[BD Caption Contest] Win A Limited Edition Governor’s Head Aquarium “Walking Dead” Season 3 Blu-ray Set!!!

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You know that awesome Season 3 Blu-ray set of “The Walking Dead“? The one with the Governor’s aquarium full of walker heads? Here, let me refresh your memory with this video.

Courtesy of Zombified (check out their site – it’s cool), we’re giving one away! All you have to do is participate in one of our historic caption contests to seal the deal!! Detailed rules can be found below – but the most important thing is to make sure that your caption (you’ll post it in the comments) is short enough to appear as a meme on the below picture. We’ll publish it on the site when you win!

Season 4 of “The Walking Dead” premieres Sunday, October 13th on AMC at 9PM.

Rules:

1. We pick a still from a movie. You head to the comments section and submit your best one-liners, zingers, pathos riddled couplets etc… In this week’s case you have to do is come up with a caption for the pic! It can be from the POV of one of the characters, or a comment on it as a whole!

2. You can enter as many times as you like and submit as many captions as you want, but each caption must be in a separate comment. Otherwise it will be too hard to tell where one caption ends and the other begins. Your entries can be posted anytime after the still is announced – just be sure to check that I haven’t announced that the contest is closed in the comments (you don’t want to submit your winning zinger after we’ve picked the winner). Also any racist, sexist, homophobic or generally hateful jokes will be disqualified. You don’t have to be insanely PC – just use your best judgement. Try and keep it brief! It has to fit on the photo now!

3. We pick the winner and announce them and their winning caption when the next photo in the contest is posted. We will address you by your BD Infected name. You can then DM me your US mailing address (no PO boxes) and I will send you your prize in a timely manner (i.e. you should have it in a couple of weeks). You must be a US resident to receive your prize!

  • RonJeremysWiener

    SHHHHHH… Don’t Tell Anybody…

    I’m Mega-Man.

    • slavejoe

      shit a walker ate my baby

  • Beanis

    Shhh, it’s called Stump Fuckers Anonymous for a reason.

  • Beanis

    A dingo ate my forearm!

  • HardRocker

    Be very very quiet, I’m hunting wabbits.

  • Zombi215

    I’m gonna check this cabin for meth,and I don’t want you messin’ this up for me!

  • Lion7718

    Shhh…Colonoscopy Time!!!

  • Lion7718

    Who’s ass did I leave my hand it..??

    • Lion7718

      Didn’t notice spelling error…lol

      Who’s ass did I leave my hand in..??

  • PulpedProstitute

    Quiet, do you smell that?

  • Kaliope

    Shhh.. but where is my hand?

  • jetsb1

    Quiet everyone its twerking time

  • Kaliope

    Shhh.. DO you need a hand?

  • Kgwjj

    No idea what. I got myself into. But sounds fun.

  • Ghstcop79

    Shh! Let them think it’s a light saber.

  • Ghstcop79

    Shh! You’re loud enough to wake up the dead..

  • Beanis

    Buster Bluth gets a hook and I get a flat stump? I call shenanigans!

  • The-Rake

    Shhh… You should not have done that…

  • mkramer_91

    Be very, very quiet. I’m hunting walkers

  • chillbill

    I’m looking for the man who shot my paw.

  • mkramer_91

    Wait, does anyone else hear banjos?

  • BloatedZombie

    One-handed quiet game… I win!

  • Mike1386

    Would you like some candy little girl?

  • The-Rake

    You be quiet now sweet heart

  • TreSart

    You think this is my sexy side?

  • mkramer_91

    Hi, I’m Merle Dixon, and welcome to Jackass!

  • patita

    Shhh! Don’t tell them I’m back!

  • VirulentViper

    Quiet now, blondie.

    What do you say we reintroduce ourselves, sugar tits?

  • The-Rake

    Now let me tell you how I lost my hand… In a fisting competition

  • Heisenberg

    Shhhhh, It’ll be over quick

  • Heisenberg

    Don’t Ask,
    Don’t Tell.

  • The-Rake

    Ever been with a man. With one hand?

  • eazy_pz_73

    Shh,Daryl, I didn’t say I wish I could clap again. I said did you still have my bag because I have THE CLAP again.

  • NipplesOfSteel

    Don’t tell anybody

    I liked Twilight

  • The-Rake

    Hush now sugar tits.

  • Heisenberg

    Don’t Tell Mom The Babysitter’s Dead

  • The-Rake

    Eyes say come hither. Hand says… oh wait.

  • Whatsamovie

    SHHHHH, I’ll tell you what the fox says. . .

  • The-Rake

    If your happy and you know it clap your hand.

  • ZombieliciousD

    Shh! Don’t judge me for using my left hand.

  • The-Rake

    Eyes say come hither. Arm says Hardcore BDSM

  • Heisenberg

    Never Tell Your Password To Anyone

  • Heisenberg

    Show, Don’t Tell

  • Beanis

    Why do I play an asshole so well? Huh, I’m stumped.

  • ulises

    Shhhh they are here.Let’s play!!

  • Beanis

    “Merle: Portrait of a Lefty Killer”

  • Beanis

    Shhh, Slither was actually kind of good.

  • Heisenberg

    Don’t Tell My Mother

  • AKAkeith

    shh, or ill have to use you bait..

  • IsacTheRed

    “Hmmm, now let me think, Where did I leave that body with the cocaine on it.”

  • Beanis

    Kermit is a liar, I never touched him!

  • Heisenberg

    Big Brother Is Watching You

  • AKAkeith

    be quite.. if u wanna have two hands..

  • HOAX_ARTHUR_WILMOTH

    SShhh! You hear that? That’s the sound of a one armed man clapping.

  • katthesquirrel

    Merle gets caught picking his nose…again.

  • AKAkeith

    second hand gestures

  • HOAX_ARTHUR_WILMOTH

    Shhhh, don’t tell anyone, but this is just a thermos full of pumpkin spice latte’ on my stump.

  • cursedthir13teen

    Shh…Don’t tell anyone, but I’m the new Batman.

  • FahKauffBono

    NO SPOILERS….

    Still catching up on Breaking Bad.

  • HOAX_ARTHUR_WILMOTH

    Shhh, I’m organizing a baby shower for Lori.

  • Hunt

    Guess what day it is…Stump day WOOT!!

  • FahKauffBono

    Stop asking me if I want a chocolate covered pretzel!

  • mkramer_91

    Shit, I dropped my hand. My mom is gonna kill me.

  • AKAkeith

    be quite or no one rides the marry go-round

  • Heisenberg

    Quiet Please Journalist At Work

  • mkramer_91

    Would you like some fresh pepper on your salad?

    • Lou

      Ha!!!

  • HOAX_ARTHUR_WILMOTH

    Shh, can you smell what Merle is cookin’?

  • jmichaelroddy

    Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaken… not stirred.

  • BeanTownChowda

    SHHHH!!!! dont tell daryl i farted in his cheerios

  • Cinema-Corpse

    Shhh… I’m about to go behind this shed and stump-fist this hot lady zombie.

  • HOAX_ARTHUR_WILMOTH

    Shhhh, no begging!

  • BeanTownChowda

    Shhhh. Dont tell anyone but my name is Grant Grant.

  • BeanTownChowda

    Shhhh. Dont tell anyone my name is Grant Grant.

  • melisam1

    Hmmm…. If I play up this “no hand” thing right, maybe I can get sympathy points with one of the Ladies.

  • BeanTownChowda

    SHHHH. i am the real heisenburg!

  • Heisenberg

    hush little baby dont say a word

  • BeanTownChowda

    See how im missing a hand ? Well shut Up Or YOU’RE NEXT!

  • nnoriega86

    Shhhhh.. Government shutdown!!

  • Burnt_Tricycle85

    Shhhh… Jackmeat is coming…

  • melisam1

    Shhhh, don’t say anything, but Andrea’s headlights are totally on bright! YES!

  • Burnt_Tricycle85

    … hush little baby… don’t say a word…

  • Heisenberg

    Hush, I Am Batman!

  • gill1160

    I want to hear the piss fillin’ your boots

  • ericspudic

    The baby’s sleeping.

  • Michael M.

    I call it Dildozer, keep it secret.

  • Kyle Morris

    Hush. They’re not Zombies. They’re Walkers.

  • Kyle Morris

    Quiet! We dont speak of the one called T-Dogg!

  • joeshmo447

    Be vewy vewy quiet, I’m hunting wabbits!

  • Dr.Turtle

    If your real quite you can hear men squeal like pigs

  • wahoo

    hmmm, I wipe with my right hand.

  • Roth

    Don’t Tell Mom The Babysitter’s Dead

  • wahoo

    shhh Michonne you had me at hello!

  • lv99ron

    Shhh, this is my favorite part of Wrecking Ball…LIKE A WRECKING BALL, I NEVER HIT SO HARD IN LOVE!!!

  • MouthySugar

    Shhhhhhh! You’ll wake the dead…

  • kooluhl1

    I really enjoyed “The Notebook”…Shhhh

  • xXsurrealkillerXx

    “Shhh….Zombies were here long before the virus, we just hid them in Congress and had them running the country, don’t tell anybody”.

  • Dekoi

    Shhh. Be vewwy quiet. It’s zombie season.

  • xXsurrealkillerXx

    My other hand is flipping you off right now.

  • xXsurrealkillerXx

    We won’t discuss where my other hand got stuck last night, let’s just say that rigor mortis really does make you stiff…shhhh don’t tell anyone.

  • xXsurrealkillerXx

    Shhhhh…..I still haven’t seen the finale to Breaking Bad.

  • Richard

    Shhh you know I’m the sexier Dixon brother…..

  • Paiger

    I let Carl out of the house

  • SuperKilla

    Shhhhhh! Even loud farts can get the attention of walkers.

  • BloodWolf878

    Hey girl, I heard you like to stump.

  • Jason

    Shhhhhh and Hand me my BOOMSTICK BABY!!!

  • nnoriega86

    Crikey mate!! your about to see the most vicious species of all time, the walker!

  • mother_is_god

    Shhh…this never happened,you never seen me,I wasn’t here,it’s just a dream

  • bri777

    And that is why you don’t leave someone chained to the roof of a building during a zombie holocaust. – Merle Walter Weatherman

  • Tairden

    Be very very quiet, We’re hunting walkers!

  • joebizz34

    Shhh….I’m not really missing my hand. I just want to collect compensation.

  • derzko20

    Shush it, I smelt it not delt it.

  • Polsdofer

    I like using my left hand, it feels like a stranger is doing it.

  • Lion7718

    Shhh…it just looks like a Fleshlight.

  • Beanis

    Rosie Palm and her five sisters? Oh, they HAD to go.

  • paly1

    Shhhh,When a zombie falls in the woods does it make any noise?

    • Lion7718

      Really like that ;)

  • VirulentViper

    Hey blondie-rug muncher, sugar tits whore.. wanna hook up?

    Got a way with words, don’t I?

  • razorslide

    You and me…we are gonna get freaky with my stump..so shhhhh hush up.

  • Ivan-Escalante-Victoria

    Shhh! It’s not a secret I used to do this with the other hand.

  • tomviolence

    Shhh…it happens.

  • DemiKami

    lost my right hand…i wont loose you. *kisses finger*

  • tomviolence

    No talking and silence your cell phones or we’ll feed your ass to the dead.

  • 黄伊利

    Shh I’m about to twerk like Miley.

  • Beanis

    Trust me, it’s no myth. Women DO have teeth down there.

  • MindVortex

    This time I’ll try picking my nose the traditional way.

  • Phil Goodin

    SHH… I was really supposed to be Rick

  • Rotten_Zombie_Props

    Hmm…Now where did I leave my hand?

  • Rotten_Zombie_Props

    Now everyone that agrees with the new leader ship raise your…….oh…

  • lv99ron

    Shhh, don’t tell Rick it’s been me running around in Lori’s clothes. You’ll ruin the surprise.

  • darklocke

    “This wasn’t the kind of hand job I was hoping for!”

  • darklocke

    “Has anyone seen my hook? It was right there before I scratched my ass!”

  • darklocke

    “Shhhh… Don’t tell anyone – I’m testing out the latest thing from Hogwarts – an invisibility hankerchief!”

  • darklocke

    “Shhh… Don’t tell my Mom – she always told me to stop chewing my fingernails.”

  • darklocke

    “Keep quiet, the governor’s started a new collection – you could be next.”

  • darklocke

    “Has anyone seen my chainsaw and shotgun? They’re groovy!”

  • darklocke

    “You know I can’t talk about Guardians of the Galaxy!”

  • darklocke

    “You know, if I don’t stop picking my nose, my Dad’s says he’s going to cut off the left one as well.”

  • TEDDYX

    SSSShhhhh.Im huntin walkers..hahahahah
    (elmer fudd)

  • borntwiztid

    Shhh… I took the Mr. Pib.

  • Send-More-Cops

    Quiet, please.

    You’ll miss my hand-bongo solo.

  • Send-More-Cops

    Merle’s Stump

    Still a better character than T-Dog

  • Send-More-Cops

    Rick’s not the only one who can eye fuck the camera.

  • spacecadet

    Shhh…My common sense is tingling.

  • Poor_Richard

    Shhh…You’ll get in trouble too.

  • darkmanj26104

    They call me, Edward Scissor…errr nevermind.

  • darkmanj26104

    Shhhh! I’m huntin’ walkers.

  • darkmanj26104

    People think I’m sushing them. I’m really smelling my finger

  • Hunt

    Shh..Don’t tell Bruce Willis, but I see Undead People.

  • Hunt

    Shh.. I’m trying to use the Force. Obi-Wan said this thing is a Light Saber.

  • Hunt

    Shh… This is what happens when you wake Grumpy Cat.

  • Lou

    Quiet!! Its time for my bongo solo.

    • Lou

      Oops, didn’t see the previous post. Nevermind.

  • Brandon Anderson

    Shh…I don’t need a hand, everything is “alright”.

  • Lou

    Karate may mean ‘empty hand’, but this is extreme!

  • HorrorFancy

    Where did I put my hook?

  • HorrorFancy

    Kisses make boo-boos go away.

  • HorrorFancy

    To pick, or not to pick.

  • HorrorFancy

    My lips feel fabulous!

  • Hunt

    Having Herschel around earlier sure would have come in “Handy”….

  • Hunt

    Shh.. I am trying to come up with a Meme for this picture but I’m stumped.

  • HorrorFancy

    Where’s that smell from?

  • Hunt

    Hey Glenn, what would be a funny caption to post this on my Facebook? I’m stumped trying to think of anything.

  • HorrorFancy

    Wait! I hear a choo-choo…

  • HorrorFancy

    Damn! Daryl was right about that river’s name.

  • madi_clutcher

    Gun is an extension of my fingers.

  • HorrorFancy

    Kiss my good hand for luck and lets ride!

  • HorrorFancy

    Yeah, that’s the right amount of stubble.

  • HorrorFancy

    My nose, knows.

  • HorrorFancy

    Crap, that roast is going to burn.

  • HorrorFancy

    4, 5… ready or not, here I come!

  • tomviolence

    My brother’s a bed wetter.

  • tomviolence

    Never smell your finger after it’s been inside a zombie.

  • tomviolence

    I just realized that I did a better job wiping with my other hand.

  • illdestroyyou

    Right hand gets cut off:
    is forced to use left hand for picking nose.

  • Hunt

    I’m Smurfin to Smurf up some Walkers with my stump of Smurfing!

  • Hunt

    Shhh… Mama always said a monster would bite.my fingers off if I kept picking my nose. Please don’t tell her.

  • Daddy-the-Baddy

    SHHHH….it’ll fit. trust me babe

  • kyle jordan

    Quiet girl….You’ll enjoy this marital aid attachment

  • kyle jordan

    I gave my right hand and all i got was this lousy shirt

  • kyle jordan

    Not the handjob i was looking for

  • kyle jordan

    as soon as i turn.. im getting a ghoulfriend

  • HapHazard

    You’d think this stump cost me and ARM and a LEG… but it was HALF off.

    • HapHazard

      You’d think this stump cost me an ARM and a LEG but it was HALF off.

      typo

      *an, not ‘and’

  • SuperKilla

    “I can’t reach my nostril.”

  • SuperKilla

    Do the Stumpty Stump!

  • SuperKilla

    Shhhhhhhhiitake mushrooms.

  • celestialforthcoming

    Don’t tell anyone but… My real name is Michael Rooker.

  • celestialforthcoming

    Shhh, you hear that?.. It’s the sound of people caring daryl more than me.

  • celestialforthcoming

    You hear that?.. It’s Rick crying over his dead wife.

  • celestialforthcoming

    I’m going to let you in on a lil’ secret… I have a crush on Andrea.

  • celestialforthcoming

    Quiet everyone… Glenn and Maggie are about to do it…

  • Mr.Mirage

    Larry, Moe and Curly in the gritty reboot.

  • Mr.Mirage

    I don’t want to set the world on fire…

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000483541323 ZombieWhore

    Shhhhhhhhhhhhh. Be Weeerrrry weeerrrry quite, I’m hunting walkers

  • Trioxin83

    Shhh…I’m gonna butter your bread

  • Trioxin83

    Shhh…no tears, only waffles now.

  • Trioxin83

    Shhh…I’m trying to make a meme.

  • Trioxin83

    Shhh…no tears, only lefties now.

  • Trioxin83

    Quiet boy or I’ll make Slither look like a fucking carnival.

  • Lou

    Speak no evil. Just shoot em in the head.

  • darklocke

    “Hey, has anyone seen Mr. Flibble? He was right here a minute ago.”

    (If you don’t watch Red Dwarf that’s not going to make any sense!)

  • Henry Freebourn

    Shut up Daryl, and bring me a chainsaw! Oh and, by the way, have you seen my boomstick anywhere?

  • Henry F.

    Oh shut up Daryl, you witty little ass monkey. How was I supposed to know Michonne’s vagina had teeth?

  • Hunt

    Don’t tell anyone, but the key to ending this apocalypse is the Konami Code.

  • Nicholas Blondsey

    We both know where this stump has been.

  • Nicholas Blondsey

    Don’t tell anyone, but I’ll be back in season 4.

  • braincrush

    The Walking Dead: Silencing Zombie critics since 2010.

  • braincrush

    WARNING!! No talking or cell phone use during The Walking Dead.

  • HorrorFancy

    To much meth that time.

  • HorrorFancy

    Cyrus Zombie. Twerked after I shot it.

  • HorrorFancy

    Silent ones are always a killer.

  • HorrorFancy

    You know? I want some orange juice.

  • HorrorFancy

    Shhh… Gonna’ play bongos on my stump.

  • HorrorFancy

    Eyes, ears, mouth and…

  • HorrorFancy

    That zombie is copying me. Let’s see it do this!

  • HorrorFancy

    And… stealth duck-face!

  • HorrorFancy

    Winter, I mean, the Governor’s coming.

  • braincrush

    ZOMBIE KILLER QUARTERLY: Killing walkers with style.

  • Zombi215

    sshhhhh! I’m watching army of darkness and I wanna see how ash built that mechanical hand outta scraps

  • HouseofZombie

    Shhh come here my pretty ive lubed the stump just for you

  • HorrorFancy

    Shh… this time there will be no Deliverance.

  • legendofganon

    My left hand tastes just as good as my right did!

  • Henry F.

    Daryl, stop whining and help me find the Necronomicon. I said the wrong damn words again.

  • HOAX_ARTHUR_WILMOTH

    Silence is golden, but my hand is metal.

  • HOAX_ARTHUR_WILMOTH

    “The sky caves in
    The devil cuts loose
    You blow blow blow blow blow your fuse ahhh
    When you’ve fallen in love
    Ssshhhhhh…”

    (The last verse of It’s Oh So Quiet Lyrics by Bjork)

  • HOAX_ARTHUR_WILMOTH

    Shhhhh, that’s the sound of no one caring you think!

  • wildgator25

    I did not have sexual relations with that woman…. Michonne

  • HOAX_ARTHUR_WILMOTH

    shh, I am organizing a surprise party.

  • wildgator25

    Can’t understand why they made my stump look like a beer keg.

  • wildgator25

    The Picking Boogs

  • HOAX_ARTHUR_WILMOTH

    Shhhhh.. (looks at the women across from him) That’s the sound of sandwiches not being made, the saddest sound in the world!

  • TEDDYX

    SShhh. It’s a thermos. I keep soup in there.

  • the-lone-wolf

    The only question is…how do we “arm” the other 11?

  • the-lone-wolf

    To whoever called me “Moaning Merle”…shut up or die.

  • wildgator25

    Henry:Portrait of a Zombie Killer

  • wildgator25

    Merle:Portrait of a Zombie Killer

  • wildgator25

    Real Men of Genius:

    Mr. Pistol Cocked, Stump Having, Shhh Saying Guy!

  • the-lone-wolf

    SSSHHH….NEVER talk about fight club.

  • the-lone-wolf

    You wanna know how I got these scars?

  • the-lone-wolf

    So Dr. Lawrence Gordon… wanna rematch?

  • Eric Inman

    Bite the pillow i’m going in dry

  • HOAX_ARTHUR_WILMOTH

    “Hmmmm, have I reached my daily quota of racist quotes yet?”

  • HOAX_ARTHUR_WILMOTH

    “Shhhh, don’t tell anyone, but I got like $500 bucks for Daryl’s ear necklace on EBAY”

  • HOAX_ARTHUR_WILMOTH

    “Shhhhh, When EF Hutton talks, people listen.”

  • joeshmo447

    Shhh, I’m getting tired of hearing Tdogs voice

  • joeshmo447

    Hushh, don’t tell Rick it’s actually my baby!

  • HOAX_ARTHUR_WILMOTH

    Merle: Knock-knock.
    Rick: Who’s there?
    Merle: Sh!

  • HOAX_ARTHUR_WILMOTH

    Let me tell you a little story about a man named Sh! Sh! even before you start. That was a pre-emptive “sh!” Now, I have a whole bag of “sh!” with your name on it.

  • oksanie

    NO I’m not caught up on Breaking Bad!

  • oksanie

    Don’t speak… I know what you’re saying

  • HorrorFancy

    “Hold on now prissy-pants.”

  • HorrorFancy

    Shush me?! No, not Shush me, SHUSH YOU!

  • HorrorFancy

    Now give me the sexy tigress. Loving it!

  • HorrorFancy

    Not as scary without the blade. Or is it…?

  • HorrorFancy

    If I touch my nose, AND wrinkle my forehead. It’s time to go.

  • Anesthetique

    Shhh! I realize he’s Korean… I just like teasing him.

  • HorrorFancy

    No knife?! Not funny AMC!

  • HorrorFancy

    I wake up and … dammit Andrea!

  • HorrorFancy

    “And introducing my friend… blunt, Force, TRAUMA!”

  • HorrorFancy

    Don’t judge. This is MY dance!

  • HorrorFancy

    “I’m a loner Dottie, a rebel…”

  • Blood-Dragon

    Merle’s Hush-Hush Proctology. “In a post-apocalyptic world, there’s only one stub you can trust”.

  • Blood-Dragon

    Shhh… Let’s all just forget that I was ever in Jumper.

  • HOAX_ARTHUR_WILMOTH

    Quiet! all right stop, collaborate and listen,
    Merle is back I got a brand new invention.

  • HOAX_ARTHUR_WILMOTH

    Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.

  • HOAX_ARTHUR_WILMOTH

    “I have heard the languages of apocalypse, and now I shall embrace the silence.”

    Neil Gaiman, The Sandman: Endless Nights

  • Laugh Riot

    Merle shouldn’t your gun be on the oh..
    oh okay nevermind…

  • Laugh Riot

    Bondage once shame on you…
    Twice….
    Maybe later ;)

  • Laugh Riot

    First rule about Woodbury No One talks about Woodbury!

  • Laugh Riot

    Need a hand with..
    Alright forget it…

  • Laugh Riot

    We being quiet bout the Z word huh???

  • explorer801

    “Does anybody know where I can find an Amputee Anonymous meeting around here? I’m kinda stumped for the time being!”

  • Aytch66

    Sssshhh…The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it’s still on the list.

  • Infect

    You’ve gotta hand it to him…

  • Infect

    Put your plural hands together for Merle.

  • Infect

    No, no, I get it… the riots are exclusive to my brother.

  • bdhchef

    AWSOME! Smells just as good if I use this hand!

  • HOAX_ARTHUR_WILMOTH

    He’s a bad mother…SHHHHHHUT Yo Mouth!

  • Beanis

    Shhh, the stump is smart and it knows what you are thinking.

  • Beanis

    Fister? I don’t even know her. You brought her, you fister!

  • Beanis

    Be quiet. Do you want to wake the dead?

  • Beanis

    This is my boomsti… Wait, what happened to my gun?

  • mkramer_91

    This isn’t even my final form!

  • mkramer_91

    Thanks Obama

  • explorer801

    I’ve always been a handy fella. But now I’m stumped & depressed! This better stay on the down-low: I’m looking for ABBA zombies to bring me out of this funk…

  • explorer801

    Keep this to yourself, but even being a handless, sexist, racist, jerk–I was still more popular than Andrea. I may have stabbed you in the back, but that girl was the Governor’s bitch!

  • http://www.facebook.com/anthony.rebollo anthonyofthedead

    I got 99 problems, but Peter Pan ain’t one.

  • http://www.facebook.com/anthony.rebollo anthonyofthedead

    I’ve been a very bad bongo man

  • HorrorFancy

    Oh, what would you do… for a Kitkat bar?

  • HorrorFancy

    Nobody’s gonna lay a hand on my ButterFinger.

  • HorrorFancy

    Shh, rainbow ponies have no mercy.

  • HorrorFancy

    Shh, silk underwear… is the most comfortable.

  • HorrorFancy

    I don’t always kill zombies, but when I do; I prefer Walkers.

  • HorrorFancy

    Why’s the whiskey all gone?

  • HorrorFancy

    Don’t tell anyone what I want from Santa.

  • HorrorFancy

    Those kangaroos will bite your legs off.

  • HorrorFancy

    It’s a Happy Face stamper. Honest!

  • HorrorFancy

    I’ve got an idea for the TWD Limited BR Edition!

  • HorrorFancy

    Don’t call him stumpy, he has feelings too.

  • HorrorFancy

    Shh! Gopher holes, everywhere…

  • HorrorFancy

    Whoa now! NEVER touch that part of a Walker!

  • HorrorFancy

    Shhh…told ‘ya!

  • Hunt

    Shh.. I’m trying to figure out Obamacare so I can get this fixed.

  • Hunt

    Go,go Gadget Stump!

  • Hunt

    Shh.. You are making me angry. You wouldn’t like me when I’m angry. Merle Smash!!!

  • Ranon1313

    Shhh…I’m giving everyone the phantom finger.

  • Ranon1313

    My shush with the other hand got mistaken for a kiss.

  • http://www.facebook.com/anthony.rebollo anthonyofthedead

    Shhhhh our code word is taste the rainbow

  • http://www.facebook.com/anthony.rebollo anthonyofthedead

    shhhhh…my real name is Henry and I’m here to put you into a suitcase

  • http://www.facebook.com/anthony.rebollo anthonyofthedead

    Merle: portrait of a lovable one handed racist

  • axlslave

    Be very, very quiet. I’m hunting wabbit.

  • axlslave

    I farted. Don’t tell anyone, I’m blaming it on Daryl.

  • axlslave

    Spoiler alert: Walter White dies and Jesse lives!

  • wildgator25

    Shhh… I’m trying to sneak up on that big nipple.

  • darklocke

    Yeah I’ve got all the standard attachments: hand, hook, claw, knives and, for that special night in, the black ribbed knobbler!

  • IGETIGETBLOODY

    Mmmmm…dead pussy.

  • lv99ron

    Guy: Hey Micheal, why are you parking in a handicap spot?
    Rooker: Clearly I have a disability.
    Guy: That isn’t even rea…
    Rooker: Shhhhh….

  • Justin Oung

    ~”Shh… don’t tell anyone… I’m surprising his lady parts with buttsecks…”

    ~Proof that Merle is an asshole: he takes a break from murdering zombies to pose for a selfie.

    ~”Happy birthday… Mr. President… happy birthday… to you…” *giggles*

    ~Just defeated Cutman… acquired Scissor Hands.

  • DemiKami

    shhhh you dont know me but im really a good guy…follow me.

  • DemiKami

    daryl: “dont worry about it merle i hear alot of people with disablities go on to do great things”

    merle: “baby brother i tortured that lil’ asian kid, theres nothing i can do for them to accept me”

    daryl: “darth vader doesnt have hands or legs and look at him,he turned good at the end”

    merle: “stop bringing up my hand brother, its not why i was mad at them, they left me to be zombie food”

    daryl: “but we did come back”

    merle: “i know that now, lets just stop talking about it”

    daryl: “ok….pauses….never leave a hand behind”

    merle: *makes gesture to be quite*

  • NellaLindsoar

    “Ever hear of phantom limb or phone vibration? Well, sometimes i can still smell my right hand”

  • DemiKami

    shhh i think i can hear the worlds smallest violen playing just for me.

  • Igorlivzz

    I’m gonna ask ya nice one time to turn your caps lock off.

  • weedsbegreen

    “Be ve-wy ve-wy quiet, I’m hunting walkers.”

  • Nicholas Blondsey

    I said this shhhh is bananas. B-A-N-A-N-A-S!

  • Nicholas Blondsey

    Shhh. You hear the fire truck?

  • Nicholas Blondsey

    Shhh! I’m hiding from stupid people.

  • Nicholas Blondsey

    Don’t tell anyone…but I shower naked.

  • Nicholas Blondsey

    Smell my stump.

  • Nicholas Blondsey

    Shhh. Just trust me.

  • Nicholas Blondsey

    Shhh. No Tears. Only dreams now.

  • Pali-Azzar

    “Don’t tell anyone…. The ‘Zombified’ link is bogus.”

    It’s true. It takes me to this site (http://www.cabletv.com/the-walking-dead) which is nothing but a black screen with a little man in the center. Nothing to click on that I see.

    • Pali-Azzar

      My mistake. Tried the link on a different browser and all is well. I’ll still enter the quote. It might be idiotic enough to win. :-)

  • freddy_kramer

    shhht….don’t tell anyone that it’s not tea that i keep in my thermo flask!

  • GrlGoneGamer

    “No matter how many times I wash this thing, all I smell is zombie ass…”

  • playerplex

    Shh. Where’s that vibrator attachment at?

  • playerplex

    Shh. There’s my fleshlight.

  • Eric Inman

    Shhh prepare your anus

  • bedsell

    shhh…..no talking until the commercials

  • freddy_kramer

    Shhh….I’ve had it with these “Shhh” comments…

  • freddy_kramer

    not sure if i’m gonna say “shhh” or just wanna pick my nose…

  • Lou

    Don’t tell anyone. Joe Biden is really a walker!

  • Lou

    Affordable care my ass, I just had a hangnail.

  • freddy_kramer

    Shh…don’t tell the others. I never liked Breaking Bad…

  • NipplesOfSteel

    Call me Mr. Svenning one more god damned time..

  • drock85053

    This is a douchebag who goes around shushing people

  • drock85053

    Rude man who shushes please call

  • Skull-And-Crossbones

    I had a fight with my wife one time…….ONE TIME

  • Skull-And-Crossbones

    Do you fancy a hobnob?

  • darklocke

    They said it would cost an arm and a leg…

  • darklocke

    This is really great for flattening cans.

  • drock85053

    “Shut the fuck up,Donny!”

  • singedwings

    You know what happens in Woodbury, STAYS in Woodbury…

  • Skull-And-Crossbones

    Show of hands; who here has fisted Lindsay Lohan?

  • Hunt

    Ashe gets a chainsaw and all I get is a stump?? Thanks a lot Obamacare!!

  • HorrorFancy

    Shh, it’s sexy time.

  • Hunt

    Shh..I am waiting for a call from Bruce Campbell on how to attach a chainsaw.

  • Hunt

    That Evil Dead guy gets a chainsaw and all I get is a lousy metal stump?? Can I at least get a Boom Stick???

  • HorrorFancy

    Don’t speak… don’t say, a word…

  • Hunt

    Shhh.. Words hurt, and I am NOT the redneck Inspector Gadget!!

  • HorrorFancy

    No more zombie corning… now to find my hook.

  • Hunt

    Shh… Since the Zombie plague is probably government caused the Walkers are a government creation, so they are gonna come back since the shutdown is over.

  • Hunt

    Shhh… The Government shutdown is over so now the Walkers will be back to work. Time for Merles kind of stumping!!

  • HorrorFancy

    No it doesn’t dispense Budweiser. Wish it did.

  • HorrorFancy

    This here is going to open your world.

  • HorrorFancy

    I’m afraid this ride only has one setting.

  • HorrorFancy

    I… just got, the most brilliant idea!

  • HorrorFancy

    Damn, probably at home underneath my couch cushions.

    • HorrorFancy

      Damn, probably lost in my couch somewhere.

  • HorrorFancy

    Gotta’ be quite if your hunting Snipes.

  • HorrorFancy

    I’d be Breaking Bad if I weren’t already to the bone.

  • HorrorFancy

    My last and favorite wet-willy finger.

  • HorrorFancy

    Touché Rick, touché…

  • HorrorFancy

    Oh, I am SO doing a hand-puppet now.

  • HorrorFancy

    I’m Doctor Evil, fear my bald stump.

  • HorrorFancy

    Knocked out… 113 – no, 114 Walker teeth today.

  • HorrorFancy

    That a hole in yer’ face, or are ya’ just happy to see me?

  • HorrorFancy

    Naming him Thunder-fist McQueen. Shh, shh… don’t speak.

  • HorrorFancy

    It’s so wrong…, but I have to try it!

  • HorrorFancy

    If a Walker gets corned in a forest and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound? Yes.

  • HorrorFancy

    You can call me the “Cor’ner”.

    • HorrorFancy

      You don’t need a coroner to tell you how I killed this Walker!

  • HorrorFancy

    Walker, yer’ about to feel alive one last time!

  • HorrorFancy

    “Easy, Breezy, Beautiful… COVERGIRL.”

  • darklocke

    Evil Dead 2 remake? I’m ready!

  • darklocke

    If I chew a bit more off I’ll be able to lick my own elbow!

  • darklocke

    When they said lend a hand – I thought I’d get it back!

  • darklocke

    Lend a hand? I don’t have one to spare.

  • darklocke

    Shhhh… They can’t tell but I’m giving everyone the finger!

  • HOAX_ARTHUR_WILMOTH

    Shush! This contest will end when I say it will.

  • JUSTICESERVED101

    Shhhhhh…I wasn’t the first choice for this role!

  • JUSTICESERVED101

    Don’t say anything but…Bloody Disgusting is my favorite Site!

  • Ajax-Knucklebones

    It was on the 12th “Shhh” that the gang finally realized Merle was just using this jesture to get another whiff of his finger.

  • TEDDYX

    When I use this hand, it’s like someone else.

  • TEDDYX

    When I use this hand, it fells like someone else

    • TEDDYX

      When I use this hand it feels like someone else.

  • cursedthir13teen

    Shh..COPS IS ON!!!

  • playerplex

    Those were some good chocolate covered pretzels.

  • wildgator25

    Shhh… Evan is Alvarezing you into believing he’s giving something away.

  • feelgreat

    Shhhh….They are silent but deadly.

  • eazy_pz_73

    Psst Darryl, I didn’t say I wish I could clap again. I asked if you still have bag of antibiotics ‘cus I HAVE the clap again.

  • Joey_Redballs

    MMMmmm….Butterscotch, Yo!

  • Joey_Redballs

    Shhh! Glen Mazzara doesn’t know…he’s NEXT!

  • Joey_Redballs

    Shhh! I’m gonna press my stump against The Governor’s butt, then you snap the picture.

  • darklocke

    I’m looking for a new attachment shaped like this.

  • darklocke

    Shhh! My zombie hand’s somewhere around.