[BD Caption Contest] Win “Texas Chainsaw 3D” On Blu-ray!!!

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The First Prize winner this week is BD35 (please DM me your US mailing address) you win a DVD of the original Spanish classic El Juego De Niños along with a Come Out And Play poster signed by director Makinov!

This week’s prize is a Blu-ray of Texas Chainsaw 3D!

Head inside to see the Runner-Up for last week’s contest and to start this week’s contest!

Our runner-up is Beanis!

Rules:

1. We pick a still from a movie. You head to the comments section and submit your best one-liners, zingers, pathos riddled couplets etc… In this week’s case you have to do is come up with a caption for the pic! It can be from the POV of one of the characters, or a comment on it as a whole!

2. You can enter as many times as you like and submit as many captions as you want, but each caption must be in a separate comment. Otherwise it will be too hard to tell where one caption ends and the other begins. Your entries can be posted anytime after the still is announced – just be sure to check that I haven’t announced that the contest is closed in the comments (you don’t want to submit your winning zinger after we’ve picked the winner). Also any racist, sexist, homophobic or generally hateful jokes will be disqualified. You don’t have to be insanely PC – just use your best judgement. Try and keep it brief! It has to fit on the photo now!

3. We pick the winner and announce them and their winning caption when the next photo in the contest is posted. We will address you by your BD Infected name. You can then DM me your US mailing address (no PO boxes) and I will send you your prize in a timely manner (i.e. you should have it in a couple of weeks). You must be a US resident to receive your prize!

  • captainhair90123

    Yup! We’re your new cast for the Candyman prequel.

    • Aaron Emery

      ^this^

    • bird

      OMG! Do you think someone saw us with the cows?

  • itsnickkarcher

    What’s out there?
    I don’t know but it looks like he has cow shit on his face!

  • DJofTheDead

    “Man, can’t serial killers give a guy a break. We were about to get our freak on.”

  • DJofTheDead

    “With a killer out there, so much for SAFE SEX.”

  • judybloodblue

    “Oh God, it’s Michael Bay!”

  • PsykoMyk

    B!@CH I told you I ain’t Usher!

  • PsykoMyk

    Sorry baby but I smells BBQ!!!

  • TwistedCritic

    Sorry babe, but the rules say I gotta die first.

  • wildgator25

    Of Mice and Men 2: Crooks’ Revenge

  • BornVillian

    Do you smell pizza? Because I smell pizza.

  • BornVillian

    What’s wrong? You were so much better in Lost.

  • BornVillian

    That awkward moment when you realize it isn’t a dream

  • BornVillian

    I think I heard my mom!…But you don’t live here…..I know.

  • BornVillian

    Sooo we just had sex….I’m pretty sure we’ll die soon.

  • re_bleached

    That’s right, I screwed your sister.

  • Pali-Azzar

    “I didn’t wear a belt in prison…. Why start now?”

  • Lion7718

    Bitch, I told you no strap on.

  • Lion7718

    I’m sorry I said your d**k was bigger than mine.

  • tungbandit

    “we’re here for the orgy”

  • Skull-And-Crossbones

    Yolo?

  • tungbandit

    “wait! is that gunnar hansen over thur?”

  • egaltt23

    We can’t have sex. I’ll get pregnant… and die.

  • jonathan562

    I heard everything in Texas was big but damn!!! that guy with the chainsaw is huge!!!!

  • HorrorKing93

    Wait a minute! I think my mom just pulled in!!

  • HorrorKing93

    People are dying and we’re half naked..There’s no way, we’re next.

  • Joe-Banger

    Oh hell no! We better get dressed faster girl! We are about to get what sounds like a chain saw ENAMA!

  • truchainsaw28

    What is that?
    Omg the end of our careers in film!

  • Chainsaw Graphics

    Does this shirt make my legs look fat?

  • Lou

    I keep forgetting my lines. I know, I’ll write them on my chest!

    • ill_mindedd

      love it.

    • Michael_M

      Definitely the best so far.

  • Lou

    I can’t concentrate with that damn chain saw running. Lets just go to Crystal Lake instead.

  • joeshmo447

    Good thing I’m a slut and your black we could’ve been screwed

  • drsticke09

    Wanna hear my new track?

  • warriors20022002

    What Was That? …. The Wind!

  • warriors20022002

    Let’s go see what that was instead of getting busy.

  • warriors20022002

    Let’s go see what that was. Look out it’s a sock monkey ahhhh!

  • violentdope

    i wouldnt want that shit movie even if it was free…

  • warriors20022002

    Did you hear that? No all I heard was my Dick hitting my stomach.

  • warriors20022002

    I’m going to see what that sound was. OK I’ll bee right here if you get back alive.

  • warriors20022002

    What’s that? I don’t know lets go get killed to find out…

  • warriors20022002

    I knew I shouldn’t have had those chimichangas.

  • warriors20022002

    What was that? Don’t worry it’s just Leatherface!

  • ill_mindedd

    “oh no! its BUBBA SAWYER!!”

  • ill_mindedd

    “hurry up girl before we miss the sequal!”

  • ill_mindedd

    “is that jessica biel?”

  • fhlusk

    “It’s cold, I’m wearing your shirt.”
    “It’s cool, I’m wearing your panties.”

  • ill_mindedd

    zips up his pants and says, “i love texas.”.

  • http://www.facebook.com/wesnichols14 Wes Nichols

    Are you sure your dad isn’t racist?
    Because he looks mad with that chainsaw.

  • ill_mindedd

    “i dont wanna die in these kakis…”

  • ill_mindedd

    “sheriff hoyt???”

  • ill_mindedd

    “alright girl, look out for michael bay, hes around here somewhere.”

  • ill_mindedd

    “is that Evan over there, finally picking the winners?”

  • ill_mindedd

    “i wouldnt be me if i aint get a little nasty…”

    if you dont listen to trey songz you wouldnt understand… haha

  • ill_mindedd

    “when im sad, i think of the name KAYNE KARDASHIAN.”

  • Bloodbath and Beyond

    Girl… Yo daddy looks PISSED!

  • ill_mindedd

    “even if i dont win, im buying this DVD.”

  • Bloodbath and Beyond

    Baby, that ain’t the ice cream man.

  • Ronster

    Someone say dessert?!

  • mairsil

    But he’s got Bud Light!

  • mairsil

    Oh crap, you’re not the farmer’s daughter are you?

  • Ronster

    Hey baby…don’t be mad. We really didn’t do nothin’, I swear!…it was just part of the script.

  • DramaKing

    Uh, honey? I think the owners of the barn are back.

  • DramaKing

    Oh, shit! It’s Michael Myers!

  • DramaKing

    Damn! My last girlfriend never sent her cousin after me when I cheated on her!

  • DramaKing

    Uh, babe? That’s not Candid Camera, is it?

  • Mr.Mirage

    Hey, fellas! What’s with the sheets?

  • Skull-And-Crossbones

    Guy: Damn. How much does he lift?

  • darkmanj26104

    “This isn’t funny, I want my shirt back. You can keep her pants”

  • darkmanj26104

    “Really?? Which of us you think he’s going for first?”

  • Bloodbath and Beyond

    My career… where did it go?

  • Skull-And-Crossbones

    Girl: What’s wrong?
    Guy: I think that’s the guy that stole my fleshlight

  • darkmanj26104

    “If we stand still, maybe he will run right by us”

  • bdhchef

    Suddenly she realized “My god! I just slept with a man who can’t even buy the right sized pants!!”

  • bdhchef

    Was it leather face or leather belt they told me to beware of?

  • bdhchef

    Now I know how Cleavon Little felt!!

  • WalkingDeadGuy

    “He said ‘action’, you’re suppose to take off your shirt”…”I don’t have a bra”….”Just go with it!”

  • WalkingDeadGuy

    “Pshhh, my chainsaw is bigger”.

  • Lord

    Hidden “Death Valley” Deleted Scene

  • Joey_Redballs

    Aww snap! I thought I heard my baby momma, Kim K stomping this way.

  • Joey_Redballs

    That other barn looks like it has way less cow shit in it.

  • Joey_Redballs

    That other barn looks like it has way less horse shit in it.

  • Joey_Redballs

    That other barn looks like it has way less pig shit in it.

  • ThunderDragoon

    I’m the token slut, you’re the token black guy. We’re not dead yet?

  • Redmarx

    Really? They made another Texas Chainsaw Massacre?

  • BornVillian

    Where are you going?….I’m making this Facebook official

  • BornVillian

    I am sooooooo going to tweet this

  • BornVillian

    In the 5 seconds I wasted with you I missed Bill Moseley’s entire role!

  • BornVillian

    If we get naked we’ll be invincible! INVINCIBLE!!!

  • P_boogie

    Is that a chainsaw in your pocket? Or are you just happy to see me?

  • BornVillian

    I’ll drop my pants but promise you won’t laugh at my chicken legs.

  • P_boogie

    Babe come here…..Is that Ash from Evil Dead?

  • BornVillian

    What the hell! We were #1 in the box office!

  • redzombielove

    (Headline) Creepy Rural Texas Barns Experience Unexplored Boom Market After L.A. Condom-Only Porn Law Goes Into Effect.

  • redzombielove

    (Director’s Commentary) “So in this scene we’re going to convey the gritty realism of the original with a reality television-film noir atmosphere.”

  • joesey

    “Who is that?”
    “Hopefully not the guy from Cheaters”

  • Infect

    Leatherface told me his all-skin coats were on sale.

  • Infect

    Is he seriously using that chainsaw with a shirt on?

  • Infect

    That chainsaw rips through the skin, just like my abs.

  • Infect

    Like you have any room to talk calling me a Meathead.

  • dacb1980

    “Uh- I think we’re getting punk’d by our agents”

  • Highpursuits

    I promise, it’s nothing you can catch!

  • Highpursuits

    Come back, I didn’t mean to laugh!

  • Highpursuits

    It’s okay, it happens to everyone. Lets try again in 15 minutes.

  • Highpursuits

    It’s suppose to look like that, don’t be scared.

  • EVIL-BREAD

    …Walt?!

  • Lion7718

    The hatch code is 4 8 15 16 23 42.

  • jackcarlin18

    Niggahs be like, I ain’t done shit!

  • jackcarlin18

    ermahgerd, Lehderferceeee

  • jackcarlin18

    bitches be stealing shirts n shit.

  • jackcarlin18

    No way.. you said this movie was stupid? You Cray?

  • jackcarlin18

    What? This girl ain’t white?!

  • jackcarlin18

    She wanted the D. She got the D… and his shirt.

  • jackcarlin18

    Once you go Black, you Never go back.

  • VirulentViper

    They were about .to jump into a bowl… When they realized they were missing strawberry.

  • VirulentViper

    See how unhappy they both look? Apparently not everything is bigger in Texas.

  • Skull-And-Crossbones

    Girl: We were just having sex and you stood up without any evidence of an erection?

    Guy: They call it soft core for a reason.

  • PsykoMyk

    Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.

    Elbert Hubbard

  • PsykoMyk

    Unless that’s Bruce Campbell running that saw we’re screwed…

  • BlasticPeach

    I’m usually never that boring, but your lazy eye was really turning me off.

  • BlasticPeach

    I don’t think we’re in Texas anymore.

  • BlasticPeach

    This is the trashiest Friday the 13th I’ve ever been in.

  • BlasticPeach

    I’m starting to regret giving you my shirt for your pants..

  • BlasticPeach

    My agent didn’t tell me this was a softcore porn..

  • http://www.facebook.com/darren.bolton1 DeeezNuuutz21

    Oh crap, it’s yo Daddy!!

  • Skull-And-Crossbones

    Girl: What did you say to me!?

    Guy: When i said “Something smells fishy around here” i didn’t mean your panties

  • twoheaded

    She who smelt it probably dealt it.

  • twoheaded

    He who denied it probably supplied it.

  • twoheaded

    ‘Well, that got my herpes off my mind for a few.’
    ‘What?’

  • twoheaded

    Where will you be when your diarrhea returns?

  • slashers4lyfe

    Oh a strange noise? Ain’t nobody got time for that.

  • russellg79

    Trey Songz is fixing to earn his red wings.

  • russellg79

    Hey! Wanna smell my finger?

  • bdhchef

    When you said you wanted to get in my pants I was thinking of something a little bit different!!!

  • Lou

    I….I think I’m pregnant.

    Babe, I don’t think that’s an issue anymore.

  • andrewd182

    Damn, girl. You never told me you had a penis!

  • DomAtmos

    Gurl I’ll handle this watch. “JASON DERULOOOOOOOO!!!!”

  • DomAtmos

    Guy: We stand all still like dis… we be aight. “Statue Derulooooooooo!”

  • numero1ginger

    Imma ’bout to whip my chainsaw out and then we’ll see who’s scared!

  • bobbydevil

    Oh snap, is that Maury out there?

  • bobbydevil

    I was in the pool!!!

  • Skull-And-Crossbones

    Guy: I’m so thug i wear a belt and still sag my pants

    • Skull-And-Crossbones

      Girl: What’s the point of wearing a belt if you still sag your pants

      Guy:
      #ThugLife
      #Yolo

  • BornVillian

    Crack is wack if youre a teen

  • BornVillian

    ki ki ki ma ma ma……Did you hear something?

  • BornVillian

    Old man Leatherface is home! Get your clothes and run!

  • BornVillian

    I didn’t know old man Leatherface was an Olympian…jumping fences and shit

  • BornVillian

    Hey gurl, I don’t think we’re in Kansas anymore.

  • BornVillian

    Professor Legs and Dr. Abs to the rescue!!!!!

  • BlasticPeach

    I sure hope u still gonna be my baby daddy after dis.

  • tungbandit

    “no i will not let you pee on me!”

  • Laugh Riot

    Come here you two I’m going to teach you about abstinence and chainsaws HEHEHEHEHEHEH.

  • Laugh Riot

    I knew that condom wasn’t sheep skin. I wasn’t sheep skin at all!!!!!!!!!

    • Laugh Riot

      F it im not fixing it lol.

  • Laugh Riot

    Baby its not you! Its just that buzzing sound thats getting closer makes me nervous….

  • Laugh Riot

    Hey I wanted two girls!!! Not a chick and a chainsaw wielding wacko!!!

  • Laugh Riot

    Baby do you know what a human shield is?
    You don’t? Its nothing important…

  • Laugh Riot

    Don’t mind me.
    I’m just finishing up with your friends.

  • Laugh Riot

    Doctor Phil says its not about you.
    It’s just your not in enough PIECES!!!!

  • Laugh Riot

    FYI The buddy system only works for
    the psycho and his chainsaw…..

  • Skull-And-Crossbones

    Guy: I’mma let you finnish killin’ but i just wanna say Gunner Hansen had one of the best leatherface performances of all time.

  • Laugh Riot

    White men can’t jump but white bitches can fly!!
    Shirt’s vs skin’s!!!!!

  • Laugh Riot

    Man this has bad DUI commercial written all over it.

  • ShellShocc

    (Boy) What’s that buzzing sound… (Girl) Somebody must have found my vibrator.

  • khaosmatrix

    I thought you were the Director’s daughter

  • khaosmatrix

    I ain’t playing the “Crying Game”

  • SlaughterDemon

    leave it to the black guy…

  • Highpursuits

    When I said “Go Big Or Go Home,” I didn’t mean for you to take it literally.

  • SilentSnake

    No baby. You know what happens to people who screw in horror movies!

  • joeshmo447

    I thought you liked me for my music !!?

  • IGETIGETBLOODY

    I hit it first!

  • IGETIGETBLOODY

    Oh shit…we was just uhhh…

  • IGETIGETBLOODY

    “Daaaamn! Ay shawty!”

    “Muther…”

  • IGETIGETBLOODY

    Next on Cheaters…

  • IGETIGETBLOODY

    If Will Smith can do it so can I.

  • crimghost

    Bolted doors and windows barred, still both half naked in the yard.

  • crimghost

    Hey, you could’ve taken this shirt too!

  • crimghost

    Just because you’re done, doesn’t mean we’re done.

  • crimghost

    Is that your sister? She’s way hotter than you.

  • xsilenthillx

    Girl: I found the condom in your shirt you said you “put on” guy: yeah … well it wont really matter in a couple of minutes.

  • xsilenthillx

    Girl: so your gonna call me and let me be in your next music video? Guy: yeah. Sure whatever….

  • xsilenthillx

    Girl: where are you going?
    Guy: im out of here I know we going to die soon

  • xsilenthillx

    Guy: aw hell no hitting that aint worth dying over

  • grayghost

    Why is leatherface running away?!
    It may have something to do with your “chainsaw”.

  • grayghost

    I am truly convinced that @EvanDickson just scrolls down the list of caption entries and blindly just picks whatever entry he points to first as the winner.

    • wildgator25

      Pick me! Pick me! Pick me!

      Ha, if only it were true!

    • EvanDickson

      @grayghost actually I read every one and pick the ones I like the best. I spend more time on this than I should. Can’t please everyone I suppose.

      BTW, didn’t you WIN one of these a while back?

      • wildgator25

        I did, that’s why I said again, Pick Me! Pick Me! Pick Me!

        I was agreeing in your favor that you probably don’t pick at random.

      • grayghost

        @EvanDickson I know I complain a lot about the captions that win these contests but sometimes it just seems so random the winners. It seems like you are very PC with the ones that win because you don’t want to “offend” anyone. Horror is a “like it or leave it” genre I believe some of the films covered on this site are pretty brutal. So a dick joke hear and there or some tougne in cheek off color captions will seem lite hearted compared to some of the films covered on this site. A Serbian film, Martyrs or even Evil Dead with gore, torture, dismemberment or even new born porn.
        I did win runner up with ‘The Thing’ contest. I won a copy of “The Loved Ones’ which is now one of my favorite films so thank you for that.
        I really thought some of the captions were spot on for the last contest and I thought I had some really good ones myself.
        I’m rambling now so please don’t take my “bitchings” too serious you do an excellent job with this site I visit everyday and you have provided me with a source of things I would otherwise not know about.

        • EvanDickson

          @grayghost – I don’t care about PC. I’m not always a very PC person. It’s solely about what I find funny (although I do eliminate automatically every “two girls one cup” riff these days)

          • grayghost

            totally with you on the “2girls 1 cup”

  • SlaughterDemon

    lsd does have an effect on a horror movie

  • xsilenthillx

    Girl: I thought you said you knew the director
    Guy: no I said I work for the director. What kind of coffee did he say he wanted

  • Frankdawg48

    Girl – Why do my eyes hurt?

    Dude – You’ve never used them before…

  • Frankdawg48

    Girl – I can’t go back, can I?…

    Dude – No. But if you could, would you really want to? I feel I owe you an apology…

  • Fluke97

    “Where the white women at?”

  • Frankdawg48

    Once you start down the dark path, forever will it dominate your destiny…

  • Frankdawg48

    Girl – I love you.

    Guy – *Dramatic Pause* I know…

  • Frankdawg48

    We are all here to do what we are all here to do…

  • Frankdawg48

    Guy – You’re bleeding.

    Girl – Ain’t got time to bleed…

  • Frankdawg48

    Girl – What happened to you, Dillon? You used to be someone I could trust.

    Guy – I woke up. Why don’t you? You’re an asset. An expendable asset. And I used you to get the job done, got it?

  • Frankdawg48

    It’s not the years, Honey… It’s the mileage.

  • P_boogie

    He killing people with chainsaws?
    “aint nobody got time for dat!”

  • SlasherBasher

    You just had to get Jungle Fever in some psychopaths barn.

  • PLupold

    I told you bitch my girlfriend is the daughter of Athena now you going to get me fucked up!!!!!!!!

  • PLupold

    Welcome to Texas Mother-fucker!!!!

  • Chancepatrick

    Don’t you hate pants?

  • Cooper-pooper

    Better put our clothes on, we don’t wanna Die Naked.

  • Krug09

    She told me she was 18!

  • playerplex

    Shit, I think your husbands home. Dueces.

  • psycho_killer82

    “Wait! What’s your name?”

  • psycho_killer82

    “Don’t leave! I made breakfast!”

  • psycho_killer82

    “Where are you going?”
    “…I saw herpes.”

  • psycho_killer82

    It’s 1 a.m. Do you know where your boyfriend is?

  • psycho_killer82

    “I never agreed to no goat!”

  • psycho_killer82

    Just when you thought it was safe to have annonymous pre-marital sex…

  • Tom_is_on_fire

    “Yo, Nikki, I’m real happy for you and I’ma let you finish… by yourself.”

  • Shane Bucher

    “I hope we die next cause this movie sucks!”

  • Shane Bucher

    “Whatchu talking bout, you did Willis?”

  • Aaron Emery

    “I would caption this… but winning means I own this movie”

  • luchian

    Ah, damn girl

    We shoulda never messed with Texas!

  • luchian

    Her: What’s wrong?

    Him: I think these are your pants.

  • citizenconn

    “Who knew cows could run that fast!”

  • Phantom-Lord

    “These aren’t the drawers you’re looking for. Move along.”

  • SlaughterDemon

    you no you’ve hit rock bottom when you only have one set of clothes between two people

  • bird

    OMG! What if they saw us with those cows?

  • Randall89

    So you’re not Chris Brown.

  • Randall89

    Wait so do I die first or you?

  • Lorah91

    Oh Shit! Is that the Jim’l fix it van….

  • Lorah91

    Oh Shit! Is that the jim’l fix it van?….. Mommy??

  • buckaroobanzai

    I’ll put my shirt on who’s gonna get it next !

  • jesus242

    We apologize for the one who wins this contest.