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5 Horror Movies That Would Make Great Musicals

Friday The 13th

Every single time the counselors break into song, Jason comes at the middle and kills one of them, bringing the entire musical number to a gory, scream-filled end. The counselors try to stop themselves from singing, but they simply can’t contain themselves. Meanwhile, Jason is, as ever, completely silent. However, that doesn’t mean there isn’t a full musical piece where Jason gesticulates and motions, basically doing an interpretive dance (pointing at a full moon with his machete). It is the highlight of the musical, the song that brings tears to the eyes of every man, woman, and child.

…well, those who aren’t dead yet.

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  • SkullBunnie


    • mfcmk1

      Agreed. Please no horror musicals… and damn did you have to separate this articles into 5 pages? You couldn’t fit 5 movies on one page? As if we haven’t seen the movies/trailers.

      • JonathanBarkan

        Putting all five YouTube videos on one page would cause a lot of drag on a computer. We do it this way so that your computer runs smoothly. WE LOVE YOU AND CARE FOR YOU!!!

        • mfcmk1

          OK cool… Thanks Jonathan! I LOVE BLOODY-DISGUSTING!!!

          • JonathanBarkan

            And we love you right back!!

  • HostelTakeover

    Ok I have to admit the Jaws one is pretty fucking hilarious. A fucking singing shark I mean come on that’s piss your pants material right there. Bruce can have like Anthony Head singing for him in the RepoMan voice while he’s about to eat someone.

  • djblack1313

    i think i’m one of the very few gay men who hates musicals (GREASE i loved and i loved THE ROSE but that’s not really a musical per se). lol. just about all my gay friends like musicals (movies, Broadway plays, etc) and i WISH i did like them but i just find them hoakey. lol.

    • JonathanBarkan

      I’m straight, I love music (which I guess must be pretty obvious at this point), and I can’t stand the vast majority of musicals. I just can’t stand how fake and orchestrated they are.

  • BabyJaneHudson

    @JonathanBarkan …Re-Animator the musical already exists :
    I love the idea of the Jaws musical and the camp counsellors getting killed every time they try to sing (which I wish would happen in most musicals).

    • larryv4711

      I absolutely loved Reanimator the Musical. Especially Jessie Merlin as Dr. Hill. Check out the beheading scene:

      • BabyJaneHudson

        I would love to check it out! If only I lived closer…

    • larryv4711

      And I should add that the musical was directed by Stewart Gordon.

  • dr.lamb

    Excerpts from the Songs:
    Jaws: “Somewhere, beneath the sea…a killer shark is waitin for me” (Melody of “Beyond the Sea” obviously)
    Hellraiser: “Demons to some… Angels to Others !”; “What’s your pleasure, Sir, what’s your pleasure…”

  • Darkness69

    I absolutely LOVE these ideas, Jonathan, even though I’m not a big fan of musicals. The JAWS one keeps cracking me up – a singing shark! The Hellraiser one could really be something as well.

  • EmilyRayne

    Was not expecting to see the Human Centipede, that’s for sure.

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