, horror-fueled hunt for a serial killer. With that in mind, let’s take a look at five disturbing serial killers-versus-law-enforcement stories to get us even more jacked up for Longlegs.


MEMORIES OF MURDER (2003)

This South Korean film directed by Oscar-winning director Bong Joon-ho (Parasite) is a wild ride. The film features a handful of cops who seem like total goofs investigating a serial killer who brutally murders women who are out and wearing red on rainy evenings. The cops are tired, unorganized, and border on stoner comedy levels of idiocy. The movie at first seems to have a strange level of forgiveness for these characters as they try to pin the murders on a mentally handicapped person at one point, beating him and trying to coerce him into a confession for crimes he didn’t commit. A serious cop from the big city comes down to help with the case and is able to instill order.

But still, the killer evades and provokes not only the police but an entire country as everyone becomes more unstable and paranoid with each grizzly murder and sex crime.

I’ve never seen a film with a stranger tone than Memories of Murder. A movie that deals with such serious issues but has such fallible, seemingly nonserious people at its core. As the film rolls on and more women are murdered, you realize that a lot of these faults come from men who are hopeless and desperate to catch a killer in a country that – much like in another great serial killer story, Citizen X – is doing more harm to their plight than good.

Major spoiler warning: What makes Memories of Murder somehow more haunting is that it’s loosely based on a true story. It is a story where the real-life killer hadn’t been caught at the time of the film’s release. It ends with our main character Detective Park (Song Kang-ho), now a salesman, looking hopelessly at the audience (or judgingly) as the credits roll. Over sixteen years later the killer, Lee Choon Jae, was found using DNA evidence. He was already serving a life sentence for another murder. Choon Jae even admitted to watching the film during his court case saying, “I just watched it as a movie, I had no feeling or emotion towards the movie.”

In the end, Memories of Murder is a must-see for fans of the subgenre. The film juggles an almost slapstick tone with that of a dark murder mystery and yet, in the end, works like a charm.


CURE (1997)

Longlegs serial killer Cure

If you watched 2023’s Hypnotic and thought to yourself, “A killer who hypnotizes his victims to get them to do his bidding is a pretty cool idea. I only wish it were a better movie!” Boy, do I have great news for you.

In Cure (spoilers ahead), a detective (Koji Yakusho) and forensic psychologist (Tsuyoshi Ujiki) team up to find a serial killer who’s brutally marking their victims by cutting a large “X” into their throats and chests. Not just a little “X” mind you but a big, gross, flappy one.

At each crime scene, the murderer is there and is coherent and willing to cooperate. They can remember committing the crimes but can’t remember why. Each of these murders is creepy on a cellular level because we watch the killers act out these crimes with zero emotion. They feel different than your average movie murder. Colder….meaner.

What’s going on here is that a man named Mamiya (Masato Hagiwara) is walking around and somehow manipulating people’s minds using the flame of a lighter and a strange conversational cadence to hypnotize them and convince them to murder. The detectives eventually catch him but are unable to understand the scope of what’s happening before it’s too late.

If you thought dealing with a psychopathic murderer was hard, imagine dealing with one who could convince you to go home and murder your wife. Not only is Cure amazingly filmed and edited but it has more horror elements than your average serial killer film.


MANHUNTER (1986)

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In the first-ever Hannibal Lecter story brought in front of the cameras, Detective Will Graham (William Petersen) finds his serial killers by stepping into their headspace. This is how he caught Hannibal Lecter (played here by Brian Cox), but not without paying a price. Graham became so obsessed with his cases that he ended up having a mental breakdown.

In Manhunter, Graham not only has to deal with Lecter playing psychological games with him from behind bars but a new serial killer in Francis Dolarhyde (in a legendary performance by Tom Noonan). One who likes to wear pantyhose on his head and murder entire families so that he can feel “seen” and “accepted” in their dead eyes. At one point Lecter even finds a way to gift Graham’s home address to the new killer via personal ads in a newspaper.

Michael Mann (Heat, Thief) directed a film that was far too stylish for its time but that fans and critics both would have loved today in the same way we appreciate movies like Nightcrawler or Drive. From the soundtrack to the visuals to the in-depth psychoanalysis of an insanely disturbed protagonist and the man trying to catch him. We watch Graham completely lose his shit and unravel as he takes us through the psyche of our killer. Which is as fascinating as it is fucked.

Manhunter is a classic case of a serial killer-versus-detective story where each side of the coin is tarnished in their own way when it’s all said and done. As Detective Park put it in Memories of Murder, “What kind of detective sleeps at night?”


INSOMNIA (2002)

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Maybe it’s because of the foggy atmosphere. Maybe it’s because it’s the only film in Christopher Nolan’s filmography he didn’t write as well as direct. But for some reason, Insomnia always feels forgotten about whenever we give Nolan his flowers for whatever his latest cinematic achievement is.

Whatever the case, I know it’s no fault of the quality of the film, because Insomnia is a certified serial killer classic that adds several unique layers to the detective/killer dynamic. One way to create an extreme sense of unease with a movie villain is to cast someone you’d never expect in the role, which is exactly what Nolan did by casting the hilarious and sweet Robin Williams as a manipulative child murderer. He capped that off by casting Al Pacino as the embattled detective hunting him down.

This dynamic was fascinating as Williams was creepy and clever in the role. He was subdued in a way that was never boring but believable. On the other side of it, Al Pacino felt as if he’d walked straight off the set of 1995’s Heat and onto this one. A broken and imperfect man trying to stop a far worse one.

Aside from the stellar acting, Insomnia stands out because of its unique setting and plot. Both working against the detective. The investigation is taking place in a part of Alaska where the sun never goes down. This creates a beautiful, nightmare atmosphere where by the end of it, Pacino’s character is like a Freddy Krueger victim in the leadup to their eventual, exhausted death as he runs around town trying to catch a serial killer while dealing with the debilitating effects of insomnia. Meanwhile, he’s under an internal affairs investigation for planting evidence to catch another child killer and accidentally shoots his partner who he just found out is about to testify against him. The kicker here is that the killer knows what happened that fateful day and is using it to blackmail Pacino’s character into letting him get away with his own crimes.

If this is the kind of “what would you do?” intrigue we get with the story from Longlegs? We’ll be in for a treat. Hoo-ah.


FALLEN (1998)

Longlegs serial killer fallen

Fallen may not be nearly as obscure as Memories of Murder or Cure. Hell, it boasts an all-star cast of Denzel Washington, John Goodman, Donald Sutherland, James Gandolfini, and Elias Koteas. But when you bring it up around anyone who has seen it, their ears perk up, and the word “underrated” usually follows. And when it comes to the occult tie-ins that Longlegs will allegedly have? Fallen may be the most appropriate film on this entire list.

In the movie, Detective Hobbs (Washington) catches vicious serial killer Edgar Reese (Koteas) who seems to place some sort of curse on him during Hobbs’ victory lap. After Reese is put to death via electric chair, dead bodies start popping up all over town with his M.O., eventually pointing towards Hobbs as the culprit. After all, Reese is dead. As Hobbs investigates he realizes that a fallen angel named Azazel is possessing human body after human body and using them to commit occult murders. It has its eyes fixated on him, his co-workers, and family members; wrecking their lives or flat-out murdering them one by one until the whole world is damned.

Mixing a demonic entity into a detective/serial killer story is fascinating because it puts our detective in the unsettling position of being the one who is hunted. How the hell do you stop a demon who can inhabit anyone they want with a mere touch?!

Fallen is a great mix of detective story and supernatural horror tale. Not only are we treated to Denzel Washington as the lead in a grim noir (complete with narration) as he uncovers this occult storyline, but we’re left with a pretty great “what would you do?” situation in a movie that isn’t afraid to take the story to some dark places. Especially when it comes to the way the film ends. It’s a great horror thriller in the same vein as Frailty but with a little more detective work mixed in.


Look for Longlegs in theaters on July 12, 2024.

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