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This Generation’s 10 Most Disappointing Horror Games!

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In preparation of the impending arrival of the PlayStation 4 and Xbox One, over the last week I’ve rounded up this generation’s best horror games, covering everything from AAA blockbusters to smaller, indie efforts. Those games deserve to be played, celebrated and remembered. The following? Not so much.

Unfortunately, while I wish every game could be worthy of our time, sometimes, for a variety of reasons, a game comes along that really, really isn’t. Every so often we’re given a game that’s uninspired, poorly designed, boring or some combination of the three.

If you’ve been burned, head on for this generation’s 10 most disappointing horror games to see if the game made the list!

Before you let these games get you down, check out our list of five upcoming indie horror games you should be excited about!

Before we get into this, I want you to be aware of two things. The first is this isn’t a list of this generation’s worst horror games, it’s a list of the most disappointing ones. The qualifications for classification of the latter are a little more involved. If you want a list of the worst, you can get a pretty solid idea of this generation’s worst offenders by visiting a review aggregator like Metacritic and sorting the reviewed games by score. There’s a decent chance the titles at the bottom of that list are abysmal and best experienced in the same way as one would a plague victim — observed from a distance before burning it with fire.

A list of the “worst” games would be too easy and frankly, I haven’t played games like Vampire Rain or Shellshock 2: Blood Trails. I skipped them because I knew they wouldn’t be good. The ten we’re about to discuss were disappointing, because they were either an entry in a proven franchise, had a promising premise and/or had a talented team behind it.

The second thing I want you to know is this list isn’t in any particular order — though if it was, the following three would be the worst.

Infestation: Survival Stories (formerly known as The War Z) caused quite a stir last year when its developer, Hammerpoint Interactive, decided to release their horribly unfinished game on Steam before finding clever ways to monetize it (i.e. swindle those who purchased it for more of their money) after it claimed the top spot. As if that wasn’t bad enough, the developer marketed it using screenshots that were most definitely not captured in-game and claimed it had features it didn’t really have on its store page. That’s not all of it, but those are some of the more egregious problems.

I should also mention that all of the above it’s was enough for the game to claim the title of biggest disappointment in last year’s FEAR Awards. Awesome!

If The War Z/Infestation: Survival Stories was last year’s biggest debacle, Aliens: Colonial Marines is quite possibly the worst of 2013. It’s far from being a good game — many would argue its redeeming qualities are few and far between — but I actually enjoyed it enough to play it all the way through. Not a ringing endorsement, but that’s just about the kindest thing I can say about it.

Colonial Marines’ legacy is a long and painful one. After being in development for many years, Gearbox decided to pick it up, because it would seem their hobby is rescuing games from development limbo so they can shit on them before shitting them out for a few unsuspecting fans to pick up. Remember Duke Nukem Forever? So do I, though I really wish I didn’t. The game was plagued with some critical bugs, but the controversy didn’t really take off until after the game crawled onto retail shelves when the public quickly realized it looked worse than it did in the trailers and demos shown before its release. Sega also lied about outsourcing development of the game to multiple studios — a staggering four studios worked on different parts of it, including Gearbox, Timegate, Demiurge Studios and Nerve Software.

It’s also partially responsible for the closure of Timegate, which endured significant layoffs before filing for bankruptcy after Colonial Marines’ release.

While not nearly as controversial as the last two games, The Walking Dead: Survival Instinct is by far one of the worst games to get shat out over the last decade.

After Telltale set the bar astronomically high with their episodic series, Survival Instinct had a high bar to live up to. There was hope for it because of the fantastic source material, the ties to the TV series (don’t listen to Brad, the show is excellent) — with both Norman Reedus and Michael Rooker reprising their roles as Daryl and Merle Dixon, respectively — and the fact that it was a first person shooter published by Activision, the faceless entity that won that market this generation with Call of Duty.

Then Survival Instinct fell victim to an issue that has taken down so many other licensed games: time constraints. Activision knew the brand would sell copies, so not much of a shit was given about rushing it out way early so as to capitalize on the impending third season finale of the television series. It’s an obvious cash-grab from a developer that didn’t have enough time to introduce even the smallest amount of creativity into from a publisher that cares more about making money than it does the quality of their games.

It’s doubly disappointing because a Walking Dead game helmed by Norman Reedus and Michael Rooker could’ve been outstanding.

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Five Serial Killer Horror Movies to Watch Before ‘Longlegs’

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Pictured: 'Fallen'

Here’s what we know about Longlegs so far. It’s coming in July of 2024, it’s directed by Osgood Perkins (The Blackcoat’s Daughter), and it features Maika Monroe (It Follows) as an FBI agent who discovers a personal connection between her and a serial killer who has ties to the occult. We know that the serial killer is going to be played by none other than Nicolas Cage and that the marketing has been nothing short of cryptic excellence up to this point.

At the very least, we can assume NEON’s upcoming film is going to be a dark, horror-fueled hunt for a serial killer. With that in mind, let’s take a look at five disturbing serial killers-versus-law-enforcement stories to get us even more jacked up for Longlegs.


MEMORIES OF MURDER (2003)

This South Korean film directed by Oscar-winning director Bong Joon-ho (Parasite) is a wild ride. The film features a handful of cops who seem like total goofs investigating a serial killer who brutally murders women who are out and wearing red on rainy evenings. The cops are tired, unorganized, and border on stoner comedy levels of idiocy. The movie at first seems to have a strange level of forgiveness for these characters as they try to pin the murders on a mentally handicapped person at one point, beating him and trying to coerce him into a confession for crimes he didn’t commit. A serious cop from the big city comes down to help with the case and is able to instill order.

But still, the killer evades and provokes not only the police but an entire country as everyone becomes more unstable and paranoid with each grizzly murder and sex crime.

I’ve never seen a film with a stranger tone than Memories of Murder. A movie that deals with such serious issues but has such fallible, seemingly nonserious people at its core. As the film rolls on and more women are murdered, you realize that a lot of these faults come from men who are hopeless and desperate to catch a killer in a country that – much like in another great serial killer story, Citizen X – is doing more harm to their plight than good.

Major spoiler warning: What makes Memories of Murder somehow more haunting is that it’s loosely based on a true story. It is a story where the real-life killer hadn’t been caught at the time of the film’s release. It ends with our main character Detective Park (Song Kang-ho), now a salesman, looking hopelessly at the audience (or judgingly) as the credits roll. Over sixteen years later the killer, Lee Choon Jae, was found using DNA evidence. He was already serving a life sentence for another murder. Choon Jae even admitted to watching the film during his court case saying, “I just watched it as a movie, I had no feeling or emotion towards the movie.”

In the end, Memories of Murder is a must-see for fans of the subgenre. The film juggles an almost slapstick tone with that of a dark murder mystery and yet, in the end, works like a charm.


CURE (1997)

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If you watched 2023’s Hypnotic and thought to yourself, “A killer who hypnotizes his victims to get them to do his bidding is a pretty cool idea. I only wish it were a better movie!” Boy, do I have great news for you.

In Cure (spoilers ahead), a detective (Koji Yakusho) and forensic psychologist (Tsuyoshi Ujiki) team up to find a serial killer who’s brutally marking their victims by cutting a large “X” into their throats and chests. Not just a little “X” mind you but a big, gross, flappy one.

At each crime scene, the murderer is there and is coherent and willing to cooperate. They can remember committing the crimes but can’t remember why. Each of these murders is creepy on a cellular level because we watch the killers act out these crimes with zero emotion. They feel different than your average movie murder. Colder….meaner.

What’s going on here is that a man named Mamiya (Masato Hagiwara) is walking around and somehow manipulating people’s minds using the flame of a lighter and a strange conversational cadence to hypnotize them and convince them to murder. The detectives eventually catch him but are unable to understand the scope of what’s happening before it’s too late.

If you thought dealing with a psychopathic murderer was hard, imagine dealing with one who could convince you to go home and murder your wife. Not only is Cure amazingly filmed and edited but it has more horror elements than your average serial killer film.


MANHUNTER (1986)

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In the first-ever Hannibal Lecter story brought in front of the cameras, Detective Will Graham (William Petersen) finds his serial killers by stepping into their headspace. This is how he caught Hannibal Lecter (played here by Brian Cox), but not without paying a price. Graham became so obsessed with his cases that he ended up having a mental breakdown.

In Manhunter, Graham not only has to deal with Lecter playing psychological games with him from behind bars but a new serial killer in Francis Dolarhyde (in a legendary performance by Tom Noonan). One who likes to wear pantyhose on his head and murder entire families so that he can feel “seen” and “accepted” in their dead eyes. At one point Lecter even finds a way to gift Graham’s home address to the new killer via personal ads in a newspaper.

Michael Mann (Heat, Thief) directed a film that was far too stylish for its time but that fans and critics both would have loved today in the same way we appreciate movies like Nightcrawler or Drive. From the soundtrack to the visuals to the in-depth psychoanalysis of an insanely disturbed protagonist and the man trying to catch him. We watch Graham completely lose his shit and unravel as he takes us through the psyche of our killer. Which is as fascinating as it is fucked.

Manhunter is a classic case of a serial killer-versus-detective story where each side of the coin is tarnished in their own way when it’s all said and done. As Detective Park put it in Memories of Murder, “What kind of detective sleeps at night?”


INSOMNIA (2002)

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Maybe it’s because of the foggy atmosphere. Maybe it’s because it’s the only film in Christopher Nolan’s filmography he didn’t write as well as direct. But for some reason, Insomnia always feels forgotten about whenever we give Nolan his flowers for whatever his latest cinematic achievement is.

Whatever the case, I know it’s no fault of the quality of the film, because Insomnia is a certified serial killer classic that adds several unique layers to the detective/killer dynamic. One way to create an extreme sense of unease with a movie villain is to cast someone you’d never expect in the role, which is exactly what Nolan did by casting the hilarious and sweet Robin Williams as a manipulative child murderer. He capped that off by casting Al Pacino as the embattled detective hunting him down.

This dynamic was fascinating as Williams was creepy and clever in the role. He was subdued in a way that was never boring but believable. On the other side of it, Al Pacino felt as if he’d walked straight off the set of 1995’s Heat and onto this one. A broken and imperfect man trying to stop a far worse one.

Aside from the stellar acting, Insomnia stands out because of its unique setting and plot. Both working against the detective. The investigation is taking place in a part of Alaska where the sun never goes down. This creates a beautiful, nightmare atmosphere where by the end of it, Pacino’s character is like a Freddy Krueger victim in the leadup to their eventual, exhausted death as he runs around town trying to catch a serial killer while dealing with the debilitating effects of insomnia. Meanwhile, he’s under an internal affairs investigation for planting evidence to catch another child killer and accidentally shoots his partner who he just found out is about to testify against him. The kicker here is that the killer knows what happened that fateful day and is using it to blackmail Pacino’s character into letting him get away with his own crimes.

If this is the kind of “what would you do?” intrigue we get with the story from Longlegs? We’ll be in for a treat. Hoo-ah.


FALLEN (1998)

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Fallen may not be nearly as obscure as Memories of Murder or Cure. Hell, it boasts an all-star cast of Denzel Washington, John Goodman, Donald Sutherland, James Gandolfini, and Elias Koteas. But when you bring it up around anyone who has seen it, their ears perk up, and the word “underrated” usually follows. And when it comes to the occult tie-ins that Longlegs will allegedly have? Fallen may be the most appropriate film on this entire list.

In the movie, Detective Hobbs (Washington) catches vicious serial killer Edgar Reese (Koteas) who seems to place some sort of curse on him during Hobbs’ victory lap. After Reese is put to death via electric chair, dead bodies start popping up all over town with his M.O., eventually pointing towards Hobbs as the culprit. After all, Reese is dead. As Hobbs investigates he realizes that a fallen angel named Azazel is possessing human body after human body and using them to commit occult murders. It has its eyes fixated on him, his co-workers, and family members; wrecking their lives or flat-out murdering them one by one until the whole world is damned.

Mixing a demonic entity into a detective/serial killer story is fascinating because it puts our detective in the unsettling position of being the one who is hunted. How the hell do you stop a demon who can inhabit anyone they want with a mere touch?!

Fallen is a great mix of detective story and supernatural horror tale. Not only are we treated to Denzel Washington as the lead in a grim noir (complete with narration) as he uncovers this occult storyline, but we’re left with a pretty great “what would you do?” situation in a movie that isn’t afraid to take the story to some dark places. Especially when it comes to the way the film ends. It’s a great horror thriller in the same vein as Frailty but with a little more detective work mixed in.


Look for Longlegs in theaters on July 12, 2024.

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