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[Review] ‘The Jurassic Games’ Is a Shallow But Admittedly Fun Ride

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Jurassic Park may have set the bar pretty high for dinosaur flicks, but I could never resist some B-side prehistoric action. From Prehysteria to Roger Corman’s infamous Carnosaur trilogy (plus the spin-offs), you can’t expect that much from these silly movies. This is why I was so surprised with Ryan Bellgardt’s new mockbuster, The Jurassic Games, a film that’s way better than it has any right to be.

Jurassic Games stars Adam Hampton as Anthony Tucker, one of ten Death Row inmates selected to compete for their freedom in a virtual reality game show against digital dinosaurs. The catch, as it often is in these dystopian futures, is that if you die in the game, you die in real life. Anthony, however, insists that he’s an innocent man, and will stop at nothing to survive and return to his children.

You’ve got to commend Bellgardt for knowing his demographic, as the film wastes almost no time in getting right to the fun stuff, properly introducing the characters and their backstories as the cruel (though undoubtedly entertaining) games go on. Sadly, there isn’t much depth to this vision of the future, as everything looks aesthetically familiar and any serious questioning of the social and political reasons behind the Jurassic Games themselves gets played for laughs.

However, the emphasis on self-aware satirical humor manages to overcome quite a few issues stemming from the film’s shallow script and limited production value. The movie itself actually recognizes how ridiculous certain situations are, while simultaneously mocking several reality television tropes. Ultimately, you’re laughing with the movie more often than you’re laughing at it, which is a welcome change of pace when compared to most mockbusters.

It’s a shame that the characters weren’t more fleshed out, as an ensemble of compelling criminals would have made for more interesting dinosaur fodder than the one-dimensional archetypes that we ended up with. Fortunately, the acting was mostly serviceable, as Hampton made for a solid lead and Ryan Merriman was obviously having lots of fun playing the film’s most entertaining character, The Host.

Personally, I found the dinosaurs themselves to be the most surprising part of the film, as a few sequences managed to rival the effects-work of CG-heavy flicks like Jurassic World. It’s still obviously a smaller production with less-detailed models (and don’t even get me started on paleontological accuracy), but the few instances of shoddy effects are largely forgivable once you consider the film’s virtual setting. Even so, it would have been nice to see at least a few practical dinos, as it’s been a while since we last saw a B-movie with proper animatronic monsters.

At the end of the day, what you see is what you get with this one. It won’t change anyone’s mind about the merits of the mockbuster industry, and I can’t honestly call it a good film, but Jurassic Games is a legitimately entertaining ride with a solid premise and some genuinely fun action sequences. Fans of B-movies with lots of prehistoric mayhem should check it out, but it’s definitely not for everyone.

Jurassic Games will be available on VOD June 12th, and on DVD July 3rd!

Born Brazilian, raised Canadian, Luiz is a writer and Film student that spends most of his time watching movies and subsequently complaining about them.

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‘The Strangers: Chapter 1’ Rated “R” for “Horror Violence” and “Language”

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We are now less than one month away from the release of Lionsgate’s The Strangers: Chapter 1, the first film in a brand new reboot trilogy from director Renny Harlin (A Nightmare on Elm Street: The Dream Master, Deep Blue Sea). It’s coming to theaters May 17, 2024.

The Strangers: Chapter 1 has officially been rated “R” this week for…

“Horror violence, language and brief drug use.”

For the sake of comparison, Bryan Bertino’s original home invasion film was rated “R” for “violence/terror,” while Prey at Night was rated “R” for “horror violence and terror throughout.”

Madelaine Petsch (“Riverdale”), Froy Gutierrez (Hocus Pocus 2), Rachel Shenton (The Silent Child), Ema Horvath (“Rings of Power”) and Gabe Basso (Hillbilly Elegy) star.

Based on the original 2008 cult horror franchise, the project features Petsch, who drives cross-country with her longtime boyfriend (Gutierrez) to begin a new life in the Pacific Northwest. When their car breaks down in Venus, Oregon, they’re forced to spend the night in a secluded Airbnb, where they are terrorized from dusk till dawn by three masked strangers.

Here’s the full official synopsis: “After their car breaks down in an eerie small town, a young couple are forced to spend the night in a remote cabin. Panic ensues as they are terrorized by three masked strangers who strike with no mercy and seemingly no motive.”

Renny Harlin (CliffhangerDeep Blue SeaDie Hard 2) is directing from a script by Alan R. Cohen and Alan Freedland (The Freak BrothersDue Date). Lionsgate will distribute worldwide.

The Strangers began in 2008 with Bryan Bertino’s original home invasion horror movie, a terrifying film that introduced three masked killers who returned 10 years later with The Strangers: Prey at Night in 2018. The first film took place in a remote house in the woods while the sequel brought the murderous Man in the Mask, Dollface and Pinup Girl into a trailer park.

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