Connect with us

News

This Game is Terrifying and Impossible to Win

If you’ve ever gone out on the open water without a life jacket — who hasn’t? — then this game is for you. Sortie en Mer is essentially an ad for the French nautical outfitter Guy Cotten, but boy, is it effective. It’s short, free, and may very well keep you out of the water for some time. That’s right, this is the Jaws of video games, only with way less sharks. If you’d like to see how long you can last, you can play it here.

But before you do, I suggest you check out this trailer.

Woah.


4 Comments
  • Sick_skwerl

    Wait, someone who WANTS you to go into the water made this!? That’s like “Deliverance” brought to you by the Arkansas Tourism Board.

    • First off, awesome comparison. Secondly, they want you to go in the water, but not before you buy one of their life jackets. 😉

  • Tim Nuttall

    *buys 1000 lifejackets just in case I’m ever near the sea*

    Also Charles is a total dick.

  • ministry86

    I almost drowned once until I was able to drain the bathtub.

this week in horror

This Week in Horror - June 26, 2017 - The Evil Within 2, Jason...

The Evil Within 2 was shown at E3, Victor Miller is trying to get the rights back to Jason Voorhees, and Saw: Legacy has an official title! It's This Week in Horror with Whitney Moore!

Posted by Bloody Disgusting on Monday, June 26, 2017

More in News