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I Had No Idea The Xbox One Was This Sexy

At first glance, the Xbox One looks like a giant shiny VHS player. Remember those? Apparently, our idea of just how attractive this big black box really is has been way off the mark, so thankfully, the fine folks at OXM have decided to set us straight with an in-depth — one might even go so far as to call it penetrating — look at Microsoft’s upcoming console.

Check it out after the break, and don’t worry, if you’re not a fan of what’s on the outside, I also have a look at the video games you’ll be sliding ever-so-delicately into that beautiful piece of future technology.

From here on out, the Xbox One will be referred to as the XXXbox. If that wasn’t spicy enough for you or if hardware doesn’t quite do it for you, here’ss a look at the console’s software.

Not all of these games will be launching this year, but that’s still a pretty damn exciting line-up of video games. This new generation needs to hurry up and get over here already.

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