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What Horror Movies Still Scare You When Watched During the Day?

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We’ve all heard at some point in our lives that something needs to be done in the “proper way”. Maybe it’s how we cook a meal, maybe it’s how we tie a tie, or maybe it’s even how we engage in our post-pooping techniques. Whatever it is, there are some things that are deemed sacred in how they’re performed.

For example, when one thinks on how to watch a horror movie, one of the biggest suggestions/recommendations/requirements (whatever you want to call it) is that the film should be watched in as near total darkness as possible. Preferably, the only source of light should be the TV itself. But what happens when the urge to watch a horror movie strikes at 2pm on a Saturday and the sun is shining brightly through your blinds?

Well, in my opinion there’s nothing wrong with popping in that movie right then and there! After all, just because it’s daytime, that doesn’t mean the movie can’t still affect you. In fact, some fantastic horror movies take place either during the day or have lots of terrifying segments when the sun is still in the sky.

So, let’s talk about these movies! I’m going to list a few movies that still creep me out even if I watch them during the day and then I want you to share some of yours with me in the comments!

Halloween

John Carpenter’s slasher is a classic for a very good reason. Hailed as one of the very best around, the film that brought Michael Myers to life is terrifying in that it takes its time building up to an explosive third act. Every minute of the movie oozes with dread and suspense, making it a movie that will always give me goosebumps no matter what time of the day I watch it.

The Shining

Nearly every segment of this film takes place during the day. It’s only really in the finale that the terror comes bursting out of the darkness, when the Overlook Hotel seems to loom and stir like some awakening monstrosity. Just thinking about this movie gives me the heebie-jeebies.

Night of the Living Dead

True story: The first time I watched this movie, it was a beautiful Sunday afternoon in summer. There was this gorgeous cerulean sky with white puffball clouds lazily floating, being urged along by a gentle breeze that carried the scent of flowers and trees. One of those perfect summer days that you dream about in the dead of winter.

So, clearly it’s the perfect day to watch a horror movie, right? I popped this in to see what all the fuss was about and, approximately 90 minutes later, I was practically shitting myself. I’m talking pure paranoid fear was coursing through my veins. I was looking out the window into the trees in our backyard to see if any zombies were shuffling and shambling towards our home. I was trying to figure out what to do about the rooms that had door walls. I’m not joking when I say my reaction was akin to those who freaked out about Y2K and the apocalypse that was attached to it. To this day, the movie still unsettles me to the core.

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‘A Haunted House’ and the Death of the Horror Spoof Movie

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Due to a complex series of anthropological mishaps, the Wayans Brothers are a huge deal in Brazil. Around these parts, White Chicks is considered a national treasure by a lot of people, so it stands to reason that Brazilian audiences would continue to accompany the Wayans’ comedic output long after North America had stopped taking them seriously as comedic titans.

This is the only reason why I originally watched Michael Tiddes and Marlon Wayans’ 2013 horror spoof A Haunted House – appropriately known as “Paranormal Inactivity” in South America – despite having abandoned this kind of movie shortly after the excellent Scary Movie 3. However, to my complete and utter amazement, I found myself mostly enjoying this unhinged parody of Found Footage films almost as much as the iconic spoofs that spear-headed the genre during the 2000s. And with Paramount having recently announced a reboot of the Scary Movie franchise, I think this is the perfect time to revisit the divisive humor of A Haunted House and maybe figure out why this kind of film hasn’t been popular in a long time.

Before we had memes and internet personalities to make fun of movie tropes for free on the internet, parody movies had been entertaining audiences with meta-humor since the very dawn of cinema. And since the genre attracted large audiences without the need for a serious budget, it made sense for studios to encourage parodies of their own productions – which is precisely what happened with Miramax when they commissioned a parody of the Scream franchise, the original Scary Movie.

The unprecedented success of the spoof (especially overseas) led to a series of sequels, spin-offs and rip-offs that came along throughout the 2000s. While some of these were still quite funny (I have a soft spot for 2008’s Superhero Movie), they ended up flooding the market much like the Guitar Hero games that plagued video game stores during that same timeframe.

You could really confuse someone by editing this scene into Paranormal Activity.

Of course, that didn’t stop Tiddes and Marlon Wayans from wanting to make another spoof meant to lampoon a sub-genre that had been mostly overlooked by the Scary Movie series – namely the second wave of Found Footage films inspired by Paranormal Activity. Wayans actually had an easier time than usual funding the picture due to the project’s Found Footage presentation, with the format allowing for a lower budget without compromising box office appeal.

In the finished film, we’re presented with supposedly real footage recovered from the home of Malcom Johnson (Wayans). The recordings themselves depict a series of unexplainable events that begin to plague his home when Kisha Davis (Essence Atkins) decides to move in, with the couple slowly realizing that the difficulties of a shared life are no match for demonic shenanigans.

In practice, this means that viewers are subjected to a series of familiar scares subverted by wacky hijinks, with the flick featuring everything from a humorous recreation of the iconic fan-camera from Paranormal Activity 3 to bizarre dance numbers replacing Katy’s late-night trances from Oren Peli’s original movie.

Your enjoyment of these antics will obviously depend on how accepting you are of Wayans’ patented brand of crass comedy. From advanced potty humor to some exaggerated racial commentary – including a clever moment where Malcom actually attempts to move out of the titular haunted house because he’s not white enough to deal with the haunting – it’s not all that surprising that the flick wound up with a 10% rating on Rotten Tomatoes despite making a killing at the box office.

However, while this isn’t my preferred kind of humor, I think the inherent limitations of Found Footage ended up curtailing the usual excesses present in this kind of parody, with the filmmakers being forced to focus on character-based comedy and a smaller scale story. This is why I mostly appreciate the love-hate rapport between Kisha and Malcom even if it wouldn’t translate to a healthy relationship in real life.

Of course, the jokes themselves can also be pretty entertaining on their own, with cartoony gags like the ghost getting high with the protagonists (complete with smoke-filled invisible lungs) and a series of silly The Exorcist homages towards the end of the movie. The major issue here is that these legitimately funny and genre-specific jokes are often accompanied by repetitive attempts at low-brow humor that you could find in any other cheap comedy.

Not a good idea.

Not only are some of these painfully drawn out “jokes” incredibly unfunny, but they can also be remarkably offensive in some cases. There are some pretty insensitive allusions to sexual assault here, as well as a collection of secondary characters defined by negative racial stereotypes (even though I chuckled heartily when the Latina maid was revealed to have been faking her poor English the entire time).

Cinephiles often claim that increasingly sloppy writing led to audiences giving up on spoof movies, but the fact is that many of the more beloved examples of the genre contain some of the same issues as later films like A Haunted House – it’s just that we as an audience have (mostly) grown up and are now demanding more from our comedy. However, this isn’t the case everywhere, as – much like the Elves from Lord of the Rings – spoof movies never really died, they simply diminished.

A Haunted House made so much money that they immediately started working on a second one that released the following year (to even worse reviews), and the same team would later collaborate once again on yet another spoof, 50 Shades of Black. This kind of film clearly still exists and still makes a lot of money (especially here in Brazil), they just don’t have the same cultural impact that they used to in a pre-social-media-humor world.

At the end of the day, A Haunted House is no comedic masterpiece, failing to live up to the laugh-out-loud thrills of films like Scary Movie 3, but it’s also not the trainwreck that most critics made it out to be back in 2013. Comedy is extremely subjective, and while the raunchy humor behind this flick definitely isn’t for everyone, I still think that this satirical romp is mostly harmless fun that might entertain Found Footage fans that don’t take themselves too seriously.

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