CONTEST OVER [BD Caption Contest] Win 'The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo' Vol. 1 & 2 From DC Comics!! - Bloody Disgusting!

CONTEST OVER [BD Caption Contest] Win ‘The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo’ Vol. 1 & 2 From DC Comics!!

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In case you didn’t know, Denise Mina, Leonardo Manco, and Andrea Mutti have been adapting Stieg Larsson’s hit novel “The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo” through Vertigo. “The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo: Volume 2” is set for release on May 1st and we’ve got a bangin’ caption contest. The winner will receive volumes 1 and 2 of Vertigo’s “The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo”.

(Note: This is separate from the current caption contest in the movie section)

Rules:

1. We got a still from “The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo: Volume 2”. You head to the comments section and submit your best one-liners, zingers, pathos riddled couplets etc… In this week’s case you have to do is come up with a caption for the pic! It can be from the POV of one of the characters, or a comment on it as a whole!

2. You can enter as many times as you like and submit as many captions as you want, but each caption must be in a separate comment. Otherwise it will be too hard to tell where one caption ends and the other begins. Your entries can be posted anytime after the still is announced – just be sure to check that I haven’t announced that the contest is closed in the comments (you don’t want to submit your winning zinger after we’ve picked the winner). Also any racist, sexist, homophobic or generally hateful jokes will be disqualified. You don’t have to be insanely PC – just use your best judgement. Try and keep it brief! It has to fit on the photo now!

3. We pick the winner and announce them and their winning caption. We will address you by your BD Infected name. You can then DM me your US of Canadian mailing address (no PO boxes) and DC Comics will send you your prize in a timely manner (i.e. you should have it in a couple of weeks). You must be a US or Canadian resident to receive your prize!

  • Radicalex

    Oh no. Now she knows I shower with Kool-Aid.

  • Radicalex

    At least this is a step up from all the dragons with girl tattoos I’ve been seeing.

  • Radicalex

    So that’s who was humming “The Muppets” theme song.

  • Radicalex

    I hope she didn’t see my tattoo of sushi that says “This is how I roll” underneath.

  • claytonnburns1994

    Is…..this…..period blood?!

  • claytonnburns1994

    Only use the sink for 30 sec. Helps the environment… the more you know!

  • claytonnburns1994

    I didn’t call Edward Collins?

  • DOBBINATION

    Your Yaz isn’t working.

  • claytonnburns1994

    Before and after chantix

  • claytonnburns1994

    Dark shadows the comic

  • claytonnburns1994

    Do I….I..smell fish?!

  • claytonnburns1994

    A dollar and I’ll make us hollya 😉

    • claytonnburns1994

      *u

  • Mark Zonder

    She wasn’t joking…

  • claytonnburns1994

    Presenting 50 shades of marilyn manson

  • twoheaded

    ‘You gonna stand there staring, or you gonna flush that monster of a turd already? Trying to wash my head in tomato juice here.’

  • Beezle2112

    Dammit, I told you my safe word was ‘Albuquerque’!

  • devonm90

    You could of told me it was that time of the month.

  • BornVillian

    Yeah I’m James Bond, Get over it!

  • BornVillian

    Nothing gets blood off like good ‘ol blood

  • BornVillian

    This is why we can’t have nice things

  • BornVillian

    What’d you say to win the contest? You don’t wanna know.

  • BornVillian

    *Awkward silence*….This is exactly what it looks like.

  • BornVillian

    I can’t tell which one of us is more messed up.

  • BornVillian

    I may be bleeding but you’re the one who needs help

  • BornVillian

    This is the last time you talk me into one of your mosh pits.

  • BornVillian

    Whats worse? That I’m not wearing pants or that I just bent over.

  • BornVillian

    Even The Boy With The Twilight Tattoo gets beat up these days.

  • BornVillian

    We really need to put a door there

  • BornVillian

    You went to Fight Club again, didn’t you?

  • BornVillian

    You should’ve seen the other guy…I did! You Lost!

  • BornVillian

    Are you always so pale?…Are you always…Shut UP!

  • BornVillian

    Note to self: Do not try to bring Disco back.

  • BornVillian

    Seriously!? I brush my teeth in that sink!!!

  • BornVillian

    If you make one Chuck Norris joke, I will scream.

  • BornVillian

    I did it! I got the Iron Man 3 tickets!

  • BornVillian

    I swear my morning jogs are getting more and more violent

  • BornVillian

    Check out this gash! The brick wall wasn’t so lucky.

  • scarb

    ……and i thought i looked fucked up

  • J-SiN

    You ready for round two?

  • rosso6

    “Washing your face in tomatoes juice is a lousy way to get Vitamin C “

  • rosso6

    Tomatoe based shaving foam, not tested on animals.

  • rosso6

    The first thing I do in the morning is wash off my ketchup based beauty mask

  • twoheaded

    If you only say Bloody Mary twice, she waits around breathing heavily in anticipation.

  • twoheaded

    *Sniff sniff* this isn’t my usual brand of tomato soup…

  • twoheaded

    *For today’s comic, we’ve replaced Stanley’s shaving cream with delicious Clamato juice. Let’s see if he can tell the difference* Dude. What the HELL.

  • Sick_skwerl

    “That was a heated game of Scrabble.”
    “Xi ISN’T a word!”

  • Sick_skwerl

    I was just SUGGESTING laser tattoo removal…

  • kylerexpop

    I didn’t leave it in long enough? How do you know so much about hair dye?

  • kylerexpop

    See, babe, I told you it would work! Just rub this stuff on from head to toe and we’ll both be a proper pink again.

  • kylerexpop

    Er, actually, hand me that other towel instead. The not-white one.

  • kylerexpop

    Okay, I’ll admit it: ‘The Guy with the Gaping Head Wound’ just doesn’t sound as cool as yours.

  • kylerexpop

    I’d happily trade places with you! Albinism beats acidic psoriasis any time!

  • kylerexpop

    What? That was just the foreplay?

  • BornVillian

    I thought “Come at me Bro” was just a harmless phrase!

  • BornVillian

    We’re about three seconds away from a Harlem Shake

  • Dakk

    First I came for your face. Now, I come for your “brown crown”.

  • BornVillian

    You might want to go to a hospital gramps. Just bring the bourbon!

  • BornVillian

    It just grazed me but how’d they know bullets were my one weakness?

  • Jablez

    “So you finally got your red wings, huh.”

  • mr.title

    “Wait a minute.. this isn’t sweat… Blood?! OMG!!1 Ewww! So that’s why you wanted it with the lights out!”

  • OtisBDriftwood6

    “well I guess that’s what I get for pissing you off during that time of the month, eh?”

  • iamevhill

    “Damnt woman, next time I get to be the man!!!!”

  • BornVillian

    Ivan Drago will not admit defeat against slack jawed yokel.

  • BornVillian

    April Fools!?! April Fools!?! That was assault!

  • fnckyon

    Thanks for loving me… Every day of the month.

  • Lou

    Nope! Even tomato juice won’t get rid of the smell.

  • RomeoGunn

    “Lisbeth, menstrual blood jokes aren’t funny. Period.”

  • PLupold

    That’s right I fucked you………Now look me in my good eye you fuck

  • CoreyJ

    That’s what you get

    for calling it a tramp stamp.

  • fhlusk

    Thinking to himself:

    “This could’ve been really awkward…thank god I dyed my pubes first”

  • BornVillian

    What? You wanna hit me for being in ‘The Invasion’ too?

  • BornVillian

    Ready for round 2? Its going to get a whole lot weirder.

  • BornVillian

    Chicken…gave me…a bad…coupon.

  • BornVillian

    Sooo I’m not sure what that was but yeah.

  • BornVillian

    I told you I’m an itchier when it comes to lice.

  • BornVillian

    What is this skin on my head? I better pick at it.

  • BornVillian

    I like it when the red water comes out.

  • Archangel-Lucifer

    Bend over and touch your toes, I’m going to show you where the wild goose goes!

  • Archangel-Lucifer

    alternatively

    “Uh.. what? The moaning? … what can i say, it does a body good.”

  • Lotusmist

    Lisbeth: Can I get some fries when you’re done with that Ronald?Really now? Red will “totally” throw them off our trail.

  • Lotusmist

    Lisbeth: You know people usually stomp grapes with their feet..not their face.

  • Lou

    It’s called rouge,darlin’. You really should try some.

  • Beezle2112

    If I’d known you were ticklish there, I wouldn’t have done that thing with my tongue.

  • Beezle2112

    You could have warned me about that particular piece of jewelry.

  • Beezle2112

    You didn’t have to throw the plate at me. You could have just said you hated marinara sauce.

  • Mighty-Lion-O

    Cunnilingus: Not even once

  • silent_weasal

    “What the hell did I do last night? … Meh. I’ve had worst.”

  • Captain-Amazing

    “Could be worse, I guess”

    “I could be d-…”

    (Get it? She looks like another pale goth Vertigo character?)

  • GodricG

    “Blood gives me a good tan.”