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‘Human Centipede Part 3’ Assembled For May Release!!

The 500-person centipede has finally been assembled, and will head to prison this coming May!

Human Centipede Part 3 (Final Sequence) will be released in limited theaters and VOD platforms May 22nd, 2015 (no assembly required), EW reports.

Dieter Laser and Laurence R. Harvey, who played the villains Dr. Heiter and Martin in the first and second films, respectively, are featured. Eric Roberts, Robert LaSardo, Tommy ‘Tiny’ Lister, Bree Olson, and director Tom Six also star.

Director Tom Six has promised that the movie is “100 percent politically incorrect.”

Oh, and here’s the official plot crunch of the final Human Centipede!

Bully prison warden Bill Boss (Dieter Laser), leading a big state prison in the US of A, has a lot of problems; his prison statistically has the highest amount of prison riots, medical costs and staff turnover in the country. But foremost he is unable to get the respect he thinks he deserves from his inmates and the state Governor (Eric Roberts). He constantly fails in experimenting with different ideas for the ideal punishment to get the inmates in line, which drives him, together with the sizzling heat, completely insane.

Under threats of termination by the Governor, his loyal right hand man Dwight (Laurence R Harvey) comes up with a brilliant idea. A revolutionary idea which could change the American prison system for good and save billions of dollars. An idea based on the notorious ‘Human Centipede’ movies, that will literally and figuratively get the inmates on their knees, creating the ultimate punishment and deterrent for anyone considering a life of crime. Having nothing to lose, Bill and Dwight create a jaw-dropping 500-person prison centipede.

The new Human Centipede is going meta once again, which is awesome. I love that Six continues to put a middle finger up to critics of the first film by launching the franchise into the “real world” where absolutely terrible things happen. Bring on the 500-person ‘pede!



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59 Comments
  • Cheshire TrollCat

    Fuck this series.

  • Jay Raisanen

    Sweet!!!!!

  • TheBunkis .

    No puedon minores 12 anyos, por favor. vivi el la palancia si Quatro ?k …jeSui hjanjos ri caoataoa

    • Stitches

      Que te pasa?! Te pica el culo?

  • wehoaks

    This series makes Rob Zombie look like Hitchcock.

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    • Conan

      I think you mean the series makes Uwe Boll look like Hitchcock. 😉

      • wehoaks

        I thought a Uwe Boll and that Rob Zombie were basically the same things

        • Conan

          Rob Zombie, i feel, has vision and is a good director that gets to much hate for Halloween. Uwe Boll just sucks though he has made two movies i liked called Tunnel Rats and Rampage. But still a sucky director.

          • wehoaks

            They both suck.

          • Conan

            Well thats your opinion. 🙂

          • wehoaks

            Yes it is. Did I say otherwise?

          • WALKTER

            This isn’t even an article about RZ, I think somebody has a crush.

          • wehoaks

            That didn’t stop you from word slurping his dirty nuts. I know you’re a moron.

          • xn0

            Dieter Laser is dreamy.

          • RidleyScottIsADirector@gmail.c

            He has one trashy vision that he regurgitates over and over and over again. He’s appropriated the right amount of hate for shitting on a classic. HALLOWEEN!

            HALLOWEEN!

          • WALKTER

            Get over it numbnuts, Halloween is overrated horseshit.
            You sound jealous, fucking fanboy.

          • RidleyScottIsADirector@gmail.c

            You sound like an evil, violent, sadist moron. You have violence written all over you.

          • wehoaks

            A Rob Zombie fantard calling someone who likes the almighty original Halloween a fanboy is pure tard at its finest.

          • RidleyScottIsADirector@gmail.c

            And calling it overrated! What a vessel of stupidity.

          • wehoaks

            Clearly has no sense of what makes not only a good movie but a classic. bloooooooood and guts and tits and bloody tits is what he probably shouted at the screen.

          • Conan

            Watching his version of Halloween makes me understand how it feels like to be the last person in the Human Centipede. 😉

          • RidleyScottIsADirector@gmail.c

            I think I’d rather be the last person in the Human Centipede than watch his Halloween again.

          • Conan

            Your reply had me laughing. Bravo. 🙂

          • WALKTER

            Darfur was pretty good, especially for Uwe Boll.

  • HawtSkhot

    This is going to be absolutely horrible, but I can’t wait to watch it.

  • Daniel Anderson

    Count me in.

  • This movie is truly the dredge of modern horror.

  • Frank Lloyd Jr.

    Looking forward to seeing a trailer sometime soon.

  • ThunderDragoon

    Horrible, but I’ll watch it anyway.

  • TheTwoJakes

    The first one was sick…
    The second one was replulsive….
    Why the hell do I want to watch the 3rd one?
    I don’t know, but I will watch it anyway.

  • Feonix

    A to M, A to M…

  • Again? These shit movies are boring as hell…

    • xn0

      Well it IS about shit and sharing it with your fellow human being, 😀

  • Calavera Sonriente

    I didn’t know Tom Six was making another one O_O Must’ve been living under a rock… While I don’t judge people who like this series, it’s absolutely not for me.The first part I found really boring and the second one just disgusting. If it had been aesthetically innovative in any way, I could’ve lived with the fact that it’s a movie about feces but the series just doesn’t do anything for me.

  • zigwardScissorHands

    So this is still happening? The hype built form the first two is well and truly gone. The first two were curiosities but the insane premise got people interested, but I totally understand why as I was one of those people. Now four years later I’ve caught on and see these films have very little to offer besides being gross. Four years later its hard to give a shit about a third.

  • James Allard

    These movies just leave a shitty taste in my mouth….
    … I’ll see myself out.

    • xn0

      gnihihihihihi…

      • James Allard

        Thank you, thank you. I am available for children’s parties, have my own Pennywise costume, will travel.

        • xn0

          Excellent. Will you expose yourself inappropriately? This is a must.

          • James Allard

            Just in costume. What lies beneath, however, visibly squirms about. Snakes with fingers….

  • Guest

    ;

  • Modest Fart

    They had me at Dieter Laser…

  • Ghostface

    The last two films i just used my judgement and decided to pass on the previous films. They really aren’t my taste. They seem like strictly gore fest movies with nothing else to offer but gross special effects. Are my assumptions correct or are they worth watching? The only thing i saw was the crap eating part at the Scream awards years ago and i heard the guy in the second film masturbates with barbwire… other then that i know nothing about it.

    • Josh Waitforit Bordallo

      watch em fagg

      • Ghostface

        No, go to hell.

      • Krueg518

        The only “fagg” is you, Joshy. You asshole.

        • wehoaks

          Racist.

    • LuJr81

      The first one is definitely worth a watch. Its surprisingly pretty tame when you compare it to the second one. You can tell that Tom Six put way more effort into the first sequence. The second one is exactly what you assumed both of these films would be, a shock value gore fest, so if thats not your thing, just stay away from part 2. I really did enjoy the first one though and I’m really curious to see how this one turns out.

      • Ghostface

        Ok, thanks for the response. I have thought about seeing it off and on but those types of films aren’t really my thing. I can see them but some films do take it too far and thats when i regret watching it. I won’t name any movies but there are some gore heavy movies that do something that makes even someone like me whose desensitized go “WOW, why am i watching this piece of crap?”. I had a feeling this series would do nothing for me. I might check out the first.

  • Alanmac

    Part 1 wasn’t too bad I guess but I though part 2 was just a piece of shit made for nothing more than shock value in retaliation for part 1 being labeled so poorly. I’ll be interested to see how part 3 brings this all to a close.

  • trob6969

    I think the whole idea of sequels being based on the original movie being just a ‘movie’ in their plots is plain stupid.

    • Stitches

      I think it worked in this case. The first movie was so ridiculous and I couldn’t stand listening to the doctor rant and rave about how much of a misanthrope he is. In fact, I wish there wasn’t a first movie. HC2 would have been fine on its own.

      • trob6969

        As crazy as the original was, it still came off as a horror movie to me whereas the sequel just seemed like a disgusting flick made simply for the purpose of be repulsive with no regard to having a horror ‘feel’. Around halfway through the movie i just couldn’t get into it enough to finish watching it; and i really did try to.

        • Stitches

          That’s too bad, man. I saw it opening night in SF at some small indie theater and it was a blast.

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  • Milk

    I’m kind of excited for this. May is so soon!

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