I’ve Already Decided I Don’t Want To Play ‘Basement Crawl’

IHateClowns

Hello, my name is Adam, and I have a fear of clowns.

Polish developer Bloober Team has unveiled their next game, a mysterious PS4 exclusive launch title called Basement Crawl. We don’t know really anything about it outside of the above picture of an intensely freaky clown and the strong possibility that this creepy little bastard may or may not be chasing my screaming ass through a basement. I’m going to go ahead and hand over all future coverage of this game to TJ from now on — I need to go turn on every light and start thinking happy thoughts.

Have a question? Feel free to ever-so-gently toss Adam an email, or follow him on Twitter and Bloody Disgusting.

 
  • Milk

    Hello Adam. I also have a fear of clowns. When I was in Jazz as a kid a bunch of teens dressed as clowns scared the shit out of me. Not cool brah. I however might play this. LETS FACE OUR FEARS.

    One thing I will be playing for sures is the new saints row IV. Steam just released it for pre-purchase that shiet looks great.

    • Adam Dodd

      That sounds horrifying, I don’t know if I could have recovered from something like that.

      And yes, SRIV looks incrediballs. I can’t wait to get my sweaty, trembling hands on it so I can rub it on my loins before DELICATELY placing it in my 360 for an epic marathon of dub step and alien invasions. There’s a strong chance you’ll never hear from me again.

  • HorrorManiac666

    Looks like I will be getting a PS4 after all.

    • Adam Dodd

      That’s just the dwarf clown’s siren call. FIGHT IT!

  • djblack1313

    that pic of the little clown is really cute!! how can ANYONE be afraid of that cute little critter? LOL.

    • djblack1313

      Adam, are you really that afraid of clowns (to where you’d turn over covering that game on this site to another person)? i’m not making fun of you, i’m just really intrigued that a person’s phobia of something could be THAT great.

      i’m terrified of sharks (thanx to JAWS/JAWS II!) and spiders (all those legs…FREAK ME OUT! lol) but i love watching shows and movies on them.

      • Adam Dodd

        LOL, no, that was a joke. I’ll gladly cover this game!

        • djblack1313

          OH!! lol. you never know, that’s why i asked. :)
          i actually have met 2 people (in the past) who were almost that afraid of clowns.

  • ThunderDragoon

    “…a mysterious PS4 exclusive launch title called Basement Crawl.”

    Music to my ears. I’m glad Sony fans like me are getting some exclusive creepy clown goodness. Hopefully it actually is a horror game and it’s not deceiving us with that name and picture.