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‘Saints Row IV’ Slaps The Competition Across The Face With A Veiny Dildo Bat

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Like how I slipped in veiny? Without it, it’s just a dildo bat. Boring. That little-used adjective makes a world of difference in my mind’s ability to conjure up an image of a game slapping another game across its game face with a veiny dildo bat, and I sincerely hope it has the same effect on you.

Today, Deep Silver announced the game has sold more than one million units during its first week of availability, with the PC version tripling Saints Row: The Third’s sales over the same time period. If you haven’t read my review of Saints Row IV, I suggest you get on that. It’s an unforgattable, superpower and humor-fueled open world game that’s also, in my humble opinion, the best Saints Row game so far. If you fancy the idea of surfing on UFOs butt naked, abducting the elderly for some sweet, sweet probage and assorted other presidential chicanery.

In related news, Saints Row IV received its first bits of DLC today. The Presidential Pack brings with it Obama, Bush, Lincoln and Washington masks, a powdered wig and a couple costumes. The Grass Roots Pack comes with an assortment of weapons, including the double-barreled shotgun and Plunger Launcher, a couple outfits and a new vehicle.

Each pack is available now for $2.99 each.

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