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Make Bathtime More Interesting With These ‘Jaws’ Decals
I remember seeing Jaws when I was a wee little kid and being absolutely terrified of the water. It wasn’t just lakes and oceans, it was also pools. That’s how deep this fear went. I honestly thought that a shark would come from the deep end and eat my legs if I went swimming.
If I ever have kids, I’m going to terrorize them in the same way my parents terrorized me. Only I’m going to take it a step further and plaster a swath of these amazing Jaws decals all over the bathroom, ensuring that my little financial black hole is traumatized whenever getting cleansed or relieving their bowels. Because that’s the kind of asshole I am.
You can order your own set via the official website.
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‘Dead Mail’ Exclusive Images: SXSW Horror Movie Begins With a Blood-Stained Postal Box Delivery
One of the genre films we’re looking forward to checking out at SXSW this year is Dead Mail, written and directed by Joe DeBoer and Kyle McConaghy and premiering on March 9.
Meagan Navarro will be reviewing Dead Mail for Bloody Disgusting as part of her SXSW coverage, and she writes in her preview for the upcoming fest: “Dead Mail leans heavily into the ’80s analog aesthetic, delivering a unique crime thriller unafraid to get offbeat with its dark narrative. Expect its characters to be as atypical as Dead Mail‘s sense of style.”
In the SXSW 2024 horror film…
“On a desolate, Midwestern county road, a bound man crawls towards a remote postal box, managing to slide a blood-stained plea-for-help message into the slot before a panicking figure closes in behind him. The note makes its way to the county post office and onto the desk of Jasper, a seasoned and skilled “dead letter” investigator, responsible for investigating lost mail and returning it to its sender. As he investigates further, Jasper meets Trent, a strange yet unassuming man who has taken up residence at the men’s home where Jasper lives.
“When Trent unexpectedly shows up at Jasper’s office, it becomes clear he has a vested interest in the note, and will stop at nothing to retrieve it…”
Sterling Macer, Jr., John Fleck, Susan Priver, Micki Jackson, Tomas Boykin, and Nick Heyman star in Dead Mail. Preview the film with an exclusive image gallery below.
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