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John Carpenter Hammers Nail in Coffin of Scary Clown Craze; “These People Are Idiots”

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The clowns are taking over. And John Carpenter isn’t having any of it.

Unless you’ve been living under a rock, you’re surely aware by now that the world is currently fascinated by two things in equal measure: scary clowns and, of course, Ken Bone. We’re here to talk about the former, so if you were hoping for a post about Ken Bone, we are deeply sorry. But we’re pretty sure John Carpenter has had enough of his shenanigans too.

So those clowns. People all over the world are dressing up as creepy clowns and terrorizing non-clowns, and things have gotten so out of hand that arrests have been made, shootings have occurred, and people are starting to get hurt. What started out as fun and games has quickly turned into a troubling epidemic, and though he may be a master at scaring the hell out of people, John Carpenter just doesn’t find any amusement in the whole thing.

Speaking with Evening Standard, Carpenter just lashed out at the clowns.

It’s getting ridiculous. These people are idiots,” said Carpenter. “I guess I understand what they’re trying to do in trying to scare people, but it’s not right to run at people with a chainsaw. That’s not funny — it’s dangerous. I was visiting a friend in the emergency room and the curtain parted next to me, and this guy had been using a chainsaw on a tree stump and it hit something and bounced into his face. He was just about alive but man he was in pain. They were working on him trying to clean up the wound. Kids should put the chainsaws down.”

It’s a really scary world were living in,” he later added.

When John Carpenter says it’s time to stop, I’m thinking it’s time to stop.

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Writer in the horror community since 2008. Editor in Chief of Bloody Disgusting. Owns Eli Roth's prop corpse from Piranha 3D. Has four awesome cats. Still plays with toys.

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AreYouWatching.com: ‘The Watchers’ Interactive Website Is Full of Creepy Easter Eggs

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Are you watching? Ishana Night Shyamalan has clearly been paying attention to her father, M. Night Shyamalan. Not only is she following in his footsteps as a filmmaker, but she’s also embracing a similar mystique surrounding her work.

The new trailer for her feature directorial debut, The Watchers, gives viewers a taste of what’s in store. AreYouWatching.com has launched with even more clues.

Visit the site to join the mysterious creatures that lurk in the Irish forest as you observe a shelter. From the time the sun sets at 7:30 PM until it rises at 5:55 AM, four strangers played by Dakota Fanning, Georgina Campbell, Oliver Finnegan, and Olwen Fouere can be seen trapped inside.

You’ll find several interactive items. Click on the gramophone to set the mood with some spooky music. Tap on the birdcage to hear an ominous message from the parrot inside: “I’m going out, try not to die.” Press on the TV to watch clips from a fake reality show called Lair of Love. And if you tap on the window during the daytime … they’ll tap back.

There are also Easter eggs hidden at specific times. We’ve discovered three: a disorienting shot of Fanning’s character’s car at 5:52 PM, a closer view of the captives at 11:11 PM, and a glimpse of monitors at 12:46 AM. Let us know if you find any more in the comments…

The Watchers opens in theaters on June 14 via New Line Cinema. Ishana Night Shyamalan writes and directs, based on the 2022 novel of the same name by A.M. Shine. M. Night Shyamalan produces.

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