Someone Make Me This Awesome Alien Xenomorph Costume (Because I’m Lazy)!

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Next Halloween you too can look as incredible as the above does in his custom “Alien Xenomorph” costume.

Shared on Instructables by Mostlymade are complete instructions on how to build your own Xenomorph costume to impress your friends, and scare the hell out of your family.

The process begins with carving and painting the head, which would end with me throwing everything at the wall in frustration. The intensive process is detailed in the above link, and those of you artistic types should be able to win your local Halloween costume contest come 2014 – or at least end up in jail for driving around in it for the laughs…