‘Scary Movie 5’, For People Who Need More Honey Boo Boo Jokes In Their Lives


We’ve got two new TV Spots (Full disclosure, only one of them might be new – I can’t tell because I can’t look at anything from this movie for more than 28 seconds) for Dimension Films’ Scary Movie 5, which opens in theaters April 12. It stars Ashley Tisdale, as well as Terry Crews, Marisa Saks, Erica Ash, Lindsay Lohan, Charlie Sheen, Simon Rex, Molly Shannon, Roland Powell, Heather Locklear and Katt Williams.

I’ve tried to be better about judging these things pre-release, but I just feel like these movies set us back as humans in general. They are the noise we try to drown out at night, they are why we need to meditate and seek solace. They are filling the TMZ sized hole in our souls with temporary glue.

Scary Movie 5, which is said to be a reboot of sorts, will spoof: Black Swan, Paranormal Activity, Rise of the Planet of the Apes, Evil Dead and 127 Hours. I’m not sure what the word “reboot” means in the vast ocean of plotlessness that is the Scary Movie franchise, but I’ll let them have it.

Head inside for the spots.

  • djblack1313

    i haven’t seen one of these movies since the one that was spoofing SIGNS (i forget which movie that was) and i don’t plan on seeing this one but a couple of the gags in the trailer made me chuckle. :)

    • egaltt23

      The 3rd… I think lol

      • Aaron Emery

        Aside from a couple humorous gas, part 4 was fairly awful. The first 2 prove that films like this can be made and actually be good. I say it all the time Brenda Meeks is one of the funniest characters, ever! I even made a Facebook page for her and I, I mean she, still gets lots of requests!

  • EvanDickson

    @djblack1313 movies like this make me want to move to a tropical island and never look at a screen ever again

    • djblack1313

      Evan don’t do that!! we wouldn’t have you great articles to read here!!! :)

  • Kroork

    The first two were funny. The rest have bee beyond awful. They have become movies for Children even though all the movies they spoofing ARNT FOR CHiLDREN! It makes no sense. Will definetly be skipping this one

  • Kroork

    Can’t wait for evil dead !!!!

  • MirkoP80

    My favourite was the third, it was really funny without being vulgar! I like the first very much, but it was very gross in some points. The fourth sucks, but had some good scenes. The second one was the worst. It’s not funny at all and it is very, very gross for me! But it looks like this new chapter can be worse!