I hate when we’re told to sit on a scoop and someone else breaks the fantastic story. Today Dread Central beat us to the punch in announcing that New Line Cinema will be releasing a remake to Wes Craven’s truly disturbing Last House on the Left. Mark Haslett will be penning the remake. What Dread Central didn’t tell you is that the script is still quite brutal, but missing some key moments in the original (ie a little penis biting anyone?) You can read Dread Central report here. In Last House, a gang of rapists and murderers unknowingly seeks refuge with the parents of one of their victims.