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[BD Review] Irish Indie ‘limp.’ Double Dog Dares You To Sympathize With A Necropheliac

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limp. is the story of Mr. Grot (Eoin Quinn), an awkward man, and his relationship with a corpse. Talk about a love story doomed from the start. It’s not as gruesome as it sounds though – the film isn’t graphic at all, in fact, and the corpse is pretty fresh. It’s not like she’s full of maggots or anything. Besides a brief moment of necrophilia, limp. probably won’t gross you out. The lack of grisliness may come as a a surprise, but viewers will soon realize that the film frequently subverts expectations, particularly ones about a highly disturbed corpse fucker.

The prologue features stunning imagery of waves and wheat fields ala Terrence Malick. Over the images, a young boy tells a story about seeing a creepy kid in a window once. This chilling anecdote appears to be completely unconnected to the narrative, but in the end it’s revealed how it ties into the overall chronicle of Mr. Grot.

This type of role could easily devolve into a caricature of a psychopath – becoming funny rather than dramatic. On the surface, Grot is your typical horror louse: he’s anti-social, greasy, wears coke-bottle glasses, and leers a bit too long at women in public. When we first meet him, he’s in a women’s clothing store, affectionately fondling the dresses. Sure, he could be buying one for his lady friend or wife, but then it cuts to a very long take as the camera slowly moves down a hallway into Grot’s bedroom, where he’s putting the dress on a corpse. I knew going in what the story was about, but this lengthy reveal still gave me a wicked bad case of the willies.

Writer/director Shaun Ryan chronicles the deterioration of Grot’s fanciful relationship through a viscerally engaging structure that combines striking imagery with patient pacing. The film only runs about an hour, but it packs a helluva punch. Eoinn Quinn’s performance is genuinely remarkable. He underplays certain aspects of Grot’s psychopathy, then goes wonderfully over the top other times. With minimum dialogue, Quinn’s able to deliver some truly powerful moments.

I only have one issue with the film. Even though it’s only an hour long, it could benefit from a bit of cutting. Some of the artsy shots of nature and waves linger a little too long for my tastes and feel tedious. This is just a small problem though and if viewers are more patient than my ADHD ass, they probably won’t have any qualms.

limp. is an assured, haunting first feature from Ryan. Keep this one on your radar for sure, guys.

Patrick writes stuff about stuff for Bloody and Collider. His fiction has appeared in ThugLit, Shotgun Honey, Flash Fiction Magazine, and your mother's will. He'll have a ginger ale, thanks.

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Gateway Horror Classic ‘The Gate’ Returns to Life With Blu-ray SteelBook in May

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One of my personal favorite horror movies of all time, 1987’s gateway horror classic The Gate is opening back up on May 14 with a brand new Blu-ray SteelBook release from Lionsgate!

The new release will feature fresh SteelBook artwork from Vance Kelly, seen below.

Special Features, all of which were previously released, include…

  • Audio Commentaries
    • Director Tibor Takacs, Writer Michael Nankin, and Special Effects Designer & Supervisor Randall William Cook
    • Special Effects Designer & Supervisor Randall William Cook, Special Make-Up Effects Artist Craig Reardon, Special Effects Artist Frank Carere, and Matte Photographer Bill Taylor
  • Isolated Score Selections and Audio Interview
  • Featurettes:
    • The Gate: Unlocked
    • Minion Maker
    • From Hell It Came
    • The Workman Speaks!
    • Made in Canada
    • From Hell: The Creatures & Demons of The Gate
    • The Gatekeepers
    • Vintage Featurette: Making of The Gate
  • Teaser Trailer
  • Theatrical Trailer
  • TV Spot
  • Storyboard Gallery
  • Behind-the-Scenes Still Gallery

When best friends Glen (Stephen Dorff) and Terry (Louis Tripp) stumble across a mysterious crystalline rock in Glen’s backyard, they quickly dig up the newly sodden lawn searching for more precious stones. Instead, they unearth The Gate — an underground chamber of terrifying demonic evil. The teenagers soon understand what evil they’ve released as they are overcome with an assortment of horrific experiences. With fiendish followers invading suburbia, it’s now up to the kids to discover the secret that can lock The Gate forever . . . if it’s not too late.

If you’ve never seen The Gate, it’s now streaming on Prime Video and Tubi.

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