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You’re Gonna Need a Bigger Boat (For All This ‘Jaws’ Beer)

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In celebration of the film’s 39th anniversary last month, Narragansett is giving Jaws fans another chance to Crush it Like Quint with a re-release of the 1975 version of the can seen in the horror film that made everyone terrified to enter the open water. I’m still terrified of swimming in the ocean, but that fear mostly stems from Jellyfish. I haven’t been the same since I witnessed my sister getting peed on by a life guard after she was stung on a family vacation. How do you recover from something like that? Seriously, tell me, I’d like to know.

Anyway, the special edition can will be available for a limited time this summer in 12, 18, and 30-packs. They’ll also be giving fans a chance to name and track an adopted shark, because, ya know, Jaws. If you’d like to name a random shark, you can offer some suggestions on the ‘Gansett Facebook and Twitter using the hashtag #NameTheShark.

Me? I’ll be keeping a respectable distance between me and all of Jellyfish kind.

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Post Malone Teams With Platinum Dunes & Vault Comics to Create ‘Fury Road’ Meets ‘Evil Dead’ Movie

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Pictured: Post Malone in the "Chemical" music video

Here’s an interesting one for you today. “Post Malone, Michael Bay and Brad Fuller’s Platinum Dunes, and Vault Comics have partnered to create an all-new IP universe based on an original story by the 8x diamond recording artist,” Bloody Disgusting has learned this afternoon.

What exactly does this mean? Well, the plan is for Vault Comics to launch this original genre story as a graphic novel in 2025, with Platinum Dunes developing the film adaptation.

The comic book/movie doesn’t yet have a title, but here’s what we know so far…

The official press release details today, “Blending elements of road thrillers like Mad Max: Fury Road, and demonic horror like Evil Dead, the story is set in medieval Europe, where the only thing standing in the way of the horde of demons infesting the continent is a mysterious armored 18-wheeler seemingly sent back from the heavens.”

“I’m so pumped to share this badass story with the world, and I couldn’t ask for better partners than Michael Bay and Vault to help bring this story to life,” Post Malone said in a statement.

“This is the kind of project you dream about,” said Vault CEO Damian Wassel. “We get to work with an exceptional artist at the top of his game to build a completely original story from the ground up. We have an iconic director helping to guide the creative development. We’re going to bring the world a mind-blowing graphic novel, and that’s just the beginning.”

“I love working with talented people, and Post Malone is incredibly gifted,” says Bay. “I am excited to work with him on such an intriguing idea, and when you add Vault to the mix, it raises the bar to another level. This new IP is just what the graphic world needs right now.”

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