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Bloodlust Zombies (V)

“Was ‘Bloodlust Zombies‘ scary? Absolutely not. Was it comparable to George Romero and his band of the undead? I’d have to say no. But it was still fun, bloody and entertaining as shit. I laughed, I yelled, I sat through the entire movie without complaining about a thing- and that says something for the multitude of screeners coming across my desk.”

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I get tired of zombie flicks. They’re the same old thing- someone or something triggers a zombie outbreak and sends the rest of the cast into a frenzy. Some die, some become zombies, and others reach the point of hysteria. It’s a formula that’s virtually raped by the horror industry. Before you attack me, I’m not saying that zombie movies suck- I’m just saying that I’ve seen it all, and it’s usually the same thing over and over again. It’s not my fault there’s a lack of originality.

Bloodlust Zombies is one of those indie flicks that takes on the zombie subgenre in the same vein as Zombieland- a comedy about the walking dead (insert eye roll). The thing is- it works. This is one of the few films that I’ve seen since Zombieland that was more than mildly entertaining and actually has some substance. I was impressed by not only the cinematography, considering the budget, but also with the content- the team behind this movie takes what we as horror fans know about apocalyptic scenarios and turns it into a fun filled flick complete with gore and office satire. With that kind of content, how could you go wrong?

Zlantoff Industries has been, unbeknownst to the rest of the office, developing a biological weapon that turns enemy soldiers into walking cannibals. While it may have seemed like a good idea, things go awry when, amidst celebration for the possible commercial success of the weapon, the lab techs accidentally unleash the disease and it begins to spread like wildfire during a chemical lockdown, turning everyone from the mail boy to the head of scientific studies into a walking corpse. That’s where the fun begins. There’s everything from sex, to some pretty good gore, to a back story that nearly jerks a tear from the viewer- and that’s only the beginning. In all honesty, this flick has more to it than some mainstream films that I’ve seen in recent years.

And like I said, I’m picky when it comes to my zombie movies.

The characters alone make this movie worth a view or two. Everyone from the head of development whose husband died in combat to the worked up, testosterone driven male coworker, to the intern with a foul mouth and little to lose, there definitely wasn’t a dull moment in the span of the movie’s 80 minute run. I also have to give some serious props to adult film star Alexis Texas for her role as Andrea in the movie. Though it was a smaller part, and she does spend half of the film naked and riding an old salesman with a cowboy fetish, her final moments in the film are substantially good. That includes her Matrix-esque attack on a zombie where she could easily establish herself as an action goddess in future movies- or at least pretend to be one.

Was Bloodlust Zombies scary? Absolutely not. Was it comparable to George Romero and his band of the undead? I’d have to say no. But it was still fun, bloody and entertaining as shit. I laughed, I yelled, I sat through the entire movie without complaining about a thing- and that says something for the multitude of screeners coming across my desk. Take my advice- watch director Dan Lantz’s debut feature and give the guy a chance. I’d love to see what he could do with a bigger budget and a whole lot of corn syrup.

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Dev Patel’s ‘Monkey Man’ Is Now Available to Watch at Home!

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After pulling in $28 million at the worldwide box office this month, director (and star) Dev Patel’s critically acclaimed action-thriller Monkey Man is now available to watch at home.

You can rent Monkey Man for $19.99 or digitally purchase the film for $24.99!

Monkey Man is currently 88% Fresh on Rotten Tomatoes, with Bloody Disgusting’s head critic Meagan Navarro awarding the film 4.5/5 stars in her review out of SXSW back in March.

Meagan raves, “While the violence onscreen is palpable and painful, it’s not just the exquisite fight choreography and thrilling action set pieces that set Monkey Man apart but also its political consciousness, unique narrative structure, and myth-making scale.”

“While Monkey Man pays tribute to all of the action genre’s greats, from the Indonesian action classics to Korean revenge cinema and even a John Wick joke or two, Dev Patel’s cultural spin and unique narrative structure leave behind all influences in the dust for new terrain,” Meagan’s review continues.

She adds, “Monkey Man presents Dev Patel as a new action hero, a tenacious underdog with a penetrating stare who bites, bludgeons, and stabs his way through bodies to gloriously bloody excess. More excitingly, the film introduces Patel as a strong visionary right out of the gate.”

Inspired by the legend of Hanuman, Monkey Man stars Patel as Kid, an anonymous young man who ekes out a meager living in an underground fight club where, night after night, wearing a gorilla mask, he is beaten bloody by more popular fighters for cash. After years of suppressed rage, Kid discovers a way to infiltrate the enclave of the city’s sinister elite. As his childhood trauma boils over, his mysteriously scarred hands unleash an explosive campaign of retribution to settle the score with the men who took everything from him.

Monkey Man is produced by Jordan Peele’s Monkeypaw Productions.

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