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[DVD Review] ‘Saturday Morning Mystery’ Is Goofball Gore

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Saturday Morning Mystery takes the basic idea of Scooby Doo and throws it into the middle of a goofball slasher film. Drugs, sex and gore replace more innocent aspects of the cartoon series in the film directed by Spencer Parsons. Nancy heads a failing paranormal investigation quartet (quintet if you include the dog) that takes on the exploration a dilapidated old mansion, in desperation. The need for cash outweighs the fact that Satanists that sacrificed their children may have once resided in said mansion. Of course, spooky things actually begin to happen, the gang begins to split apart to either have sex or do drugs, and in the end, what was originally thought to be the cause of activity in the house is actually more confusingly complex.

For the story it is telling, Saturday Morning Mystery more or less works, though it has flaws. The pacing remains consistent throughout the twisted tale, and while there may be moments where the intent seems lost, the film usually gets right back on track. Ashley Spillers is adorable as Nancy. Easily the best performance in the film, she is convincing in her homage to Velma from Scooby Doo. Actually, bringing each of the characters to life with their own tweaks is executed well, yet most of the actors definitely appear to be acting. The main flaw of Saturday Morning Mystery is that while it does move gallantly along, it never really seems clear as to where exactly it is heading. Yes, we get to an ending, but it is so filled with gore that it seems almost a bit unnecessary and just way to display inexpensive effects.

The DVD for Saturday Morning Mystery is simple. Since the movie takes place at night, in the dark of the abandoned house, the film appears murky most of the time. The only special feature is a trailer. The original title of the film was Saturday Morning Massacre which actually works a lot better as Mystery makes it sound even closer to a Scooby Doo parody. There are references to the cartoon, of course, with the characters each being a tribute of sorts, but the film deviates from mystery into massacre almost too soon to constitute the title change. Saturday Morning Mystery tries to uniquely execute tying in a beloved cartoon, but falls more closely into goofy slasher territory with its overwhelming mix of routine gore. Even with the flaws, it is a trying take on the concept.

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Gateway Horror Classic ‘The Gate’ Returns to Life With Blu-ray SteelBook in May

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One of my personal favorite horror movies of all time, 1987’s gateway horror classic The Gate is opening back up on May 14 with a brand new Blu-ray SteelBook release from Lionsgate!

The new release will feature fresh SteelBook artwork from Vance Kelly, seen below.

Special Features, all of which were previously released, include…

  • Audio Commentaries
    • Director Tibor Takacs, Writer Michael Nankin, and Special Effects Designer & Supervisor Randall William Cook
    • Special Effects Designer & Supervisor Randall William Cook, Special Make-Up Effects Artist Craig Reardon, Special Effects Artist Frank Carere, and Matte Photographer Bill Taylor
  • Isolated Score Selections and Audio Interview
  • Featurettes:
    • The Gate: Unlocked
    • Minion Maker
    • From Hell It Came
    • The Workman Speaks!
    • Made in Canada
    • From Hell: The Creatures & Demons of The Gate
    • The Gatekeepers
    • Vintage Featurette: Making of The Gate
  • Teaser Trailer
  • Theatrical Trailer
  • TV Spot
  • Storyboard Gallery
  • Behind-the-Scenes Still Gallery

When best friends Glen (Stephen Dorff) and Terry (Louis Tripp) stumble across a mysterious crystalline rock in Glen’s backyard, they quickly dig up the newly sodden lawn searching for more precious stones. Instead, they unearth The Gate — an underground chamber of terrifying demonic evil. The teenagers soon understand what evil they’ve released as they are overcome with an assortment of horrific experiences. With fiendish followers invading suburbia, it’s now up to the kids to discover the secret that can lock The Gate forever . . . if it’s not too late.

If you’ve never seen The Gate, it’s now streaming on Prime Video and Tubi.

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