We’ve got two new TV Spots (Full disclosure, only one of them might be new – I can’t tell because I can’t look at anything from this movie for more than 28 seconds) for Dimension Films’ Scary Movie 5, which opens in theaters April 12. It stars Ashley Tisdale, as well as Terry Crews, Marisa Saks, Erica Ash, Lindsay Lohan, Charlie Sheen, Simon Rex, Molly Shannon, Roland Powell, Heather Locklear and Katt Williams.
I’ve tried to be better about judging these things pre-release, but I just feel like these movies set us back as humans in general. They are the noise we try to drown out at night, they are why we need to meditate and seek solace. They are filling the TMZ sized hole in our souls with temporary glue.
Scary Movie 5, which is said to be a reboot of sorts, will spoof: Black Swan, Paranormal Activity, Rise of the Planet of the Apes, Evil Dead and 127 Hours. I’m not sure what the word “reboot” means in the vast ocean of plotlessness that is the Scary Movie franchise, but I’ll let them have it.
Head inside for the spots.
this week in horror
George A. Romero Has Passed Away at the Age of 77
“The Dark Tower” TV Series Will Be Origin Story With Idris Elba
[Trailer] Guillermo del Toro’s ‘The Shape of Water’ Takes the Creature Out of the Lagoon
Andy Muschietti Talks Holding Nothing Back for “R”-rated ‘IT’
This ‘Alien’ Punch Fountain is the Coolest Party Accessory Ever