‘Edge of Tomorrow’ Banner Proves Aliens Built the Pyramids

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The pyramids were built by aliens (Xenu?!).

Village Roadshow and Warner Bros. Pictures has released a new banner for Edge of Tomorrow, which puts stars Emily Blunt up front and center with an alien pyramid (I kid, clearly). What is this, Transformers? We’ve also updated this piece with one of Tom Cruise in a battle-filled London.

The pic “unfolds in a near future in which an alien race has hit the Earth in an unrelenting assault, unbeatable by any military unit in the world.

Major William Cage (Tom Cruise) is an officer who has never seen a day of combat when he is unceremoniously dropped into what amounts to a suicide mission. Killed within minutes, Cage now finds himself inexplicably thrown into a time loop—forcing him to live out the same brutal combat over and over, fighting and dying again…and again.

But with each battle, Cage becomes able to engage the adversaries with increasing skill, alongside Special Forces warrior Rita Vrataski (Blunt). And, as Cage and Rita take the fight to the aliens, each repeated encounter gets them one step closer to defeating the enemy.

The international cast also includes Bill Paxton (Aliens, HBO’s “Big Love), Brendan Gleeson (Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 1), Noah Taylor (Lawless), Kick Gurry (Australian TV’s “Tangle), Dragomir Mrsic (Snabba Cash II), Charlotte Riley (World Without End), Jonas Armstrong (BBC TV’s “Robin Hood), Franz Drameh (Attack the Block), Masayoshi Haneda (Emperor) and Tony Way (The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo).

Liman is directing Edge of Tomorrow from a screenplay by Christopher McQuarrie and Jez Butterworth & John-Henry Butterworth, based on the novel entitled “All You Need is Kill” by Hiroshi Sakurazaka.

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  • mjm800

    I think that’s The Louvre.

  • STRIK9

    That plot sounds stupid as fuck. Unbelievable how this kinda shit by these talentless writers get greenlit in hollywood

  • Lipi

    You’re so eager to make fun of Tom Cruise that you’ve been the one
    making a fool of yourself. What a lack of culture saying the Louvre is
    an alien pyramid. Your purpose was trying people to believe that
    everything related with Tom has a connection with Scientology, but
    you’ve failed this time, man. Try to find out a bit about the subject
    next time.

  • Lipi

    Good attempt editing the article and adding the ‘I kid, clearly’.

    • mjm800

      Yeah, I caught that. It was not there in the original article. What is ‘clear’ is he thought he was so clever and but he ‘clearly’ did not reorganize The Louvre so his joke just made him look stupid. Better to just delete the article and try again rather than trying to cover a botched joke.