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[Review] ‘Hans Crippleton’ Plays to the Troma Crowd With Offensive Humour and Heart

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Hans Crippleton

As has been mentioned many times before by reviewers and critics, including myself, horror comedies are often the toughest films to create. And while I’ve had the pleasure of seeing some films that pulled off the balancing act well, such as the recent Patchwork. Then there are those films where the comedy tends to fall flat, like the skits in Hillbilly Horror Show. Nevertheless, comedy is always a subjective thing. What may be funny to you, might not register the same with someone else, and so on. This brings us to Jimmy Lee Combs’ Hans Crippleton: Talk to the Hans. Part faux reality show, part zombie film, Hans Crippleton at first glance seems more in line with a Troma film in terms of its brand of humour (which I never got). Nonetheless, an open mind is key for something like this. An open and inebriated mind, it turns out.

Barnaby Hunt (Andy Hankins) hosts a show called Horror Hunts, a documentary show devoted to reporting on paranormal events and personalities. This particular episode involves the Crippleton family and their farm. Hans Crippleton (Kevon Ward) is in charge of the farm, which apparently has a bit of a zombie problem. This is on top of Hans’ struggle to deal with the fame and celebrity that comes with the farm, as well as his own line of merchandise (not to mention his obvious physical and mental handicap). Other members of the family include One Legged Sis (Katie Bevard), cousin Bumpkin’s (Heath C. Heine) moonshine production, and The Doctor (Ryan Manley-Rohrer), whose experiments are ethically dubious.

Reportedly shot for $5000, the makeup, creature effects and sets are quite impressive for the money involved. Granted, you will get the blatantly obvious cheap stuff (such as Hans’ hand, most obviously). But given the ambitiousness of the crew (judging from the making-of videos on Youtube), as well as the humour involved, the cheapness again hearkens back to the Troma style of films and film effects. There’s a certain charm to these sort of things, and they shouldn’t necessarily be entirely passed off as simply being cheap.

The acting also goes in hand with the “Troma-esque” quality of the film. The cast obviously enjoyed their roles, and subsequently made for some great chemistry and interactions with each other. It’s still amateur acting, but at least they enjoyed doing it. Hankins played up the stereotypical British host Barnaby Hunt, mimicking the intonations of a BBC documentary host. Obviously, it’s a satire, so bowler hat is included. Kevon Ward pulls off the goofy inbred titular character with ease, while also selling the idea that fame has gone to Hans’ head. The rest of the cast all play to the camera realistically, just like many of the families and individuals reality TV shows that revolve around them.

Now comes that “subjectivity” part in regards to the humour. Obviously, this isn’t going to be high-brow. From the moment the film shows the home video of Hans’ birth in the field (think a puppet of a fetus being dragged by its umbilical cord), you know this is going squarely for the Troma crowd. It’s definitely playing to a certain crowd. The main problem for the film is its pacing. It’s all over the place, as is the plot. The zombie component feels very tacked on, and only comes into play in the last half hour of the film where they take a bulk of the subject matter. It doesn’t help that the film’s runtime plays to the film’s detriment. A film like this should not clock in at 100 minutes. There’s simply not enough of a plot to keep the audience’s attention, no matter how absurd or offensive the jokes get.

Hans Crippleton apes the Troma formula almost perfectly. This is either good or bad news, depending on your love of Troma films. There’s an obvious enthusiasm to be seen in the cast and crew, who clearly loved making this film. The humour, plot and effects again have that certain charm that will either have you laughing or rolling your eyes. This is certainly not a film for every horror fan, but if you enjoy this sort of humour, then there’s a good chance you’ll enjoy this one.

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“Bite Size Short: Her House of Horrors” Announce Short Grant Program!

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Her House of Horrors, the horror division of Independent Production House WOMXNOGRAPHY, has launched its Bite Size Short Grant Program, ahead of its film festival Dollhouse of Horror, which will take place in March 2025 in Los Angeles, CA.

The Bite Size Short Grant Program awards $2,000 film grants to female-identifying and queer horror filmmakers. Shorts must be able to be made for $2,000, with a minimum runtime of 8 minutes. Submissions are now open on Filmfreeway, and are being judged by a panel of horror lovers and content creators.

The 2024 Bite Size Short Grant Program judge lineup is as follows:

“James H. Carter II- A documentary director, film producer, podcaster, marketing specialist, and writer. James is the founder and co-owner of Creepy Kingdom. Creepy Kingdom was founded in 2011 and is a multimedia website, and production studio specializing in creepy content. Their primary focus lies at the intersection of childlike fantasy and the macabre, covering horror films, theme parks, haunts, and much more. Beyond their extensive media coverage, Creepy Kingdom hosts events, offers original merchandise, and engages in film production under the Creepy Kingdom Studios brand producing original films like “Foolish Mortals”, exploring Disney’s “Haunted Mansion” fan culture, and “Georgie”, featuring Tony Dakota from the original “It” miniseries.

“In addition to founding Creepy Kingdom, James has won awards for his documentary work, including the award-winning “Foolish Mortals,” which has earned him recognition. He has been featured on Freeform’s 31 Nights of Halloween special.

“Ashleeta Beauchamp is the editor-in-chief of Peek-A-Boo! Magazine, a cheeky horror magazine created to uplift marginalized writers, artists, models and other creators within the horror community. She also runs The Halloween Coalition, a community group to provide support and marketing for horror and Halloween events around the Southern California area.

“Titeanya Rodríguez is a multi-hyphenate creative, and the founder and owner of HER HOUSE OF HORRORS, home of DOLLHOUSE OF HORROR and the horror division of WOMXNOGRAPHY. As a fellow storyteller and a self-proclaimed artivist, Titeanya’s mission is to create opportunities for women of color and queer women, across film, tv, sports, music, and beyond. She is also the creator of the BITE SIZE SHORT grant program.”

Winners will have a one-night theatrical screening at Regal Cinemas. Submissions Close April 8 at Midnight. Winners will be announced on May 27, 2024. Shorts must be shot and through post-production by June 30, 2024. The screening will take place on July 8, 2024, in Los Angeles, CA.

WOMXNOGRAPHY, HER HOUSE OF HORRORS, and Rodriguez are represented by Azhar PR, Granderson Des Rochers, and Kinsella Holley Iser Kump Steinsapir.

To submit your short to the Bite Size Short Grant Program, go to the FilmFreeway link here.

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