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The Craziest Thing You’ve Probably Never Noticed About ‘Friday the 13th Part 2’

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Did you revisit Friday the 13th Part 2 this past Friday the 13th? We bet you didn’t notice this.

Before cutting ahead to several years after the events of the original classic, 1981 sequel Friday the 13th Part 2 first provides us with a little insight into what Alice Hardy’s life is like in the immediate wake of her being forced to decapitate the vengeful Mrs. Voorhees. In the film’s opening sequence, which is set just a couple months after Pamela’s murder spree, Jason breaks into a still-traumatized Alice’s apartment and makes quick work of her, first reminding her of what she did to his mother (not that she could ever forget) and then sticking an ice pick into her temple. Just like that, the first film’s final girl uneventfully takes her final breath.

Five years later, a new group of counselors arrive at Crystal Lake, and as we learn courtesy of a campfire story told by Paul Holt, Alice Hardy had mysteriously vanished two months after surviving her hellish ordeal on that fateful Friday the 13th. Of course, we know what the police do not – Alice’s isn’t “missing” so much as she is dead – but Paul’s spooky tale does indicate that Alice’s body was never found. In other words, Jason didn’t just kill her and leave her corpse in her apartment, but rather he must’ve disposed of it in some way. So what the hell did he do with it?

If you’re paying VERY close attention, the film goes on to subtly answer that question.

Towards the end of Friday the 13th Part 2, Ginny Field stumbles into Jason’s dilapidated shack out in the woods, and there she discovers that the masked maniac has kept his mom’s severed head all these years. Furthermore, he has used his mother’s head as the centerpiece of a tribute to her, and you may have spotted that a couple freshly-killed bodies surround the altar – namely, the corpses of Terry and the cop who had found Jason’s shack earlier in the film. But there’s another dead body that’s positioned front and center, and it’s clear that the victim has been dead a whole lot longer than the others.

The camera doesn’t linger on it for more than a couple seconds, but if you freeze frame at just the right moment, you’ll see that the corpse at the base of Mrs. Voorhees’ altar has something sticking out of its head. Embedded into the weathered and worn skull is what certainly appears to be an ice pick, and wouldn’t you know it, it’s sticking out of the exact spot where Alice Hardy was stabbed years prior.

Yes, five years after murdering her, Jason is still in possession of Alice’s corpse, and in a bizarre tribute to his mother, he has made it a part of the very same altar that proudly displays Pamela’s head. Putting yourself in Jason’s mindset for just a minute, it actually makes perfect sense, with Pamela’s killer being offered up to her in the afterlife. It’s still unclear how far Jason traveled to track down and kill Alice, and the thought of him hitching a ride on the Greyhound is nothing if not a humorous one, but there’s something sweet about him getting revenge and then presenting his kill to his mommy, isn’t there?

I’m kidding. It’s totally sick and creepy.

Did you ever notice this?!

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Writer in the horror community since 2008. Editor in Chief of Bloody Disgusting. Owns Eli Roth's prop corpse from Piranha 3D. Has four awesome cats. Still plays with toys.

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‘A Haunted House’ and the Death of the Horror Spoof Movie

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Due to a complex series of anthropological mishaps, the Wayans Brothers are a huge deal in Brazil. Around these parts, White Chicks is considered a national treasure by a lot of people, so it stands to reason that Brazilian audiences would continue to accompany the Wayans’ comedic output long after North America had stopped taking them seriously as comedic titans.

This is the only reason why I originally watched Michael Tiddes and Marlon Wayans’ 2013 horror spoof A Haunted House – appropriately known as “Paranormal Inactivity” in South America – despite having abandoned this kind of movie shortly after the excellent Scary Movie 3. However, to my complete and utter amazement, I found myself mostly enjoying this unhinged parody of Found Footage films almost as much as the iconic spoofs that spear-headed the genre during the 2000s. And with Paramount having recently announced a reboot of the Scary Movie franchise, I think this is the perfect time to revisit the divisive humor of A Haunted House and maybe figure out why this kind of film hasn’t been popular in a long time.

Before we had memes and internet personalities to make fun of movie tropes for free on the internet, parody movies had been entertaining audiences with meta-humor since the very dawn of cinema. And since the genre attracted large audiences without the need for a serious budget, it made sense for studios to encourage parodies of their own productions – which is precisely what happened with Miramax when they commissioned a parody of the Scream franchise, the original Scary Movie.

The unprecedented success of the spoof (especially overseas) led to a series of sequels, spin-offs and rip-offs that came along throughout the 2000s. While some of these were still quite funny (I have a soft spot for 2008’s Superhero Movie), they ended up flooding the market much like the Guitar Hero games that plagued video game stores during that same timeframe.

You could really confuse someone by editing this scene into Paranormal Activity.

Of course, that didn’t stop Tiddes and Marlon Wayans from wanting to make another spoof meant to lampoon a sub-genre that had been mostly overlooked by the Scary Movie series – namely the second wave of Found Footage films inspired by Paranormal Activity. Wayans actually had an easier time than usual funding the picture due to the project’s Found Footage presentation, with the format allowing for a lower budget without compromising box office appeal.

In the finished film, we’re presented with supposedly real footage recovered from the home of Malcom Johnson (Wayans). The recordings themselves depict a series of unexplainable events that begin to plague his home when Kisha Davis (Essence Atkins) decides to move in, with the couple slowly realizing that the difficulties of a shared life are no match for demonic shenanigans.

In practice, this means that viewers are subjected to a series of familiar scares subverted by wacky hijinks, with the flick featuring everything from a humorous recreation of the iconic fan-camera from Paranormal Activity 3 to bizarre dance numbers replacing Katy’s late-night trances from Oren Peli’s original movie.

Your enjoyment of these antics will obviously depend on how accepting you are of Wayans’ patented brand of crass comedy. From advanced potty humor to some exaggerated racial commentary – including a clever moment where Malcom actually attempts to move out of the titular haunted house because he’s not white enough to deal with the haunting – it’s not all that surprising that the flick wound up with a 10% rating on Rotten Tomatoes despite making a killing at the box office.

However, while this isn’t my preferred kind of humor, I think the inherent limitations of Found Footage ended up curtailing the usual excesses present in this kind of parody, with the filmmakers being forced to focus on character-based comedy and a smaller scale story. This is why I mostly appreciate the love-hate rapport between Kisha and Malcom even if it wouldn’t translate to a healthy relationship in real life.

Of course, the jokes themselves can also be pretty entertaining on their own, with cartoony gags like the ghost getting high with the protagonists (complete with smoke-filled invisible lungs) and a series of silly The Exorcist homages towards the end of the movie. The major issue here is that these legitimately funny and genre-specific jokes are often accompanied by repetitive attempts at low-brow humor that you could find in any other cheap comedy.

Not a good idea.

Not only are some of these painfully drawn out “jokes” incredibly unfunny, but they can also be remarkably offensive in some cases. There are some pretty insensitive allusions to sexual assault here, as well as a collection of secondary characters defined by negative racial stereotypes (even though I chuckled heartily when the Latina maid was revealed to have been faking her poor English the entire time).

Cinephiles often claim that increasingly sloppy writing led to audiences giving up on spoof movies, but the fact is that many of the more beloved examples of the genre contain some of the same issues as later films like A Haunted House – it’s just that we as an audience have (mostly) grown up and are now demanding more from our comedy. However, this isn’t the case everywhere, as – much like the Elves from Lord of the Rings – spoof movies never really died, they simply diminished.

A Haunted House made so much money that they immediately started working on a second one that released the following year (to even worse reviews), and the same team would later collaborate once again on yet another spoof, 50 Shades of Black. This kind of film clearly still exists and still makes a lot of money (especially here in Brazil), they just don’t have the same cultural impact that they used to in a pre-social-media-humor world.

At the end of the day, A Haunted House is no comedic masterpiece, failing to live up to the laugh-out-loud thrills of films like Scary Movie 3, but it’s also not the trainwreck that most critics made it out to be back in 2013. Comedy is extremely subjective, and while the raunchy humor behind this flick definitely isn’t for everyone, I still think that this satirical romp is mostly harmless fun that might entertain Found Footage fans that don’t take themselves too seriously.

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