[Caption Contest] Comment To Win ‘Deadly Premonition: The Director’s Cut’

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Just before Halloween, Deadly Premonition: The Director’s Cut hit Steam, bringing its unique flavor of zany horror to PC. We’re going to celebrate this release with a caption contest, because I know you all love those.

The goodies I’m giving away include five codes for Deadly Premonition: The Director’s Cut on PSN,which I’ll pair with five codes for Agent York’s Field Ops Suit (PSN), one Official Visual Companion (for iBook and iPad) and two Ultimate Editions — these include all of the game’s DLC — for both PSN and Steam. All that means we’ll have nine winners, so your chances are good. Details after the jump.

To enter in this contest I’ll need you to comment on this article with a caption for the below image. Like all our caption contests, you can enter as many times as you like, just make sure you limit it to one caption per comment.

I’ll be choosing the winners on Friday, November 8th, so that gives you a decent amount of time to get creative. Now make me proud!

Have a question? Feel free to ever-so-gently toss Adam an email, or follow him on Twitter and Bloody Disgusting.

 
  • Kane Soto

    “i can’t believe its not butter”

  • Flok

    I can’t believe it’s so pointy, so sharp edged!

  • Tainted

    Wow! , who knew human was so tasty?

  • valmont325

    Come here, i need to Axe you a question!

  • valmont325

    Err Forget My previous cooment, i thought it was for the photo with the Axe.

  • valmont325

    OMG..”It’s peanut butter jelly time, Peanut butter jelly time…”

  • lord_raptor

    i can´t belive it, my very own sandwich gun

  • Gage443556

    “All the human taste with half the human calories.”

  • KscILLBILL

    Yes, thank you for taking the time to meet with me. I’m Hidetaka “SWERY” Suehiro, and I’d like to pitch you my new horror game “Deadly Premonition.” In it, you play a man who eats sandwich (Exhibit A). If you can’t believe that, you’re not the only one (also Exhibit A). Ok, thanks, see you in 6 years when I pitch D4 for Xbox One

  • KscILLBILL

    “Can I speak with your manager? I asked for a sandwich with a 7,000 polygon count. This one has 4.”

  • Elspielio

    Hmm, this shiny axe should deal with these flyaway armpit hairs…

  • mrn4rmn4rm

    “This sandwich is so good, it’s a SIN it can be this delicious.”

  • KscILLBILL

    “I can’t believe it! My face has current-gen fidelity, but my hand hasn’t aged since 1996″

  • NINTR

    Did you hear that, Zach? First it was F.K. in the coffee, and now it’s DE-LISH in the sandwich.

  • Surphy

    “A strange sandwich, subtly uncanny and life altering to a nearly non noticable level.”

  • ZombieLover23

    I can see the virgin Mary in the crust!

  • romeostruedude

    “That was too close, almost became a Jill Sandwich!”

  • JRod365

    I can’t believe it! It’s not actually cardboard.

  • romeostruedude

    “Soylent Green is People!!!”

  • nekobun

    So -that’s- what a Jill sandwich tastes like.

  • mothred

    “Zach, eating this delicious sinner’s sandwich makes me want to go re-watch all of Adam and David’s 13 days of horror videos on youtube again.You remember them don’t you Zach? Those zany guys from Bloody Disgusting just crack me up.”

  • BloatedZombie

    “I must be in Australia, I threw it away and now it’s back!”

  • CravedLust

    I can’t believe it, A woman actually made me a sandwich.

  • cloud9846

    “Raspberry?!?! Only ONE man gives me the raspberry…..”

  • Grindy

    “who the fuck jizzed on my sandwich?”

  • Grindy

    “i can’t believe it, where is the fucking bacon?”

  • Grindy

    “i can’t believe it, this sandwich looks like shit”

  • Grindy

    “this sandwich doesn’t have turkey in it”
    for all the pewdiepie fanboys out there

  • Grindy

    “what the hell happened to mcdonalds? big macs aren’t what they used to be”

  • DesuStar

    “It’s like Jesus’s anus. Heavenly.”

  • Optiluiz

    “3 years later and they still forget the bacon!”

  • NecRomancer

    This is the same sandwich that gave me this scar.

  • NecRomancer

    Who the hell substitutes Vegemite for peanut butter?!

  • NecRomancer

    I ordered a slice of cherry pie and they give me half a sandwich?! I guess they were afraid that Twin Peaks reference would’ve been TOO obvious.

  • colbster56

    i cant believe it there is semen in this

  • EVIL BREAD

    Sandwich Gun… I’ve found you.

  • Hara-Kiri

    Human flesh does taste like chicken!

  • jimakostsalas

    “I think I just had my first period!! AND NO TUNA IN THIS SANDWICH!! DAMN!!”

  • amanujaku

    This hunk of ceiling tile looks just like my sandwich!

  • amanujaku

    No one noticed my thumb is clipping right through my sandwich!

  • amanujaku

    That’ll show me. From now on, I am never going to doubt a man in a gas mask again.

  • J-SiN

    The exact moment York found Jesus.

  • J-SiN

    Bitch can’t even make a sandwich right!

  • Nicholas Blondsey

    They forgot the mayo!

  • Nicholas Blondsey

    Soylent Green is people!

  • Nakarama

    “This sandwich is bloody disgusting, I love it!”

  • BlazingInferno

    “I can’t believe it! The snozberries really taste like snozberries!”

  • Loofah1234

    “This sandwich restores only a little bit of hunger?!”

  • NecRomancer

    I paid $1.99 for this DLC?

  • NecRomancer

    It shaves almost as good as it tastes!

  • NecRomancer

    Somebody wrote “Go F*** Yourself” on the top of my sandwich. AND they left the crust on!

  • Lou

    No…Really….Give it to Sally Struthers!

  • Daddy-the-Baddy

    Whoa, I asked her to make me a sandwich…and she did!

  • DesuStar

    It tastes like Jesus’s anus. Heavenly!

  • Gavin

    I can’t believe it… they actually replaced every gun with a sandwich! How am I meant to stop a robber with a ham sandwich? Hope that his a vegetarian!?

  • gregiorp

    “Soylent Green is…tasty.”

  • dubj15

    This pie sandwich is so good it is a crime

  • dubj15

    Zach, I plan on writing an epic poem about this gorgeous sandwich

  • nukacolagirl

    “The balance of turkey and butter you’ve achieved here..oh my..it’s so tasty and moist while not ruining the bread, almost as good as those delicious biscuits.”

  • jakobgod

    As he stared into the sandwich, a dead lonely face slowly started to appear, and out of nowhere benny hill appeared and started chasing him as the theme to benny hill’s show played

  • DesuStar

    “I can pull of the Sparrow Face!”

  • Tenebrion

    “Is she trying to poison me!?”

  • Tenebrion

    “Is that…..Cyanide?”

  • Tenebrion

    “Was that a flying chuahua?….I think someone drugged my lunch…”

  • Tenebrion

    “You call this food?…It kinda smells like something my dog left in the back yard…”

  • Tenebrion

    “Uh oh…This tastes like the brown acid…”

  • Tenebrion

    “I think the mayo went bad…”

  • Tenebrion

    “A spinach, peanut butter, and Spam sandwich…?”

  • darkemil

    this sandwish is legend.. wait for it!! DARY!!!!

  • Ultrazilla

    “I appeared in a cult hit game, and all I got was this lousy sammich…”

  • Sick_skwerl

    I can’t believe it- they didn’t cut off the crust!

  • Sick_skwerl

    I can’t believe it- the bible, I mean. Lots of plot holes in that book.

  • playerplex

    My wife actually made me lunch.

  • playerplex

    Just like mom used to make.

  • Andy

    I baked my thumb into the #$@! bread.

  • Darkwill73

    Pictured here is Agent York, reacting to the script for the game that he’s just been handed.

  • Darkwill73

    “I mean, I can certainly believe that I’m not hallucinating the zombies I’m fighting at every crime scene, but this?!?”

  • Darkwill73

    He can’t believe it because this odd sandwich pairing is essentially the same as the pairing of himself and Zach: both are made up of two parts and seem odd at first, but both are actually perfect for their intended purpose.

  • Darkwill73

    “This is what a sinner’s sandwich tastes like? Well, Zach, I think we can both agree that this should be called a winner’s sandwich!”

  • themayon

    I’m the captain of this delicious tasty crunch.

  • zombie81

    We are in for a delightful evening, Zack: A bottle of red wine, an Invitiation to Love marathon, and this delightful hot cherry pie sandwich.

  • stockops3

    I can’t believe it, why is there Marmite in this sandwich!?

  • SiwelNimajneb

    “Deadly Premonition: The sinner’s sandwich of video games.”

  • KscILLBILL

    That moment you see a horribly rendered sandwich and discover you’re in a video game…

  • KscILLBILL

    “I can’t believe it!” exclaimed Agent York, moments before the Katamari bulldozed the building and created a new star

  • Daniel Nguyen

    You mean to tell me that the B in BLT is Bread, Lettuce and Tomato?!

  • Pixolator

    “But, you know, it’s still a drag to get your picture taken when you’re eating a sandwich. It’s a downer.”

  • Pixolator

    “The small businessman is smart; he realizes there’s no free lunch. On the other hand, he knows where to go to get a good inexpensive sandwich.”

  • Pixolator

    “Is this a deadly sandwich? The meat is fresh, but the bread is moldy.”

  • Pixolator

    “Sometimes I dress like what I want for lunch, because all I can think about is having a tuna sandwich.”

  • Pixolator

    Call me All-American, but I love Ham and Cheese sandwiches. And not just any old ham and cheese sandwich… My mother’s is the best. I’ve tried many times to make these sandwiches on my own, but it’s never the same! Look at this!!!”

  • Nyaonstic

    “All of this over a bloody sandwich? It doesn’t even have bacon in it!”

  • Nyaonstic

    “Someone actually stole half of my sandwich! The bastard.”

  • Luc

    There’s still crust on this sandwich!

  • DesuStar

    I’M PREGNANT!!!

  • Omar Pinto

    I can’t believe it!, sandwich bread is made with white flour and baked in a long, narrow, lidded pan. Usually it preserves longer time than normal bread, its content in fat is bigger than any other kind of bread, since unlike the latter, used to carry butter or other fats! It can be purchased in virtually every supermarket in industrial format, there are also bakeries that make them by hand!

  • Omar Pinto

    “This is so delicious, my thoughts appear on a box in front of me!”

    • Omar Pinto

      “This is so delicious my thoughts appear on a box in front of me!”

  • Omar Pinto

    “I can’t believe it! If you watch Jaws backwards, it’s about a shark that throws up so many people…
    that they have to open a beach!”

  • Omar Pinto

    The Slurm is made of secretion from a giant worm!
    …and I can’t stop eating it, just like this sandwich

  • Omar Pinto

    “If I win in this contest,I will be able to download whenever I want one of the best games of this generation!”

  • dubj15

    when you eat it, you’ll shit bricks

  • Evan3

    “Even this sandwich thinks my haircut is terrible”

  • reservrdg8

    “This sandwich would be delicious if my thumb wasn’t cutting through the middle.”

  • KscILLBILL

    “I can’t believe it!” Agent York gasped. This Sinner’s Sandwich iPhone case is neither sleek nor stylish. Damn you SkyMall, you’ve deceived me for the last time!”

  • Chrissie-Watkins

    Oh God, its sandwich number 300. Now I have to propose.

  • KscILLBILL

    “I can’t believe it! The craft services table has really taken a turn for the worse. No more B-movies for this guy…”

  • KyleDluvsKeisha

    “I said hold the mayo!”

  • Xanderfaulk

    I asked for BROWN BREAD!!!!

  • KscILLBILL

    “I can’t believe it!” said Agent York, as he realized what his newfound ability to summon sandwiches from thin air might mean for the world’s impoverished nations. Moments later he was killed by the raincoat killer and the impoverished nations were none-the-wiser

  • Jack Torrance Pennywise

    This sandwich tastes exactly like David Lynch’s unwashed penis!

  • Jack Torrance Pennywise

    The hairs on my palm ARE from excessive masturbation!

  • Jack Torrance Pennywise

    They put peanut butter and jelly between two slices of bread! Genius!

  • Jack Torrance Pennywise

    There’s a picture of Jesus on my sandwich! I need to take a picture for my fan page!!

  • Jack Torrance Pennywise

    The titties on this sandwich look like Dora the Explorer!

  • Jack Torrance Pennywise

    My barber fucked up the Nike logo in my hair!

  • Jack Torrance Pennywise

    I told the sandwich guy to hold the mayo! *cries* *chorus sings in the background* White People Problems…

  • Jack Torrance Pennywise

    This dead lady left a perfectly good ham sandwich lying on this plate! *takes a bite* *dies* GAME OVER

  • lmd

    She cut the sandwich in half!

  • lmd

    This sandwich is so sharp I can cut a metal pipe in half.

  • lmd

    The graphics in this game are so terrible this was supposed to be a painting by Rembrandt‎.

  • lmd

    I just swallowed a fly!

  • lmd

    I found this in my holster.

  • KscILLBILL

    An Atlanta resident is shocked to find a sandwich in pristine condition.

    *Not pictured: The rest of the survivors of the undead apocalypse rummaging furiously through the trash can at his feet for scraps.

    -Photo Courtesy of the Associated Press

  • HorrorLover995

    “I can’t believe it… The pickles are UNDERNEATH the meat!”

  • HorrorLover995

    “I can’t believe it.. I AM going to need the Chipotl-away blood stain remover after this.”

  • TheMouthofMadness

    I decapitated a guy for a sandwich with no mayo?!

  • Laugh Riot

    It is the Broodwich. The most evil sandwich ever created. Forged in darkness from wheat harvested in hell’s half acre. Baked by Beelzebub. Slathered with mayonnaise beaten from the evil eggs of dark chicken force-fed to dogs by the hands of a one eyed mad man. Cheese boiled from the rancid teat of fanged cow. Layered with 666 separate meats from an animal which has maggots for blood.

  • Laugh Riot

    I told u I can’t stand mayonnaise on me soylent sandwich!!!

  • Laugh Riot

    The soylent meat really does vary person to person…

  • Laugh Riot

    I paid $10 for this when i could’ve had a $5 footlong from Subway….

  • Laugh Riot

    I can taste the tears of the orphans used to make this…

  • Laugh Riot

    Sigh I should have taken the red pill….

  • DesuStar

    It tastes like mom!

  • Jack Torrance Pennywise

    It looks like a birth canal without the penis punching me in the forehead!

  • Jack Torrance Pennywise

    I got this haircut after MC Hammer did the theme to Addams Family Values!

  • Jack Torrance Pennywise

    Psychic palm reading IS complete bullshit!

  • Jack Torrance Pennywise

    The second black eye will teach you not to forget the Nutella!

  • Jack Torrance Pennywise

    So this is what a shit sandwich tastes like!

  • Jack Torrance Pennywise

    Fucking delicious!

  • RyanOfNewport

    This Sandwich Taste’s Like A Box Of Dead Kittens, I Love It!

  • RyanOfNewport

    I Can’t Believe It, Trick R Treat Getting A Sequel.

  • RyanOfNewport

    I Wonder What Kanye Is Eating For Dinner, Probably Lobster…Definitely Lobster…

  • Omar Pinto

    Why they didn’t made a Twin Peaks episode about evil sandwiches?!

    • Omar Pinto

      Why they didn’t make* a Twin Peaks episode about evil sandwiches?!

  • Omar Pinto

    My DLC suits cost in real life almost the same as this in-game sandwich!

  • Omar Pinto

    If a 3D object in this reality projects a 2D polygon, then we could say that this reality is the shadow of a 4th dimensional reality!

  • Omar Pinto

    Without the 360 filter this sandwich looks a lot tastier.

  • Laugh Riot

    I didn’t think the Pet Sematary special would taste so good and be fat free.

  • Laugh Riot

    It’s not that we’re afraid, far from it, it’s just that we’ve got this thing about death… It’s not us!

  • Laugh Riot

    Raspberry. There’s only one man who would dare give me the raspberry

  • Omar Pinto

    Pulp Fiction, Reservoir Dogs, Kill Bil and From Dusk Till Dawn plus True Romance, Natural Born Killers and Curdled are just parts of big whole movie!

  • Omar Pinto

    I’m wasting money in sandwiches instead of saving it for Steam Sales!

  • Laugh Riot

    Waitress! Waitress! What did he order?
    Oh, he had the special
    That’s what I ordered! Change my order to the soup!

  • Omar Pinto

    Wait a minute. This sandwich looks like it came from a PS2 game.

  • Laugh Riot

    Life is like a sandwich of sh*t and everyday you take a bite.

  • Laugh Riot

    I know right…
    You’d think a taco at a place called Bloody Mary’s would be
    the worst but this sandwich sucks! Whats it called again???
    THE PERIOD……

  • Omar Pinto

    They changed the original name of this game because they thought the gaijins would think it’s about harvesting a farm and making profiles of the vegetables.

  • Send-More-Cops

    I said no pickles!

  • Send-More-Cops

    I can see Jesus’ face on this bread!

  • Send-More-Cops

    Aw, man. This was sposta be a sweet hi-top fade.

  • Send-More-Cops

    Vegemite? Who even uses that stuff anymore?

  • Send-More-Cops

    The giant was right. That sandwich I like came back in style!

  • Send-More-Cops

    This talking sandwich killed Laura Palmer!

  • Send-More-Cops

    A talking sandwich.

    Most normal thing about Deadly Premonition.

  • Send-More-Cops

    The turkey is not what it seems.

    It’s a little dry.

  • Send-More-Cops

    I think I finally understand Mulholland Drive!

  • Send-More-Cops

    Diane, I’m holding in my hand a small pastrami sandwich.

  • Send-More-Cops

    Sandwich, you think Super Nadine was a terrible idea, too?

  • Send-More-Cops

    No, I don’t know how Annie’s doing.

    Why do you keep asking me that?

  • KscILLBILL

    In this image, Agent York enters the stage of childhood development in which he is able to understand that cutting an item in half does not create more of that item

  • KscILLBILL

    Agent York likes his sandwiches the way he likes his women.
    With turkey and cereal on them. Also cut neatly down the middle