[AFM '13] Sales Art for Asylum’s ‘Sharknado 2: The Second One’

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I HATE the Sharknado buzz, especially here in Chicago where every parent thinks it’s “cool” to like and talk about it. It’s not.

Anyways, it’s AFM, home of bad movies, so here’s some sales art for Sharknado 2: The Second One, which is sure to disappoint those expecting it to be equally good-bad.

Sharknado 2: The Second One, which will also be produced by The Asylum, hits land July 2014. The movie will be set in New York City.

In the original Sharknado regulars of a beachside bar, including owner Fin (Ian Ziering/”Beverly Hills 90210″), bartender Nova (Cassie Scerbo/”Make It or Break It”), and local drunk George (John Heard/Home Alone), teamed up with Fin’s ex-wife, April (Tara Reid/”Scrubs”), to investigate the ecological nightmare that has sharks swimming through the streets of Los Angeles and falling from the skies.