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Rosencrantz & Guildenstern are Undead (limited)

“The problem with Rosencranz and Guildenstern Are Undead is that it’s good, but not that good… Sure, it’s as likable a movie as you‘ll ever see, but when compared to a horror/comedy juggernaut like Shawn of the Dead, it doesn‘t look like the coolest girl at the prom any more.”

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Rosencranz and Guildenstern Are Undead is easily one of the most straight-up affable movies I’ve seen in years. It’s as cordial and agreeable as that one Asian friend you had in high school who laughed at all your stupid jokes. It’s a movie that just begs you to stick around for awhile, to pull up a chair and partake of the rib-nudging good time it possibly has to offer. I’m not saying it’s an unprecedented, gut-busting piece of horror/comedy. Oh no. But it smiles and chuckles at you in a way that makes you want to wrap your arm around its shoulder and hold it close.

According to the logic-defying script, our hero Julian–despite living with his parents and being unemployed–is purportedly an unrivaled lady-killer. (Seriously, naked skinny chicks appear in his bed more often than dust mites.) Desperate for a job, Julian responds to a newspaper ad (“Off-Broadway production of Hamlet seeks young, controllable, human theater director“) and is promptly hired to direct the vampire-riddled production.

That’s right, the theater owner, Theo (an almost unrecognizable John Ventimiglia, the dude who played The Sopranos Artie Bucco), is a centuries-old vampire, with plans to convert the entire Hamlet cast into undead bloodsuckers before the theatrical run is over. With his ghostly pallor and constant questions about the blood purity of potential cast members, Theo’s vampiric nature is obvious to everyone but the film‘s characters, who remain blissfully, amusingly oblivious.

Genre semi-regular Kris Lemche (Ginger Snaps, Final Destination 3 and Devon Aoki (super hot, as always) help fill out the cast as Julian’s best friend and ex-girlfriend, respectively. A game-for-anything Ralph Macchio is also on hand as a possible mobster, while Jeremy Sisto–whose appearance in Rosencranz suggests the repaying of a pre-Hollywood debt–gets in about eight minutes of screen time as a bored-looking police detective. With the exception of Sisto, the cast seems to be having a blast with the deadpan script, and their enthusiasm is infectious. (Lemche in particular has always had the ability to crack me right the hell up.)

The problem with Rosencranz and Guildenstern Are Undead is that it’s good, but not that good. Although its premise is rooted in horror, writer/director Jordan Galland’s plot-lite screenplay is primarily a dialogue-driven comedy, with almost all of the its violence taking place off-screen. Which makes it hard to recommend to horror fans. And though it’s generally entertaining, the film’s wit admittedly comes in fits and starts. Sure, it’s as likable a movie as you‘ll ever see, but when compared to a horror/comedy juggernaut like Shawn of the Dead, it doesn‘t look like the coolest girl at the prom any more. Sense of humor trumps personality, every time.

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Julia Garner Joins Horror Movie ‘Weapons’ from the Director of ‘Barbarian’

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'Apartment 7A' - Filming Wraps on ‘Relic’ Director's Next Starring “Ozark’s” Julia Garner!
Pictured: Julia Garner in 'We Are What We Are'

In addition to Leigh Whannell’s upcoming Universal Monsters movie Wolf Man, Julia Garner (The Royal Hotel) has also joined the cast of Weapons, THR has announced tonight.

Weapons is the new horror movie from New Line Cinema and director Zach Cregger (Barbarian), with Julia Garner joining the previously announced Josh Brolin (Dune 2).

The upcoming Weapons is from writer/director Zach Cregger, who will also produce alongside his Barbarian producing team: Roy Lee of Vertigo and J.D. Lifshitz and Raphael Margules of BoulderLight Pictures. Vertigo’s Miri Yoon also produces.

The Hollywood Reporter teases, “Plot details for Weapons are being kept holstered but it is described as a multi and inter-related story horror epic that tonally is in the vein of Magnolia, the 1999 actor-crammed showcase from filmmaker Paul Thomas Anderson.”

Cregger was a founding member and writer for the New York comedy troupe “The Whitest Kids U’Know,” which he started while attending The School of Visual Arts. The award-winning group’s self-titled sketch comedy show ran for five seasons on IFC-TV and Fuse. He was also a series regular on Jimmy Fallon’s NBC series “Guys with Kids” and the TBS hit series “Wrecked,” and was featured in a recurring role on the NBC series “About a Boy.”

Weapons will be distributed worldwide by Warner Bros. Pictures.

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