[Random Scary] Black Friday Horror Montage Looks Like Real Life ‘World War Z’

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You and I haven’t met in person, we might not have even interacted online, but that doesn’t mean you don’t have a special place in my heart. Tomorrow is Black Friday. It’s an exciting day where nearly every retailer decides to discount their products to lure you in with money in hand. Sadly, for many unfortunate souls, tomorrow can be a little too exciting.

One YouTuber has compiled a few horrifying scenes that might look like outtakes from World War Z, when in fact they’re insane real-life footage captured during Black Fridays past. It’s horrifying and offers an excellent reason to stay indoors tomorrow, where you can get many of the same deals online, sans the hordes of crazy people who are totally willing to curb-stomp you for a cheap HDTV — or in the case of one terrifying scene in this video, f**king cookware.

The lesson here is to be careful if you’re planning on going out tomorrow to take advantage of a particularly enticing deal. Each and every one of you are snowflakes, and I don’t like it when strangers stomp on my snowflakes.


 
  • EvanDickson

    Don’t by ANYTHING on Black Friday

    • AzurServal

      Agreed. And might I add, don’t buy anything on Thanksgiving, either. It’s just gross that retailers chose to be open today. I’m looking forward to my family arriving, and spending the rest of the day with them… can’t imagine wanting to rush through time with people I love to drive off and buy shit. And I feel sick for the people who have to WORK today instead of spending their time with loved ones. Nothing more bloody disgusting than that.

      • djblack1313

        AzurServal, i love what you wrote. i agree w/ you 1000%.

  • djblack1313

    videos like these are what true horror is. i’m sorry but these people and how they act here is so depressing. and anyone saying the zombies in WWZ didn’t look realistic…..oh really?! LOL.

    i hope her baby is ok but i can’t help but laugh at the pregnant woman (in the first few seconds of the video) who falls in the stampede and instead of just trying to get up and out of the way, chooses to stay on the ground to put her wig/weave back on. WTF?! so it’s more important to have your wig on than it is to protect your unborn child?!!

    • doomas10

      you said it man. That’s why I loved WWZ. No differences in real life and in fiction the way the masses act! This seems so irrational howeevr. I cannot believe that people die this day, get stamped by others, run around, fight and provoke each other…just because stuff are cheap. Are they so dependent in materialistic goods that they forget everything that makes us human? Jesus

  • HorrorFancy

    Let the Hunger Games begin!

  • PatrickxJonathan

    This country is fucking pathetic. I can’t wait to finish school and move abroad.

  • Beneviolence

    Great fucking clip! The zombie parallel was very disturbing. Even more frightening is the fact that this is exactly how it would be if they discovered a terminal asteroid coming to the earth and people rushed for food and water. Understandable, but these black friday idiots are doing it for plastic shit.

  • PaigeSiobhan

    This is terrifying! I thought the new South Park episodes were exaggerating D: Being from New Zealand I had no clue this is how insane people get on Black Friday.

  • ThunderDragoon

    Psychos. So glad I’ve never went anywhere on Black Friday.

  • Pav

    It looks like Dead Rising cut-off scenes :D

  • AllNightmareLong

    For all the men & women who died in service for their country, your sacrifice will not go unnoticed # Greatest country in the world!