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Silent Night, Deadly Night 3: Better Watch Out!

“SNDN3 is probably about a half-star better than the notorious SNDN2, which is everyone’s favorite sequel because it’s made of about 36 minutes of footage from the first film. I know it’s not saying a lot, but I think what makes part 3 a bit more bearable isn’t the new story, it’s the IMDB loving cast, which will have you Googling for hours on end just to reminisce about that one time Robert Culp was on The Famous Teddy Z.

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Silent Night, Deadly Night III is like one of those “films of the lost actor”. It exists as something you watch later and then smack yourself in the face, when people pop up on screen.

The film is also the final production in the original cycle to focus on the character of “Santa Claus Killer” Ricky Caldwell. This time Ricky (now played by genre veteran Bill Mosley) is a comatose hospital patient who is being used in a whacked out science experiment by a nefarious Doctor (Richard Beymer) to determine if Laura–a young, blind, psychic (and Jennifer Connolly look-a-like Samantha Scully) can communicate with the killer. Unfortunately for Laura she has no idea what the Doc is up to. She also doesn’t know who Ricky is or that she’s even inside his twisted mind (which plays flashback to the first film….as if the legendary Part 2 didn’t provide enough). It isn’t too long before tweaking with Ricky’s memories causes the crazy to wake up from his 6-year coma and start slicing and dicing the hospital staff. His only goal…to find Laura–whose off to Grandmother’s house with her brother and girlfriend. And, in a Little Red Riding Hood twist, guess who gets to Grandma first?

So, like I said, this is one of those great casts that only exist in bad movies from the 1980’s. But what really sets SNDN3 apart from the rest is who’s driving the bus. Yeah, SNDN3 is directed by none other than 1970’s Grindhouse auteur Monte “Two-Lane Blacktop” Hellman. Hellman, who made a name for himself directing off-beat cult classics like the aforementioned dragster flick, must have really been scraping the bottom of the barrel. In fact, this film is so shameful a mark on the man’s career that it’s almost unfathomable to believe that just 3 years later he could have pulled himself back up by his bootstraps to produce Quentin Tarantino’s feature film debut, Reservoir Dogs. But let’s get back to the cast for a second…

In front of the camera, Hellman directs West Side Story star and later Twin Peaks character-actor Richard Beymer as the evil doctor. I’m beginning to wonder if David Lynch was a fan of this movie, because in addition to Beymer, he also grabbed SNDN3 alumni (and former Miss USA) Laura Harring, for roles in Mulholland Drive and Inland Empire. Harring whose career has taken a huge turn toward the respectable with the Lynch films also appeared in 2007’s Love in the Time of Cholera. Later, Robert Culp (The Greatest American Hero, amongst about 100 other TV shows) shows up to round out this strange cast, as the seasoned Lt. Connely (who claims to have been witness to Ricky’s supposed first death). Of course Mosley (whose only line of dialogue in the entire film is to breath “Laaaauuuurrra” ) has gone on to even more steady work in the horror genre, and hardly needs his credits listed here. But, what’s most surprising is that SNDN3 is sandwiched right smack dab in the middle of the Alpha and Omega of star Samantha Scully’s film career. That’s right, the very attractive lead in this film, made only 2 other flicks, 1987’s no budget schlockfest Bloodsuckers, directed by my favorite hack Ulli Lommel and 1989’s Eric Robert’s “Van Damme wannabe” flick Best of the Best. Sorry to see you go Samantha, but that’s quite a trilogy of crap you’ve left behind.

If I had anything interesting to say about SNDN3, I’m sure I wouldn’t have spent the last 300 words talking about what the cast and crew have been up to before and after this film. The truth is, SNDN3 is just all kinds of dull and mediocre. It’s crazy psuedo-science makes no logical sense. After 1987’s Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors and 1988’s Friday the 13th Part VII: The New Blood , the producers must have thought psychics were big box office! The effects work is tragic. The half-fishbowl bubble replete with exposed brain and blinking lights that is screwed into the top of Ricky’s skull is laughable, even before his attempts to hide it with a stocking cap! Everyone looks like they wish they were anywhere else other than making this movie. It’s got lapses of logic that you could only write off by saying “well…the blind girl wouldn’t be able to see it”. For example, in a very Wait Until Dark moment, blind Laura busts a light bulb so she can fight off Ricky in the dark. Oops, except for those 10,000 watts of white hot beams, blasting down the stair case and lighting up the room like it was a…er…um…Christmas tree. Don’t worry sweetie, I’m sure he won’t see you now.

SNDN3 is probably about a half-star better than the notorious SNDN2, which is everyone’s favorite sequel because it’s made of about 36 minutes of footage from the first film. I know it’s not saying a lot, but I think what makes part 3 a bit more bearable isn’t the new story, it’s the IMDB loving cast, which will have you Googling for hours on end just to reminisce about that one time Robert Culp was on The Famous Teddy Z.

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Five Serial Killer Horror Movies to Watch Before ‘Longlegs’

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Pictured: 'Fallen'

Here’s what we know about Longlegs so far. It’s coming in July of 2024, it’s directed by Osgood Perkins (The Blackcoat’s Daughter), and it features Maika Monroe (It Follows) as an FBI agent who discovers a personal connection between her and a serial killer who has ties to the occult. We know that the serial killer is going to be played by none other than Nicolas Cage and that the marketing has been nothing short of cryptic excellence up to this point.

At the very least, we can assume NEON’s upcoming film is going to be a dark, horror-fueled hunt for a serial killer. With that in mind, let’s take a look at five disturbing serial killers-versus-law-enforcement stories to get us even more jacked up for Longlegs.


MEMORIES OF MURDER (2003)

This South Korean film directed by Oscar-winning director Bong Joon-ho (Parasite) is a wild ride. The film features a handful of cops who seem like total goofs investigating a serial killer who brutally murders women who are out and wearing red on rainy evenings. The cops are tired, unorganized, and border on stoner comedy levels of idiocy. The movie at first seems to have a strange level of forgiveness for these characters as they try to pin the murders on a mentally handicapped person at one point, beating him and trying to coerce him into a confession for crimes he didn’t commit. A serious cop from the big city comes down to help with the case and is able to instill order.

But still, the killer evades and provokes not only the police but an entire country as everyone becomes more unstable and paranoid with each grizzly murder and sex crime.

I’ve never seen a film with a stranger tone than Memories of Murder. A movie that deals with such serious issues but has such fallible, seemingly nonserious people at its core. As the film rolls on and more women are murdered, you realize that a lot of these faults come from men who are hopeless and desperate to catch a killer in a country that – much like in another great serial killer story, Citizen X – is doing more harm to their plight than good.

Major spoiler warning: What makes Memories of Murder somehow more haunting is that it’s loosely based on a true story. It is a story where the real-life killer hadn’t been caught at the time of the film’s release. It ends with our main character Detective Park (Song Kang-ho), now a salesman, looking hopelessly at the audience (or judgingly) as the credits roll. Over sixteen years later the killer, Lee Choon Jae, was found using DNA evidence. He was already serving a life sentence for another murder. Choon Jae even admitted to watching the film during his court case saying, “I just watched it as a movie, I had no feeling or emotion towards the movie.”

In the end, Memories of Murder is a must-see for fans of the subgenre. The film juggles an almost slapstick tone with that of a dark murder mystery and yet, in the end, works like a charm.


CURE (1997)

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If you watched 2023’s Hypnotic and thought to yourself, “A killer who hypnotizes his victims to get them to do his bidding is a pretty cool idea. I only wish it were a better movie!” Boy, do I have great news for you.

In Cure (spoilers ahead), a detective (Koji Yakusho) and forensic psychologist (Tsuyoshi Ujiki) team up to find a serial killer who’s brutally marking their victims by cutting a large “X” into their throats and chests. Not just a little “X” mind you but a big, gross, flappy one.

At each crime scene, the murderer is there and is coherent and willing to cooperate. They can remember committing the crimes but can’t remember why. Each of these murders is creepy on a cellular level because we watch the killers act out these crimes with zero emotion. They feel different than your average movie murder. Colder….meaner.

What’s going on here is that a man named Mamiya (Masato Hagiwara) is walking around and somehow manipulating people’s minds using the flame of a lighter and a strange conversational cadence to hypnotize them and convince them to murder. The detectives eventually catch him but are unable to understand the scope of what’s happening before it’s too late.

If you thought dealing with a psychopathic murderer was hard, imagine dealing with one who could convince you to go home and murder your wife. Not only is Cure amazingly filmed and edited but it has more horror elements than your average serial killer film.


MANHUNTER (1986)

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In the first-ever Hannibal Lecter story brought in front of the cameras, Detective Will Graham (William Petersen) finds his serial killers by stepping into their headspace. This is how he caught Hannibal Lecter (played here by Brian Cox), but not without paying a price. Graham became so obsessed with his cases that he ended up having a mental breakdown.

In Manhunter, Graham not only has to deal with Lecter playing psychological games with him from behind bars but a new serial killer in Francis Dolarhyde (in a legendary performance by Tom Noonan). One who likes to wear pantyhose on his head and murder entire families so that he can feel “seen” and “accepted” in their dead eyes. At one point Lecter even finds a way to gift Graham’s home address to the new killer via personal ads in a newspaper.

Michael Mann (Heat, Thief) directed a film that was far too stylish for its time but that fans and critics both would have loved today in the same way we appreciate movies like Nightcrawler or Drive. From the soundtrack to the visuals to the in-depth psychoanalysis of an insanely disturbed protagonist and the man trying to catch him. We watch Graham completely lose his shit and unravel as he takes us through the psyche of our killer. Which is as fascinating as it is fucked.

Manhunter is a classic case of a serial killer-versus-detective story where each side of the coin is tarnished in their own way when it’s all said and done. As Detective Park put it in Memories of Murder, “What kind of detective sleeps at night?”


INSOMNIA (2002)

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Maybe it’s because of the foggy atmosphere. Maybe it’s because it’s the only film in Christopher Nolan’s filmography he didn’t write as well as direct. But for some reason, Insomnia always feels forgotten about whenever we give Nolan his flowers for whatever his latest cinematic achievement is.

Whatever the case, I know it’s no fault of the quality of the film, because Insomnia is a certified serial killer classic that adds several unique layers to the detective/killer dynamic. One way to create an extreme sense of unease with a movie villain is to cast someone you’d never expect in the role, which is exactly what Nolan did by casting the hilarious and sweet Robin Williams as a manipulative child murderer. He capped that off by casting Al Pacino as the embattled detective hunting him down.

This dynamic was fascinating as Williams was creepy and clever in the role. He was subdued in a way that was never boring but believable. On the other side of it, Al Pacino felt as if he’d walked straight off the set of 1995’s Heat and onto this one. A broken and imperfect man trying to stop a far worse one.

Aside from the stellar acting, Insomnia stands out because of its unique setting and plot. Both working against the detective. The investigation is taking place in a part of Alaska where the sun never goes down. This creates a beautiful, nightmare atmosphere where by the end of it, Pacino’s character is like a Freddy Krueger victim in the leadup to their eventual, exhausted death as he runs around town trying to catch a serial killer while dealing with the debilitating effects of insomnia. Meanwhile, he’s under an internal affairs investigation for planting evidence to catch another child killer and accidentally shoots his partner who he just found out is about to testify against him. The kicker here is that the killer knows what happened that fateful day and is using it to blackmail Pacino’s character into letting him get away with his own crimes.

If this is the kind of “what would you do?” intrigue we get with the story from Longlegs? We’ll be in for a treat. Hoo-ah.


FALLEN (1998)

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Fallen may not be nearly as obscure as Memories of Murder or Cure. Hell, it boasts an all-star cast of Denzel Washington, John Goodman, Donald Sutherland, James Gandolfini, and Elias Koteas. But when you bring it up around anyone who has seen it, their ears perk up, and the word “underrated” usually follows. And when it comes to the occult tie-ins that Longlegs will allegedly have? Fallen may be the most appropriate film on this entire list.

In the movie, Detective Hobbs (Washington) catches vicious serial killer Edgar Reese (Koteas) who seems to place some sort of curse on him during Hobbs’ victory lap. After Reese is put to death via electric chair, dead bodies start popping up all over town with his M.O., eventually pointing towards Hobbs as the culprit. After all, Reese is dead. As Hobbs investigates he realizes that a fallen angel named Azazel is possessing human body after human body and using them to commit occult murders. It has its eyes fixated on him, his co-workers, and family members; wrecking their lives or flat-out murdering them one by one until the whole world is damned.

Mixing a demonic entity into a detective/serial killer story is fascinating because it puts our detective in the unsettling position of being the one who is hunted. How the hell do you stop a demon who can inhabit anyone they want with a mere touch?!

Fallen is a great mix of detective story and supernatural horror tale. Not only are we treated to Denzel Washington as the lead in a grim noir (complete with narration) as he uncovers this occult storyline, but we’re left with a pretty great “what would you do?” situation in a movie that isn’t afraid to take the story to some dark places. Especially when it comes to the way the film ends. It’s a great horror thriller in the same vein as Frailty but with a little more detective work mixed in.


Look for Longlegs in theaters on July 12, 2024.

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