Prithee, my lady, hearken unto me and hear instructions on how thou shouldst prepare in the event that a lupine creature besets itself upon thee and thy companions! Or, in a more up-to-date way of phrasing it, listen up ladies because THIS is how you deal with a f*^king werewolf!
Below is a series of GIFs from Gail Carriger of Finishing Schoolbooks that document step-by-step instructions on how a prim and proper lady should handle an attack from a werewolf. The art style is very cute, fitting with the period, and the instructions very entertaining and completely satirical (especially “…A lady is never emotional in public, unless intended for manipulation of sympathies.“)
Also, don’t forget to learn How To Defend Yourself Against A Vampire!
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