You’re Gonna Need a Bigger Boat (For All This ‘Jaws’ Beer)

CrushItLikeQuint

In celebration of the film’s 39th anniversary last month, Narragansett is giving Jaws fans another chance to Crush it Like Quint with a re-release of the 1975 version of the can seen in the horror film that made everyone terrified to enter the open water. I’m still terrified of swimming in the ocean, but that fear mostly stems from Jellyfish. I haven’t been the same since I witnessed my sister getting peed on by a life guard after she was stung on a family vacation. How do you recover from something like that? Seriously, tell me, I’d like to know.

Anyway, the special edition can will be available for a limited time this summer in 12, 18, and 30-packs. They’ll also be giving fans a chance to name and track an adopted shark, because, ya know, Jaws. If you’d like to name a random shark, you can offer some suggestions on the ‘Gansett Facebook and Twitter using the hashtag #NameTheShark.

Me? I’ll be keeping a respectable distance between me and all of Jellyfish kind.

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Source: Narragansett
  • Sick_skwerl

    I’m naming my shark “Bruce”

  • daphnewbowden

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    Riley got an almost new red GMC Canyon just by some parttime working online
    with a laptop. visit their website F­i­s­c­a­l­p­o­s­t­.­C­O­M­

  • Gregory Miller

    You don’t get over it, Adam. You’ll spend the rest of your life savagely peeing on others, trying to find an answer that will never come.

  • Chrissie-Watkins

    I’ve always wanted to have a Jaws-themed pool party! Now I know what beer to serve.