“Your skin is so touchable,” he says after shooting this poor guy in the dick.
DayZ is an unforgiving game, but it’s not its undead hordes that you should worry about — it’s people like The Great Kahn. As YouTuber TheSyndicateProject quickly learns, some of the players that roam Chernarus have issues. The video is a little over 11 minutes long, but I recommend watching all of it. My favorite part comes in near the end where the guy escapes his captor only to get caught again, forcing Kahn to take inspiration from Kathy Bates in Misery.
This is, without a doubt, the best DayZ tale I’ve seen so far.