A few of BD’s intrepid writers happen to be fans of rapper Kanye West (coughBRADcough), so I had to post this because it’s just way too hilarious to let slide. You see, what happened was West, during a podcast with Bret Easton Ellis, slammed Zappos and CEO Tony Hsieh, who had told West to pursue music rather than fashion. West stated, “…meanwhile, he sells all this shit product to everybody, his whole thing is based off of selling shit product.”
Zappos decided to respond in the absolute best way possible by creating a new product called “Sh-t”. And what, you may ask, is this product? Why, it just so happens to be a plunger! A plunger that costs a mere $100,000 (with free shipping, of course) and features some of the following features:
Interested in buying sh-t product? You’ve come to the right place! Here at Zappos.com, we happily sell sh-t products to everybody! This is the throne, everyone has been watching. Whether you’re #1 or #2, your clique will show no mercy, even in Paris.
The perfect gift for the man that has everything
Requires lots of “focus” for most productive use.
Zappos even made a product video, I sh-t you not! (HA! I’ll be leaving now.)
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