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I Had No Idea The Xbox One Was This Sexy

At first glance, the Xbox One looks like a giant shiny VHS player. Remember those? Apparently, our idea of just how attractive this big black box really is has been way off the mark, so thankfully, the fine folks at OXM have decided to set us straight with an in-depth — one might even go so far as to call it penetrating — look at Microsoft’s upcoming console.

Check it out after the break, and don’t worry, if you’re not a fan of what’s on the outside, I also have a look at the video games you’ll be sliding ever-so-delicately into that beautiful piece of future technology.

From here on out, the Xbox One will be referred to as the XXXbox. If that wasn’t spicy enough for you or if hardware doesn’t quite do it for you, here’ss a look at the console’s software.

Not all of these games will be launching this year, but that’s still a pretty damn exciting line-up of video games. This new generation needs to hurry up and get over here already.

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  • divisionbell

    Aside from Titanfall I just don’t see a very impressive lineup of exclusives. Watch dogs looks good but it’s not an exclusive. The rest are just sequels to franchises that haven’t been exciting for a while. Battlefield could be good though. We shall see.

  • Slasher716

    Xbox One is a very cool versatile system, unfortunately, I don’t see how The “Best” Games are on Xbox One. Dead Rising 3 is the only Xbox One exclusive that appealed to me but that is becomming tired. I think the PS4 and even the PS3 has better games but that is just my opinion.

  • ThunderDragoon

    In my day we called them VCRs, but whatever floats your boat lol. Completely agree with divisionbell and Slasher716, I don’t see how the best games are on the Xbox One. It all just comes down to which console you prefer. Some people are getting one or the other, and other people are getting both. At the end of the day, it doesn’t matter because we’re all going to enjoy the next generation. 🙂

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