Rap nu-metal band Limp Bizkit, the greatest group of musicians that has ever walked amongst us mere mortals, has made a post on their Facebook page that features supposed lyrics from a track off the band’s upcoming album Stampede Of The Disco Elements. The followup to 2011’s Gold Cobra, SOTDE will continue the band’s legacy of brilliant songwriting and lyrical poetry, all held together by the operatic, engaging, 14-octave voice of Fred Durst.
Head on below to read the Nobel Prize For Literature-worthy lyrics below.
Back, it’s the mother fuckin’ Rock God
So poker faced ladies going GaGa
That’s right it’s Freddy D
The public enemy
You know the one that had Britney droppin’ to her knees
I don’t give a fuck
I probably never will
Bitch get at me if that ass is like Jessica Beil’s
Who’s down with me tonight?
You know I’ll treat you right
You’re safe with me until they’re turning on them ugly lights
So throw them fingers up
And finger fuck the sky
She like the way we pump it
I call her pumpkin pie
I ain’t about to lie
I came up in here high
If you don’t like it I’ll bust you in your fucking eye
‘Baby you’re a rock star’
I know who the fuck I am
40 million records later
I am still the fucking man
All I want to do is rock
All she wants to do is roll
Now she’s at my house
Sliding up and down that pole
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