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[BEST & WORST ’13] The Best Performances Of 2013!!

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With 2013 being such a good year for horror films it’s only natural that there are a few great performances to celebrate as well. From intimate and personal, to hilarious, to tragic – there was a wide breadth of choices that pushed at the conventions people normally associate with the genre.

Horror films aren’t always full of one-dimensional characters being sliced and diced, there’s real humanity on display and these performances remind us of that.

Head below for The Best Performances Of 2013!

Mr. Disgusting (Best/Indie) | Evan Dickson (Best) | The Wolfman (Festival Favorites) | Patrick Cooper (Best)
Lonmonster (Best/Worst) | Lauren Taylor (Best/Worst) | Ryan Daley (Best Novels)
Best Posters | Best Performances | Best Trailers | Best Albums

Simon Pegg – The World’s End


Simon Pegg’s Gary King is funny, to be sure. He’s also the most tragic figure on this list. Hopelessly trapped in nostalgia, he’s a flat out alcoholic who has lived in the past for over half his life. The energy with which he gets his friends together for a final stab at The Golden Mile is manic, a last ditch effort to will himself into being what he was never able to leave behind. This is certainly the most personal performance of Pegg’s career (and his work with Edgar Wright from “Spaced” until now has always had a personal bent), and it’s also his most fully realized statement as a performer.

Mia Wasikowska – Stoker


Mia Wasikowka’s journey as India Stoker from innocent to… well, not so much… is one of the more complete arcs in horror cinema this year. It’s also one of the most nuanced performances of the year regardless of genre. There must have been a hell of search to cast this part, and I can’t imagine anyone pulling it off quite as well.

Elijah Wood – Maniac


Elijah Wood isn’t onscreen a whole bunch in Maniac, but that doesn’t mean he’s unable to deliver a great performance. While his character Frank is insane and a violent killer, he’s also insanely insecure and it’s kind of funny to hear his inflections as he deals with the normalized world against him. You almost feel sorry for the guy.

Patrick Wilson & Vera Farmiga – The Conjuring


Patrick Wilson and Vera Farmiga do such a great job embodying Ed and Lorraine Warren I honestly can’t wait to see them tackle another case together. It’s exciting that The Conjuring may have just launched a franchise with two cutely offbeat protagonists going from film to film solving cases. There’s a real warmth between them that plays with a specificity that takes it beyond rote shorthand for “likable.”

Ken Marino – Bad Milo!


You may think I’m joking, but I’m not. While Bad Milo is a hugely broad comedy, Ken Marino gives a heroic performance as the gastrointestinal challenged Duncan. Grounding this kind of film is hard work, you have to go smaller than everyone else around you. Marino manages to do that but remain hilarious at the same time, and he also imbues the character with a decency and internal (in more ways than one) struggle that keeps the audience invested.

Jeremy Gardner & Adam Cronheim – The Battery


I think one of the reasons The Battery engaged me as much as it did was that I couldn’t decide who I sided with most among the duo’s feuding protagonists. Jeremy Gardner’s Ben is an often abrasive pragmatist, calling out Cronheim’s more sensitive and romantic Mickey at almost every turn. Both characters represent two different ways of responding to loss and tragedy, and I’d like to think that my personal approach would fall somewhere in the middle (though, of course, I haven’t been tested on that yet). But they’re not just ciphers, they’re fully realized human beings. Gardner and Cronheim deserve major recognition for allowing them to thrive.

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‘A Haunted House’ and the Death of the Horror Spoof Movie

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Due to a complex series of anthropological mishaps, the Wayans Brothers are a huge deal in Brazil. Around these parts, White Chicks is considered a national treasure by a lot of people, so it stands to reason that Brazilian audiences would continue to accompany the Wayans’ comedic output long after North America had stopped taking them seriously as comedic titans.

This is the only reason why I originally watched Michael Tiddes and Marlon Wayans’ 2013 horror spoof A Haunted House – appropriately known as “Paranormal Inactivity” in South America – despite having abandoned this kind of movie shortly after the excellent Scary Movie 3. However, to my complete and utter amazement, I found myself mostly enjoying this unhinged parody of Found Footage films almost as much as the iconic spoofs that spear-headed the genre during the 2000s. And with Paramount having recently announced a reboot of the Scary Movie franchise, I think this is the perfect time to revisit the divisive humor of A Haunted House and maybe figure out why this kind of film hasn’t been popular in a long time.

Before we had memes and internet personalities to make fun of movie tropes for free on the internet, parody movies had been entertaining audiences with meta-humor since the very dawn of cinema. And since the genre attracted large audiences without the need for a serious budget, it made sense for studios to encourage parodies of their own productions – which is precisely what happened with Miramax when they commissioned a parody of the Scream franchise, the original Scary Movie.

The unprecedented success of the spoof (especially overseas) led to a series of sequels, spin-offs and rip-offs that came along throughout the 2000s. While some of these were still quite funny (I have a soft spot for 2008’s Superhero Movie), they ended up flooding the market much like the Guitar Hero games that plagued video game stores during that same timeframe.

You could really confuse someone by editing this scene into Paranormal Activity.

Of course, that didn’t stop Tiddes and Marlon Wayans from wanting to make another spoof meant to lampoon a sub-genre that had been mostly overlooked by the Scary Movie series – namely the second wave of Found Footage films inspired by Paranormal Activity. Wayans actually had an easier time than usual funding the picture due to the project’s Found Footage presentation, with the format allowing for a lower budget without compromising box office appeal.

In the finished film, we’re presented with supposedly real footage recovered from the home of Malcom Johnson (Wayans). The recordings themselves depict a series of unexplainable events that begin to plague his home when Kisha Davis (Essence Atkins) decides to move in, with the couple slowly realizing that the difficulties of a shared life are no match for demonic shenanigans.

In practice, this means that viewers are subjected to a series of familiar scares subverted by wacky hijinks, with the flick featuring everything from a humorous recreation of the iconic fan-camera from Paranormal Activity 3 to bizarre dance numbers replacing Katy’s late-night trances from Oren Peli’s original movie.

Your enjoyment of these antics will obviously depend on how accepting you are of Wayans’ patented brand of crass comedy. From advanced potty humor to some exaggerated racial commentary – including a clever moment where Malcom actually attempts to move out of the titular haunted house because he’s not white enough to deal with the haunting – it’s not all that surprising that the flick wound up with a 10% rating on Rotten Tomatoes despite making a killing at the box office.

However, while this isn’t my preferred kind of humor, I think the inherent limitations of Found Footage ended up curtailing the usual excesses present in this kind of parody, with the filmmakers being forced to focus on character-based comedy and a smaller scale story. This is why I mostly appreciate the love-hate rapport between Kisha and Malcom even if it wouldn’t translate to a healthy relationship in real life.

Of course, the jokes themselves can also be pretty entertaining on their own, with cartoony gags like the ghost getting high with the protagonists (complete with smoke-filled invisible lungs) and a series of silly The Exorcist homages towards the end of the movie. The major issue here is that these legitimately funny and genre-specific jokes are often accompanied by repetitive attempts at low-brow humor that you could find in any other cheap comedy.

Not a good idea.

Not only are some of these painfully drawn out “jokes” incredibly unfunny, but they can also be remarkably offensive in some cases. There are some pretty insensitive allusions to sexual assault here, as well as a collection of secondary characters defined by negative racial stereotypes (even though I chuckled heartily when the Latina maid was revealed to have been faking her poor English the entire time).

Cinephiles often claim that increasingly sloppy writing led to audiences giving up on spoof movies, but the fact is that many of the more beloved examples of the genre contain some of the same issues as later films like A Haunted House – it’s just that we as an audience have (mostly) grown up and are now demanding more from our comedy. However, this isn’t the case everywhere, as – much like the Elves from Lord of the Rings – spoof movies never really died, they simply diminished.

A Haunted House made so much money that they immediately started working on a second one that released the following year (to even worse reviews), and the same team would later collaborate once again on yet another spoof, 50 Shades of Black. This kind of film clearly still exists and still makes a lot of money (especially here in Brazil), they just don’t have the same cultural impact that they used to in a pre-social-media-humor world.

At the end of the day, A Haunted House is no comedic masterpiece, failing to live up to the laugh-out-loud thrills of films like Scary Movie 3, but it’s also not the trainwreck that most critics made it out to be back in 2013. Comedy is extremely subjective, and while the raunchy humor behind this flick definitely isn’t for everyone, I still think that this satirical romp is mostly harmless fun that might entertain Found Footage fans that don’t take themselves too seriously.

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