(CONTEST OVER!) Win An iPad From Gameloft, Makers Of ‘Zombiewood’ In This Video Game Caption Contest!

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Bloody Disgusting in association with Gameloft would like to offer our readers a chance to win themselves an iPad, along with some in game Zombiewood cash! You guys love a good caption contest, we know that. But the stakes are high this time as you can win yourself one sweet piece of technology. So put on your funny pants and head past the break for the rules, and the image you’ll need to make me pee myself laughing with.

THE PRIZES:

- 16GB Apple iPad with Retina Display and WiFI
- 10 Runners up will receive codes for 200 Cash in Zombiewood

THE RULES:

1. We supply an image for you to submit captions on. You head to the comments section and submit your best one-liners, zingers, pathos riddled couplets etc.

2. You can enter as many times as you like and submit as many captions as you want, but each caption must be in a separate comment. Your entries can be posted anytime after the still is announced – just be sure to check that I haven’t announced that the contest is closed in the comments (you don’t want to submit your winning zinger after we’ve picked the winner). Also any racist, sexist, homophobic or generally hateful jokes will be disqualified. You don’t have to be insanely PC – just use your best judgement. Try and keep it brief! It has to fit on the photo now!

3. You will have 2 weeks from the date this is posted. We will then pick the best caption and the post stating that the contest is over. The winning caption(s) will be featured in a new post here on BD

SOME EXAMPLES FROM Zombiewood TO GET YOU STARTED:

THE IMAGE BELOW IS WHAT YOU’RE COMMENTING ON!

Good luck!

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  • Skullbone

    No life, no flesh, NO SERVICE!

  • Skullbone

    Luring zombies with Brain Grinders is strictly prohibited.

  • ill_mindedd

    take this 5 dollar foot long!!!

  • Skullbone

    Only YOU can prevent Zombie Congo Lines.

  • Skullbone

    Rule #1: Don’t feed the Zombies. Zombies only eat brains.
    Rule #2: Don’t die. If you die, you also break Rule #1.

    Max Fine: $500 payable upon death.

  • Adam Dodd

    Welcome to Zombie Subway, Eat Flesh! (I can’t win, but it had to be said)

    • Skullbone

      Haha good one!

  • Thebueno

    The rules have changed: Zombie jared clone army is not interested in your samich

  • bdhchef

    When I said we needed a hero to fight this…..not quite what I meant

  • Thebueno

    Abandon Diplomacy: We do not negotiate with the living dead!

  • Thebueno

    Hide your deli meat it’s known to drive zombies wild

  • Pringster

    We serve the living only!! No dead or partial dead

  • bdhchef

    Alas Brad thought he heard Subamrine Gun instead of submachine gun

  • Pringster

    WE RESERVE THE RIGHT TO REFUSE SERVICE to Walkers

  • Pringster

    WARNING: PERFORMING THRILLER BEFORE EATING MAY CAUSE SERIOUS HEALTH ISSUES

  • Pringster

    Warning: Feeding the Zombies may cause bodily harm.

  • rgold

    Don’t feed the zombies!
    Zombie’s don’t like mystery meat, they like you

  • BornVillian

    Undead or Not. Do not feed the zombie Ninja Turtles.

  • BornVillian

    Please do not tease the undead

  • BornVillian

    It is a crime! To make Zombies Gangnam Style for food.

  • BornVillian

    Karma, Who is really distracting who?

  • BornVillian

    Compromise, is not just a hoogie away.

  • BornVillian

    Zombies and Velociraptors, distract from the front and attack from behind.

  • BornVillian

    Oppa Gangnam Style, Please do not feed the performers

  • BornVillian

    Brain sandwiches, do not encourage the zombies.

  • BornVillian

    Subway no longer supports zombie related activity.

  • BornVillian

    Free foot long for every recently turned dead

  • BornVillian

    Jimmy John’s supporting zombies long before the apocalypse…unlike Subway.

  • BornVillian

    Meatball sandwiches, why didn’t we think of this on day 1?

  • BornVillian

    Humans are stupid. Please eat responsibly.

  • BornVillian

    When in doubt, eat a footlong.

  • BornVillian

    Do not help the zombies, exercise daily and eat healthy.

  • TurnCoat-Dirty

    Caution Advised: Zombies WILL bite the hand that feeds it.

    • Mr.-Gency

      lol Nice

  • TurnCoat-Dirty

    Don’t Bother; Even Zombies don’t like Quiznos.

  • xxxwolf666

    Do not try this. YOU are the $5 footlong.

  • TurnCoat-Dirty

    We Apologize for the Inconvenience: We are temporarily out of Bath Salt toppings.

  • xxxwolf666

    Zombies do not like hot testicle subs.

  • xxxwolf666

    Zombies do not like hot testicle subs: They prefer yours (or your ovaries; whichever you have).

  • xxxwolf666

    Eat on the run: Zombies will not wait for you to finish your sandwich.

  • BornVillian

    One sub a day does not keep the zombies away

  • xxxwolf666

    Sorry: There are no hot sandwiches in the zombie apocalypse.

  • BornVillian

    Logic, this picture has none.

  • TurnCoat-Dirty

    Success Means:
    Never dropping out of school during the impending Apocalypse

  • BornVillian

    One foot long to rule them all.

  • xxxwolf666

    Keep moving: Unlike you, zombies will not wait in line to get their food.

  • BornVillian

    Believe it or not this actually ended well.

  • xxxwolf666

    Be prepared for attack: Keep your gun handy, not your sammy.

  • BornVillian

    It is never wise to use drugs in the presence of zombies

  • TurnCoat-Dirty

    Success is 99% Attitude
    1% Not Feeding Dead People.

  • TurnCoat-Dirty

    Please Do Not Feed the Zombies:

    You Never Know Which One Has Peanut Allergies.

  • BornVillian

    Waring: Zombies will, I repeat WILL< bite.

  • BornVillian

    Your logic < zombie Horde

  • xxxwolf666

    Keep your priorities straight: Your life is not worth a meatball sub.

  • xxxwolf666

    Keep your weapon handy: You cannot shoot a sandwich.

  • TurnCoat-Dirty

    The Path to Surviving the Apocalypse Means
    Never Screwing Up the Customer’s Order.

  • TurnCoat-Dirty

    The Body of Christ was JUST a Metaphor!

  • J-SiN

    Meatball Sub,
    Not the meatballs they’re looking for.

  • xxxwolf666

    Make smart decisions: You cannot eat a whole hoagie with a zombie hoard chasing you. Get the half size.

  • J-SiN

    Sharing is Caring,
    Don’t kid yourself, zombies don’t care.

  • TurnCoat-Dirty

    “Don’t worry, my friends used to make fun of me for being Vegan too.”

  • TurnCoat-Dirty

    “Hey, so have you guys seen Jesus?…Yeah, me neither.”

  • Skullbone

    Zombie Survival 101: Don’t confuse sub warfare with submarine warfare.

  • Skullbone

    Zombie Etiquette 101: When hosting a zombie house party, make sure your finger food doesn’t include your fingers.

  • Skullbone

    Don’t taunt the zombies.

  • Skullbone

    ZombieWood: Accept no subs.

  • Skullbone

    ZombieWood: Accept No SUBstitutes.

  • Skullbone

    SUBtle attacks are non-effective versus zombies.

  • Skullbone

    SUB titles not available in ZombieWood.

  • Skullbone

    Zombie death, served hot and fresh!

  • Skullbone

    SUB standard food does not repel zombies.

  • Skullbone

    Vegetarian subs are not an effective zombie camouflage.

  • Skullbone

    Zombies don’t accept brain SUB-stitutes.

  • Skullbone

    There is no food, like brain food.

  • xxxwolf666

    Use your head: Foot-long or foot-less; its your decision.

  • pidge-corp

    Take the job at quiZnos they said,,,,it’ll be fine they said

  • pidge-corp

    Previously on Amc’s, The Walking Bread

  • kylerexpop

    Avoid Subway at all costs! (Underground passages and tubs of deli meat are irresistible to the living dead)

  • kylerexpop

    Warm meat: If you cook it, they will come

  • pidge-corp

    LUNCH BREAK……YOU’RE DOING IT WRONG

  • kylerexpop

    Bargaining: zombies don’t play that game

  • kylerexpop

    What’s for dinner. Here’s a hint: they don’t want your sandwich

  • kylerexpop

    Sharing: unless that’s a human sandwich what they’ll want is a bite of YOU.

  • Laugh Riot

    MMMMMMMMMMMMMMM….

    Zombies wearing subway uniforms make a mean sandwich.
    Be cautious they know how to lock doors too….

  • Lou

    Give them Jared. The world thanks you!

  • Laugh Riot

    Knowing Star Wars…

    Can’t you tell…
    ITS A TRAP!!!

  • Lou

    Saturated fat.

    Zombies don’t care about cholesterol.

  • Laugh Riot

    GENEROSITY…

    Zombies don’t give anything away for free.
    Without expecting something in return….

  • Xtommygunzx

    Remember: If backed into a corner, calm zombies by placing King Cobras on top of sub sandwich.

  • Laugh Riot

    LAST MEALS…

    They may be trying to fatten you up.
    So take small bites.
    Eat slowly.
    They’ll wait for you to finish fatty.

  • Laugh Riot

    DON’T RISK IT

    It’s just a sandwich….

  • Lou

    Hogan’s hero was ineffective against the zombies.

  • Laugh Riot

    DECEPTION

    Telling others zombies eat anything
    May help YOU live longer….

  • Laugh Riot

    LAST WORDS…

    Jared offered them a nice foot long…

  • Laugh Riot

    LOSE WEIGHT

    Put down that sandwich
    It will only slow you down….

  • lface8

    If you give a zombie a sandwich, he’ll want more. Unless you have another sandwich, you’re next on the menu.

  • Laugh Riot

    SHARING

    Fellow survivors need food too…
    One way or another they’ll get it.

  • lface8

    Unless that sandwich has a pulse, you may want to start running.

  • lface8

    Flesh: It’s what’s for dinner.

  • Laugh Riot

    Oh Well…

    At least I’m not starving to death…

  • Joey_Redballs

    Don’t feed the zombies. People are their food, not people-food.

  • Joey_Redballs

    Zombies do not eat sandwiches. Unless it’s a fresh human brain sandwich.

  • Laugh Riot

    DISTRACTIONS

    By the time they finish that guy.
    We’ll have plenty of time to get ammo next door…

  • Joey_Redballs

    Zombies do not share. They’re not going to fight over the sandwhich. They’re going to fight over you.

  • Laugh Riot

    THAT’S NOT BAD!!!

    Think about the little girl
    That didn’t finish her ice cream.

  • mandaosullivan

    Even Zombies know ….. Size Matters!

  • mandaosullivan

    Eat FRESH!!

  • miter55

    Don’t feed the zombies!
    They will bite the hand that feeds them.

  • mairsil

    Public Health Code: No Shirt, No Skin, No Service

  • mairsil

    Sloppy Joes: Now with More Joe…

  • TheGeckoNinja

    Zombies prefer fresh meat

  • mairsil

    Sharing: Zombies only share (you) with each other.

  • mairsil

    Planning: Make sure to use the right tool at the right time.

  • mairsil

    Patience: Wait at least an hour after eating before playing with zombies.

  • mairsil

    Warning Signs: Sudden zombification may be a sign of spoiled food.

  • mairsil

    Heroes: The ones that carry a weapon are more effective.

  • mairsil

    A Rose by Any Other Name: Zombies don’t care if you call them subs, heroes, hoagies or grinders; you still look delicious.

  • mexiwok

    When you all realize that those sanwhiches are almost footlong.

  • mexiwok

    Facebook said that whatever was to my left was my zombie apocalypse weapon….THANKS OBAMA!

  • G-Bibby

    FOOTLONG, WHO’S GOT THE FOOTLONG? (Harry, Dumb & Dumber)

  • G-Bibby

    Have Sub, Will Travel

  • G-Bibby

    The sub is mightier than the horde.

  • G-Bibby

    Behold.. My Sub Club *BAM*

  • G-Bibby

    This won’t run out of ammo

  • Skullbone

    Don’t be a hero.

  • Skullbone

    We Don’t need another Hero.

  • G-Bibby

    THE SUB IS MIGHTIER THAN THE HORDE

  • Skullbone

    You need a hero…not the zombies.

  • G-Bibby

    ALL FILLER, NO KILLER

  • Skullbone

    Customer Satisfaction Rule#1: You can hold the pickles and hold the lettuce but kill the zombies, they upset us.

  • Smashdevour

    was that submarine or submachine to go.

  • Skullbone

    Pickled brains and rotted lettuce, Fuck those Zombies! They upset us!

  • Skullbone

    Hold the pickles, hold the lettuce but zombie orders, they upset us!

  • Skullbone

    Don’t be a Zombie Buffet.

  • Skullbone

    Don’t be an all you can eat Zombie Buffet.

  • J-SiN

    Choosing Sides,
    Be careful who you Cater too.

  • treboreuk

    feeding of zombies strictly prohibited

  • treboreuk

    whoop whoop gangnam style

  • treboreuk

    get ya lips around this baby

  • treboreuk

    ohhhh the okey cokey ohhh the okey cokey

  • Scoob523

    rolls and meatballs does NOT make a “sub” machine gun

  • VirulentViper

    FAST FOOD
    What it is to us, we are to zombies.

  • VirulentViper

    TESTOSTERONE
    You know you have it when you’re taunting zombies with a guts-sub.

  • VirulentViper

    DON’T TRY TO FEED THE ZOMBIES
    It’s not the sub they’re gonna e- oh wait, if you’re attempting this, you obviously don’t have brains. Carry on.

  • tw1zt1done

    When we said zombie’s liked foot longs we didn’t mean sandwiches.

  • VirulentViper

    SYNCHRONICITY
    It’s what happens when you become food for zombies after eating food in front of zombies.

  • VirulentViper

    FOR SIMPLICITY’S SAKE
    Just don’t be an idiot.

  • VirulentViper

    STRATOSPHERICALLY
    The level of how screwed you are.

  • VirulentViper

    PROFICIENT
    Something you’re not if you try this.

  • VirulentViper

    BE PROFICIENT
    This guy didn’t. He died.

  • VirulentViper

    INCONGRUOUS
    This is the physical definition. Don’t try this at home.

  • VirulentViper

    DON’T TRY THIS AT HOME
    You will die.

  • VirulentViper

    PARCELED-OUT
    What this guy will be amongst the zombies.

  • odion1

    Zombies new slogan…just say no to Subway.

  • VirulentViper

    INNOCUOUS
    This isn’t it.

  • VirulentViper

    BRAINS!
    Something you clearly don’t have by trying this.

  • VirulentViper

    BEING BRAINLESS
    You’d think this would save you. This guy got shot.

  • Raven99202

    Please don’t feed the zombies

  • insain9876

    BRIBES: Not effective during the zombie apocalypse.

  • insain9876

    ZOMBIES: They won’t dance for food.

  • insain9876

    WEAPONS: A sandwich is not a good one.

  • ice4857

    zombies won’t eat subs

  • insain9876

    WAITING IN LINE: Zombies hate it too.

  • zombiemama

    No shoes, No shirt, No heartbeat, NO SERVICE!

  • rkeenan

    Meatball subs will not stop Zombie hordes.

  • Jeffbe232

    No shirt, no shoes, no flesh, NO Service

  • blair

    Now that the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles have become zombies, this grenade laced pizza is our best defense!

  • HarleyQuinnJoker

    DO NOT EAT THE HERO (SANDWICH)!

  • HarleyQuinnJoker

    Don’t be a hero (sandwich)

  • Groddzilla

    A sandwich a day does NOT keep the zombies away.

  • Groddzilla

    “Break for lunch” does not mean the same thing to zombies.

  • Groddzilla

    This “hero” can not save you.

  • Trent Shy

    Please do not leave your food unattended.

  • Groddzilla

    Zombies do not eat people food. They eat people.

  • Groddzilla

    Zombies prefer slow food.

  • Groddzilla

    Zombies hate fast food.

  • sohailshakil

    Make WAY for Zombies’ SUBWAY!

  • sohailshakil

    Sometime the fast food really does not mean FAST!

  • MyNameIsNotNed

    Go ahead and attempt to make a peace(piece) offering with a horde of zombies by brandishing a tasty, delicious sub!

    Seriously….. see what happens.

  • MyNameIsNotNed

    Feeding the undead is strictly prohibited!

    Those being caught in the act will be considered zombie sympathizers, and uninvited from luau night!

  • MyNameIsNotNed

    Don’t be a Jared people!

  • Tasslehoff

    A McRib doesn’t fool them. It just pisses them off.

  • Tasslehoff

    Attention Vegans. Attempted conversion is at your own risk.

  • spydr36

    Make sure you have the right sub when shooting a zombie

  • spydr36

    The living arent allowed at the dead man’s party

  • J-SiN

    Fast Food,
    Don’t be silly, even Usain Bolt can’t outrun a zombie horde.

  • Beneviolence

    Don’t be fooled.
    The zombies are NOT going for the sandwich.

  • Beneviolence

    Zombies doing the Conga.
    Will happen before they eat that sandwich before you.

  • Beneviolence

    Don’t attempt to feed the zombies.
    You are the meatball sandwich.

  • BornVillian

    Salvation is not a footlong away

  • BornVillian

    A classic psych out, do they want me or the sandwich?

  • BornVillian

    Eating healthy does not guarantee safety in a zombie apocalypse.

  • BornVillian

    If the zombies don’t get you, the acid reflex will.

  • BornVillian

    What would you do for a Klondike sandwich?

  • BornVillian

    You can take my world! Eat my Friends! But dont touch my sandwich!

  • BornVillian

    Eating healthy will only get you so far in life.

  • BornVillian

    Stare to long at this picture and it might actually make sense

  • BornVillian

    If the zombies don’t get you the gout will.

  • BornVillian

    Fool at work, the buffet is about to begin.

  • BornVillian

    Don;t go vegan to soon, looks like meat is back on the menu boys!

  • ThunderDragoon

    No footlongs allowed. It makes the zombies dance.

  • Mr.-Gency

    CAUTION: Do not approach zombies offering food.

  • Nasher

    NUTRITION
    Remember zombies don’t eat on the move, you can!

  • Scorpionsy

    If you feed the Zombies…

    ….you will be shot at by 2 crossing red-laser beams!

  • Scorpionsy

    Do not get fooled by Zombies accepting your Food Offering…

    ….the only offering they are after is your Brains.

    • Mr.Mirage

      Oh, crud… I just entered mine, very close to yours. Great minds… :)

  • Scorpionsy

    Do not offer these zombies junk food, they are used to fine dining…

    ….as this is ‘Zombiewood’ NOT ‘Ghettowood’

  • Scorpionsy

    Do not offer food to zombies doing the Train-Dance!

  • Scorpionsy

    Do not attempt to shoot Zombies with a Sub-Sandwich…

    …it only makes them hungrier!

  • Scorpionsy

    Zombiebusters: “Don’t Cross the Streams!”

  • Scorpionsy

    A Sub a day…

    …does not keep the zombies away.

  • Nasher

    PITSTOPS.
    Enjoy your food warm? So do Zombies. Eat on the move.

  • makziweng

    DON’T FEEDING ZOMBIE

    ZOMBIE WILL SHARE WITH YOU

  • makziweng

    DON’T FEEDING ZOMBIE

    THEY TARGET IS NOT FOOD!

  • Skullbone

    Zombie Sub-Genres not allowed.

  • Skullbone

    ZombieWood: 100% pure zombie. No Subs.

  • Skullbone

    ZombieWood: 100% pure zombie action. No Subs.

  • Skullbone

    ZombieWood: 100% pure zombie ingredients. No Subs.

  • Skullbone

    ZombieWood: 100% pure zombie mayhem. No Subs.

  • Mr.Mirage

    FOCUS!

    Zombies bearing gifts = bad!

  • rogXue

    Our new subs may or may not contain 99% human brains.*

    *other 1% may be the mystery meat we put in Taco Bell tacos.

  • Skullbone

    Be sure your subs only contain the 100% human flesh for zombies. Any horse meat in your sub will fail to distract the zombies.

  • Skullbone

    100% Pure Human flesh Subs. No Horse Meat additives. Satisfaction guaranteed or your funeral expenses are on us.

  • Skullbone

    Please direct your customer complaints to our Zombie HR Department.

  • Skullbone

    Don’t complain about the food. You ARE the food!

  • Skullbone

    ZombieWood PSA: For your own health. Don’t become part of the Zombie Food Chain.

  • Skullbone

    ZombieWood PSA: Only YOU can prevent Zombie Food Chains.

  • Skullbone

    Don’t become the next weakest link in the Zombie Food Chain.

  • Skullbone

    Please, DO NOT FEED the Zombie Chain Gang.

  • Skullbone

    Zombie Meat Trains are not allowed.

  • Skullbone

    A Footlong Sub is not a recommended safe distance from zombie.

  • Skullbone

    Sub Shields are known to fail in extreme conditions.

  • Lou

    Bribe: Zombies can’t be bought

  • Dubbs

    Mmmmm… check please!

  • ShiftyRaccoon

    Would you like that grilled?

  • ShiftyRaccoon

    DO NOT feed the zombies, they are on a strict diet

  • NoFate

    EXPEDITIOUSLY:
    Verb
    The action or process of dropping you sandwich and getting the F#$K out!

  • NoFate

    EXPEDITIOUSLY:
    Verb
    The action or process of dropping your sandwich and getting the F#$K out!

  • chinkman

    Diversions
    Unless the sub is a brain sub, this will not work. Try the explosive sub, it’s more effective.

    • chinkman

      Feed your hunger, not theirs.

  • chinkman

    Gift Bearing
    If attempted you are doing mankind a favor.

  • chinkman

    Before entering the restaurant business,consider your demographic.

  • chinkman

    Crap, I left my gun at home again.

  • chinkman

    Come here Fido, look what I’ve got.

  • chinkman

    Auctions With Zombies…
    …attempt at your own risk.

  • chinkman

    …and the winner of this race gets a sub.

  • chinkman

    Hospitality
    Does not apply to the post apocalyptic world.

  • chinkman

    Aww man, I should’ve brought more subs.

  • chinkman

    Only feed zombies at your local zoo.

  • chinkman

    Finding a cure…
    …maybe this will work.

  • chinkman

    BRAINS?!?!
    I thought you said BMT.

  • chinkman

    I’m not hungry…
    …who wants it?

  • chinkman

    Today on Australian zombie hunter, we’re gonna feed zombies in the wild.

  • chinkman

    Intervention
    Might work on humans but not so well on zombies.

  • chinkman

    Epic Fail
    Too bad nobody is around to see this one.

  • Laugh Riot

    LAST TIME

    This Bloody Disgusting staff member gets conned into getting Subway for everyone….

    “My question which of you guys would this happen to???’

  • Laugh Riot

    WAIT!!!

    Don’t eat that sub!!!
    How do you think we got this way!!!!

  • Laugh Riot

    NO!!!!

    Zombies go to the other line….
    This ones for walkers….
    No not that one either…
    That ones for biters…

  • Laugh Riot

    EATING!!!

    Before zombie runs
    Isn’t advised….

    “Fill up after..”

  • Laugh Riot

    BLEND IN…

    Eating a Sandwich may give you away..
    Join in their THRILLER instead.
    You may live longer.

  • Laugh Riot

    ATTENTION

    Surviviors are to
    Eat in their area only

  • Laugh Riot

    THRILLER

    Is a helpful dance to know.

  • Laugh Riot

    SURROUNDINGS

    Before anything else
    Make sure the room is clear.

  • Laugh Riot

    Klaatu barada nikto

    Huh? I thought it was a weird name for a order…

  • Laugh Riot

    PRONUNCIATION

    Substitutions won’t be accepted…
    EEEEVVVVVEEEEEERRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!

  • Laugh Riot

    THINK

    Keep your weapons at all times.
    Seriously…..

  • Laugh Riot

    DUDE!!!!

    YOU COULD HAD A V8!!!!

  • Laugh Riot

    CALL OUT TO BLOODY DISGUSTING STAFF.
    Adam threw a comment in this.
    Everyone else there should to.

  • grayghost

    Don’t Be A Hero:
    Fast food dosen”t make you faster!

  • Erebus Dirge

    Hot Tasty Food Costs Lives ! – Rember Zombies are just like Stoners, but even hungrier!

  • Lou

    TAKE OUT

    Zombies always eat in

  • Laugh Riot

    SCREW IT!!!!

    I HAVE ANOTHER LIFE ANYWAY.

  • Infect

    Don’t feed the zombies.
    This is an apocalypse, not a zoo.

  • Infect

    Watch your diet.
    You are what they eat.

  • Ultrazilla

    PLEASE DO NOT FEED THE CORPSES.

  • Ultrazilla

    WARNING: Zombies eat all heroes.

  • Ultrazilla

    CAUTION: Do not break bread with the dead.

  • grayghost

    Please do not taunt the zombies:

  • carcinoGeneticist

    DO NOT FEED THE UNDEAD: doing so is wasting a perfectly good sandwich

  • Diana

    1. Do not attempt to feed the zombies. You’ll just become fresh meat.

  • chungnuts

    Hospitality,
    To greet with food, you become food.

  • J-SiN

    SPAM,
    Even zombies know it’s not the real thing.

  • J-SiN

    Pink Slime,
    Not approved for zombie consumption.

  • TedDastickJr

    ZOMBIES: They don’t want a sandwich.

  • J-SiN

    Surgeon General’s Warning:
    Feeding zombies may be hazardous to your health

  • darkgrin

    Do not feed the dead, you will lose your head.

  • darkgrin

    CAUTION: Zombies DO NOT dance for subs.

  • grayghost

    CAUTION: Hordes of zombies
    please don’t feed the undead

  • grayghost

    Sandwich spokesman at work
    No fear Jared is here

  • grayghost

    Always be creative with weapons:
    Except maybe not a Hero sandwich

  • grayghost

    Samurai Sword expectable weapon:
    Sub Sandwich not so much

  • grayghost

    They are the Undead not Dead Heads:
    You are the munchies they crave

  • J-SiN

    There’s a time and place for everything,
    except a party sub.

  • Laugh Riot

    BALANCE

    Sure you need food…
    But need room for weapons too…
    Manage your inventory well.
    And live longer..

    • Laugh Riot

      BALANCE

      Sure you need food…
      But you need room for weapons too..
      Manage your inventory well
      And you’ll live longer.

  • Laugh Riot

    CARRY AMMO

    and lots of it unless
    you’d prefer beating them with a club sandwich.

  • Laugh Riot

    VARIETY

    If there was only subway subs left
    Wouldn’t you start eating people too…

  • Laugh Riot

    MELEE…

    This kinda of club never works….

  • Laugh Riot

    ROCKING OUT…

    To White Rabbit by Jefferson Airplane
    During the Zombie Apocalypse isn’t very wise…

  • grayghost

    Caution: Stoners this is really happening
    A sandwich will not save your life.

  • Highpursuits

    Fresh food not wanted.

  • Highpursuits

    Caution: Food you may like while alive, you will not like when dead!

  • Highpursuits

    Caution: sandwiches do not kill Zombies.

  • Highpursuits

    Caution: Killer sandwich does not kill Zombies

  • Highpursuits

    Caution: Fresh Meat the zombies crave, is not from sandwich.

    • Highpursuits

      Caution: Fresh Meat the zombies crave, is not from your sandwich.

  • Highpursuits

    MEMO TO SELF: Fresh Meat the zombies crave, is not from my sandwich.

  • Highpursuits

    WARNING: Zombies do not except bribes in the form of homemade sandwiches.

  • Highpursuits

    DONT FEED THE ZOMBIES: Zombies don’t know the difference between a Hero and a hero sandwich.

  • Highpursuits

    FRESH MEAT: What you will become if you try and feed the Zombies

  • Highpursuits

    SANDWITCH: What zombies will call you if you try and feed them.

    • Highpursuits

      SANDWICH

  • Laugh Riot

    EXERCISE

    Come on did you really think
    Jared lost all the weight eating subs???
    What can I say zombies are excellent motivators.

  • Laugh Riot

    1 in 5….

    What do you mean those are the chances subs
    may contain mad cow disease!!!!

  • Laugh Riot

    Anyone

    Else taste raw meat in their sub.
    Like zombie bait or something.

  • Highpursuits

    TEASING ZOMBIES will have deadly consequences.

  • Laugh Riot

    I. I. I.

    I AM ZOMBIE FODDER!!!!!!!

  • Highpursuits

    FEEDING ZOMBIES will have deadly consequences.

  • Highpursuits

    CAUTION: Feeding zombies will have deadly consequences.

  • Laugh Riot

    CONGRATS

    You found a sandwich.
    Hope you saved a bullet.

  • Laugh Riot

    NOISE…

    Thinking you should have been more
    stealthy huh.

  • Highpursuits

    FRESH MEAT: What the zombies think of you, not whats on your sandwich.

  • Highpursuits

    NO SUBSTITUTIONS: Food items do not substitute for real weapons.

  • Mr.Mirage

    You: Sandwich
    Them: You. Make the connection.

  • Infect

    Warning: Don’t feed the zombies.
    Could result in serious injury or even death to perfectly good food.

  • Infect

    Caution
    Don’t tempt zombies with an appetizer. You’re the main course.

  • Highpursuits

    NO SUBSTITUTIONS: Zombies prefer fresh meat from you, not your sandwich.

  • WWZBrando

    STALL THE ZOMBIES

    PS – BRIBES DON’T WORK, TRUST US!

  • Infect

    Save your food.
    You could be eaten by zombies. But your sub shouldn’t.

  • J-SiN

    Your footlong will not do the job,
    especially when it’s really 7 inches.

  • J-SiN

    Test these subs?
    Only if you want to lose yours.

  • Highpursuits

    WHEN FIGHTING ZOMBIES, cold cut does not refer to your sandwich.

  • BornVillian

    Try our new ice cream ans pizza sandwich! Be sure to nip you driver.

  • BornVillian

    Eating meat will not fool the zombies into thinking you are one of them.

  • BornVillian

    Use your powers wisely. Destroy zombies, not levitate food

  • BornVillian

    Sharing is not caring. Do not feed the zombies.

  • BornVillian

    The zombies dont want THOSE buns of steel

  • BornVillian

    Zombies will resist your buns of steel

  • grayghost

    Lunch Meat < Dead Meat
    Do the math

  • DJofTheDead

    Please do not feed the Zombies.

  • DJofTheDead

    Please do not tease the Zombies.

  • grayghost

    “5..5 dollar..5 dollar foot longs”
    Catchy jingles do not save lives!

  • grayghost

    Sandwich Javelin = Bad idea
    Don’t pick weapons on an empty stomach

  • grayghost

    Is that a steamy sandwich in your pocket
    or are you just trying to stay alive

  • joesey

    Remember: You are the food so run fast!

  • joesey

    Remember YOU are the fast food so think quick, or die slowly.

  • Tommynator

    Zombies don’t wait in line for dinner.

  • joesey

    Don’t tempt with bait when you are the bait.

  • algee

    When zombies say, “make me a sandwich!” Don’t. It’s a trap.

  • astroneo

    Ohhhh! So that’s how you cast the Walkers?!

  • astroneo

    Dead party of Four…? your table is ready.

  • DecapitateH3r

    A footlong a day keeps the zombies away. (ty Dr. Oz)

  • DecapitateH3r

    Brain Hoagie, dressing on the side? Here you go…

  • DecapitateH3r

    You want porkbun?!! A zombie with no porkbun in his hand, is not a real zombie

  • astroneo

    When feeding the dead brain-subs for dinner…be sure they can hear the cerebral cortex sizzle!

  • DecapitateH3r

    Human….it’s what’s for dinner.

  • astroneo

    Zombiewood does not allow dead-horde feeding.

  • idieforyou

    RULE number 1, never ever say
    Smell it, smell it, smell it…… Now take it in a room full of zombies.

  • astroneo

    You can lead a zombie-horde to supper, but you cannot make them eat it.

  • astroneo

    Food delivery service is no longer allow during the zombie apocalypse.

  • astroneo

    Humans shouldn’t eat around dead things.

  • astroneo

    There is no need for real food to lure them.

  • glick01

    Now loading Don’t Feed the Zombies

  • astroneo

    They can smell ya from a mile away. No need for a warm meal to lure them.

  • tomaso11

    Warning: Scalding an Undead’s mouth is not an effective kill strategy.

  • NIGHTMAREB

    Where are the TMNT when you need them .

  • Lou

    DISTANCE

    We recommend much more than a foot

  • Lou

    JARED

    The official training food of zombies everywhere.

  • RickyBamBam

    It’s the Vegan-apocalypse!

  • ra3w

    SOME ZOMBIES JUST PREFER FOOD MORE THAN HUMANS

  • mellanhead

    Please don’t feed the zombies, just shoot them.

  • iNsaneOS

    Eat Fresh, Not Flesh!

  • ra3w

    Don’t feed the zombies!

  • mellanhead

    Zombies will not be confused.

  • ra3w

    Remember zombies don’t use their brains!

  • mellanhead

    Teasing the zombies is not allowed

  • RickyBamBam

    When in doubt, pull a good lookin’ sandwich out!

  • ace31ma

    Eat fresh has a really different meaning to a zombie. RUN!!!

  • ace31ma

    BRAIN FOOD!

  • RickyBamBam

    A bite you’ll never forget!

  • RickyBamBam

    Some order Jimmy John’s!?

  • RickyBamBam

    Someone order Jimmy John’s!?

  • RickyBamBam

    This sandwich is to die for!

  • agleung

    Attention:
    Strict brain diet only. Do NOT feed undead zombies.

  • Highpursuits

    While leading zombies into a trap, make sure to have proper weapons.

  • Highpursuits

    Think before you act, zombies don’t like sandwiches is a true fact!

  • EV

    If it’s heart aint beatin’ then it ain’t eatin’.

  • LeslieJA

    CAUTION! Wait 30 minutes before killing zombies after eating to avoid cramps.

  • LeslieJA

    HEROES
    IT’S WHAT’S FOR DINNER

  • LeslieJA

    YO, ZOMBIES.
    We heard you like heroes, so we put a hero in our hero.

  • LeslieJA

    SANDWICHES
    Zombies like brains, stupid.

  • LeslieJA

    It’s not delivery.
    It’s your grandma.

  • LeslieJA

    FACT
    Zombies are horrible tippers.

  • beeenie13

    SEIZE THE DAY
    If you know you’re going to be zombified, enjoy your last meal.

  • beeenie13

    SEIZE THE DAY
    If you know you’re going to be zombified, enjoy your last non-human meal.

  • beeenie13

    RESOURCEFULNESS
    Turn anything into a weapon. Just not a soft, fresh sub, Stupid.

  • sohailshakil

    This our way – SUBWAY

  • grayghost

    Even zombies hate Blatant product placement

  • senorajeni

    Never Play with your food..Just eat your neighbors..

  • senorajeni

    Food Fights are strickly prohibited..brain sucking is acceptable

  • senorajeni

    Sub launches cause cannibalism

  • senorajeni

    Feeding zombies after midnight may cause total human annihilation

  • senorajeni

    Have your sub your way go for the kill

  • zombiefan70

    Zombies may give new meaning to the term “Finger Sandwiches”

  • zombiefan70

    5 Dollar Footlongs may actually contain feet.

  • zombiefan70

    No Finger-foods, just fingers….

  • zombiefan70

    The zombies in this picture now needed to wait at least 30 minutes before swimming. Safety First.

  • REC-Time

    L.A. knows that during a zombie apocalypse, one does not simply have the time to craft a delicious, foot-long, meat-ball marinara sub. Grab something small that requires no preparation. Otherwise, be prepared for the zombies to grab your meatballs…

  • REC-Time

    Never turn your back. Not even for a BLT

  • REC-Time

    Reaching for your friend Reuben–a good idea during a zombie apocalypse. Reaching for a Reuben sandwich–not so much.

  • REC-Time

    Be advised, a warm panini will attract hunger…of all kinds