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Psychomania (aka The Death Wheelers)

“While motorcycle horror is not many people’s bag, PSYCHOMANIA is the leader of the pack. It can come across dated and drab at times, but there is more buoyancy to PSYCHOMANIA than your average, grainy go with the overseas oldie.”

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You have to want to die. You have to really believe you’re going to come back. You can’t hesitate. If you do, you’re gone forever. But if you want it bad enough, and believe in it, you’ll return. Return to ride motorcycles with The Living Dead gang, and go on unstoppable killing sprees, in PSYCHOMANIA!

When Tom Latham (Nicky Henson) reaches the age of 18, being the leader of the motorcycle gang “The Living Dead” isn’t enough to satisfy his devilish curiosities. Knowing that his father had perished while tinkering with the occult, and that his bedroom had likewise been locked and unopened for as many years – he begins to press his mother for the secrets that she has held onto. Forcing her hand and entering the room, young Tom has a dark vision, and uses the experience to manipulate the knowledge from his devil worshipping family on how to return from the dead and become, thereafter, indestructible.

Much to the dismay of his mother, Tom runs about the countryside causing playful, injurious havoc with his legion of biker friends. He shares his new found knowledge of the afterlife with his girlfriend Abby (Mary Larkin), who is perhaps the only one in the group with enough sense to fear Tom’s escalating actions and not buy into the romantic idea of committing suicide.

In time, Tom proves his theory to be correct, returning from the grave (on a motorcycle of course) to kill by the handful, at will. Apparently, he cannot be killed again. The others in the gang, once seeing this spectacular feat, make attempts to cross over as well. Several suicides occur, and while some gang members do not return, others do, and deaths in the local town begin to grow exponentially. Chief Inspector Hesseltine (Robert Hardy) is on to this, and determined to bring them in – but will he succeed in time to save Abby, the only one with any morals or conscience, from her own Hell bound demise?

This 1973 thorn in actor Nicky Henson’s side is a cult film in Britain, but while being psychedelic and funky, it also shamelessly endorsed suicide as a romantic option to living in a dull, domestic world. Actor George Sanders of THE GHOST AND MRS MUIR’s fame suffered a fatal and cursed fate circa the making of PSYCHOMANIA – almost as if somehow cursed – losing his wife and undergoing a stroke prior, then subsequently (if not coincidentally) killing himself before the film was released. Yes, suicide. While many believe it was the quality of his life and work that led him to this ultimate finality, it still tickles the skepticism that films whose plots border the Devil do undergo some amount of negative internal fate.

While, fictionally, the numerous deaths in the film are primarily fallen bodies on the floor, and the effects nearly entirely devoid of crimson, director Don Sharp manages to formulate an undeniably enthralling piece that uses its grainy and faded 1970’s cinematography to its advantage, delivering foggy moors reminiscent of the mysterious Stonehenge, characters more colorful than they are bland, and live action stunts / non-sped-up vehicle chases spun to a psychedelic soundtrack by John Cameron that reels you in at once upon the opening frames.

While motorcycle horror is not many people’s bag, PSYCHOMANIA is the leader of the pack. It can come across dated and drab at times, but there is more buoyancy to PSYCHOMANIA than your average, grainy go with the overseas oldie. Much like THE WICKER MAN of the same time and region, it is laced and lifted into a dreamy atmosphere with its echoed and melodic score, branding it with a kaleidoscope of artistic flare that WEREWOLVES ON WHEELS lacked. It manages to ride its way into your appreciation with stylish wit, street action, and a power-play dance with the Devil, old school/UK/70’s style, in a way that more than not will find unique and dramatic enough to magnetize your mind through to the end. If you’re looking for a taste of something different, and aren’t afraid to watch a British film from this era, saddle up – you’re in for a groovy trip to the grave, and back.

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‘A Haunted House’ and the Death of the Horror Spoof Movie

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Due to a complex series of anthropological mishaps, the Wayans Brothers are a huge deal in Brazil. Around these parts, White Chicks is considered a national treasure by a lot of people, so it stands to reason that Brazilian audiences would continue to accompany the Wayans’ comedic output long after North America had stopped taking them seriously as comedic titans.

This is the only reason why I originally watched Michael Tiddes and Marlon Wayans’ 2013 horror spoof A Haunted House – appropriately known as “Paranormal Inactivity” in South America – despite having abandoned this kind of movie shortly after the excellent Scary Movie 3. However, to my complete and utter amazement, I found myself mostly enjoying this unhinged parody of Found Footage films almost as much as the iconic spoofs that spear-headed the genre during the 2000s. And with Paramount having recently announced a reboot of the Scary Movie franchise, I think this is the perfect time to revisit the divisive humor of A Haunted House and maybe figure out why this kind of film hasn’t been popular in a long time.

Before we had memes and internet personalities to make fun of movie tropes for free on the internet, parody movies had been entertaining audiences with meta-humor since the very dawn of cinema. And since the genre attracted large audiences without the need for a serious budget, it made sense for studios to encourage parodies of their own productions – which is precisely what happened with Miramax when they commissioned a parody of the Scream franchise, the original Scary Movie.

The unprecedented success of the spoof (especially overseas) led to a series of sequels, spin-offs and rip-offs that came along throughout the 2000s. While some of these were still quite funny (I have a soft spot for 2008’s Superhero Movie), they ended up flooding the market much like the Guitar Hero games that plagued video game stores during that same timeframe.

You could really confuse someone by editing this scene into Paranormal Activity.

Of course, that didn’t stop Tiddes and Marlon Wayans from wanting to make another spoof meant to lampoon a sub-genre that had been mostly overlooked by the Scary Movie series – namely the second wave of Found Footage films inspired by Paranormal Activity. Wayans actually had an easier time than usual funding the picture due to the project’s Found Footage presentation, with the format allowing for a lower budget without compromising box office appeal.

In the finished film, we’re presented with supposedly real footage recovered from the home of Malcom Johnson (Wayans). The recordings themselves depict a series of unexplainable events that begin to plague his home when Kisha Davis (Essence Atkins) decides to move in, with the couple slowly realizing that the difficulties of a shared life are no match for demonic shenanigans.

In practice, this means that viewers are subjected to a series of familiar scares subverted by wacky hijinks, with the flick featuring everything from a humorous recreation of the iconic fan-camera from Paranormal Activity 3 to bizarre dance numbers replacing Katy’s late-night trances from Oren Peli’s original movie.

Your enjoyment of these antics will obviously depend on how accepting you are of Wayans’ patented brand of crass comedy. From advanced potty humor to some exaggerated racial commentary – including a clever moment where Malcom actually attempts to move out of the titular haunted house because he’s not white enough to deal with the haunting – it’s not all that surprising that the flick wound up with a 10% rating on Rotten Tomatoes despite making a killing at the box office.

However, while this isn’t my preferred kind of humor, I think the inherent limitations of Found Footage ended up curtailing the usual excesses present in this kind of parody, with the filmmakers being forced to focus on character-based comedy and a smaller scale story. This is why I mostly appreciate the love-hate rapport between Kisha and Malcom even if it wouldn’t translate to a healthy relationship in real life.

Of course, the jokes themselves can also be pretty entertaining on their own, with cartoony gags like the ghost getting high with the protagonists (complete with smoke-filled invisible lungs) and a series of silly The Exorcist homages towards the end of the movie. The major issue here is that these legitimately funny and genre-specific jokes are often accompanied by repetitive attempts at low-brow humor that you could find in any other cheap comedy.

Not a good idea.

Not only are some of these painfully drawn out “jokes” incredibly unfunny, but they can also be remarkably offensive in some cases. There are some pretty insensitive allusions to sexual assault here, as well as a collection of secondary characters defined by negative racial stereotypes (even though I chuckled heartily when the Latina maid was revealed to have been faking her poor English the entire time).

Cinephiles often claim that increasingly sloppy writing led to audiences giving up on spoof movies, but the fact is that many of the more beloved examples of the genre contain some of the same issues as later films like A Haunted House – it’s just that we as an audience have (mostly) grown up and are now demanding more from our comedy. However, this isn’t the case everywhere, as – much like the Elves from Lord of the Rings – spoof movies never really died, they simply diminished.

A Haunted House made so much money that they immediately started working on a second one that released the following year (to even worse reviews), and the same team would later collaborate once again on yet another spoof, 50 Shades of Black. This kind of film clearly still exists and still makes a lot of money (especially here in Brazil), they just don’t have the same cultural impact that they used to in a pre-social-media-humor world.

At the end of the day, A Haunted House is no comedic masterpiece, failing to live up to the laugh-out-loud thrills of films like Scary Movie 3, but it’s also not the trainwreck that most critics made it out to be back in 2013. Comedy is extremely subjective, and while the raunchy humor behind this flick definitely isn’t for everyone, I still think that this satirical romp is mostly harmless fun that might entertain Found Footage fans that don’t take themselves too seriously.

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