[Random Cool] Hilarious “F-CK Count” For “Dexter’s” Debra Morgan!

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Since this week has been nothing but a blunt force to the head of “Dexter” here on Bloody Disgusting, reader ‘Matthew H.” thought we needed a few smiles. He shared with us an absolutely hilarious video montage from YouTube user “Adam Eyster”, who wondered how many times Debra Morgan (played by Jennifer Carpenter) said “F*UCK” throughout the eight seasons of Showtime’s now-completed series.

Eyster reviewed each and every episode from “Dexter” – from the pilot all the way to Episode 96, “Remember The Monsters?” – to catch each foul mouthed moment. “I’ve done my best to compress each F*CK down to only the word or simply the phrase surrounding it,” explains Eyster. “I was shocked to see how much time actually passed over 8 seasons when compressing all of them together. I was also surprised just how many times she managed to spew it out of her mouth.

There are close to 20 minutes worth of curses!

Not safe for work? You can bet your f*cking sweet ass it isn’t…

  • djblack1313

    that’s awesome! Deb was my favorite character on DEXTER and her swearing and the way Jennifer said so casually was actually endearing. i’ll miss Deb.

  • Bryno

    When I read the headline I thought it was gonna be a count of how many people she fucked in the series. I stopped watching a while back, but it seemed like she had a new squeeze or two every season.

  • PGMj89

    Season 1: 53
    Season 2: 78….total: 131
    Season 3: 109….total: 240
    Season 4: 97….total: 337
    Season 5: 104….total: 441
    Season 6: 145….total: 586
    Season 7: 221….total: 798
    Season 8: 198….total: 996