If you haven’t played Into The Dead on one of your many magical mobile devices, now is the time. Suit up. If you don’t know anything about it let me quickly bring you up to speed. Remember playing snake on those old indestructible Nokia phones? Think of it like a much better and more grown up version super kick ass version of that. Basically you are running through hordes of zombies dodging them at all costs. The further you go the more points you get. You also unlock sweet items and weapons to help you tear through the hordes. PikPok Games just announced that this past April they surpassed 10 million downloads for the game on Android and iOS devices. The game is free to download so check it out, and check out the trailer past the break!
Due to a “provocative” scene that appears on the first two pages of Saga #12, Apple has banned all digital sales on the issue for their devices. The images are not tame, but who cares? I can surf the web for porn on my iPhone, but I’m not allowed to pay for a comic book that is far less scandalous? I read the issue already and I didn’t even notice the cocks until they were pointed out. You can see the ejaculating penises below as well as a statement from BKV himself.
UPDATE: Well, that was blown out of proportion by myself, BKV, and other news sites. Apparently, Apple did not ban the book, it was ComiXology, and it was never due to the depiction of gay sex explicitly. The book will be available in the App Store app soon.
BioShock 2 has finally made its way to Macs everywhere. You Mac gamers can download it right now for I believe $30.99. Weird, but alright. I personally LOVED BioShock 2. A lot of people thought it was an unnecessary sequel. I don’t care, it was still an awesome game. Moving on, go buy it! Also, the Minerva’s Den DLC is incredible. If you own
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If you’ve got an iPad, and you like Batman, you should already have Batman: Arkham City Lockdown. Developed by NetherRealm Studios the masterminds behind Mortal Kombat; In Lockdown as Batman you spend time wrangling back up the escaped convicts and iconic villains. The difference between the Batman games you’re used to is that you’ll be engaging in Mortal Kombat style one on one fights.
With the latest update to the game you get more world to explore as Batman hunts down Harley Quinn. Fighting through her own henchmen and you also get a Bruce Wayne skin and achievements. Screens past the break. READ MORE
It isn’t a secret that Mac computers get the dick as far as video game releases are concerned. But a lucky few get squeezed through. Some take longer than others, but RAGE: Campaign Edition is now available for Mac users worldwide. Lucky you, you’ll have access to the sewer missions I missed out on because I didn’t buy the DLC or pre-order the game. You buy, now?
I don’t own any iOS devices that could play The Dark Meadow, and I’m starting to wish I did. Being developed by Phosphor Games (Chicago, hell yeah!) and running on The Unreal 3 Engine, the game so far looks awesome. Check out the teaser trailer below. You wouldn’t know it was a mobile game by the gorgeous look of the video.
The Dark Meadow will be out later this month, price point not yet announced. The game will also be in English, French, German, Spanish, Japanese, Korean and Italian. Art past the break. READ MORE
I almost glanced over The Dark Meadow as I was perusing through some video game stuffs, but I’m glad I stopped. The Dark Meadow is an iOS game that runs on the Unreal 3 game engine. “From the start, our vision for The Dark Meadow was to create a top-tier console gaming experience that works on iOS devices from 3GS to iPad 2,” said Chip Sineni, Director of Phosphor Games Studios. “From the real-time cinematics and in-depth storyline, to the gesture-based ranged and melee combat systems, our goal is to integrate the best of hardcore console gaming with the intuitive ease of the casual mobile world.”
In The Dark Meadow you awake in a hospital unsure of how exactly you got there. You meet an old man who tells you there is a witch controlling horrible minions through out the hospital will the soul purpose of killing you. The only way out? Kill the witch. More past the break. READ MORE
Well, you’ve pretty much been able to do whatever you want in order to kill zombies up until this point. Now you can Squish The Zombies. There isn’t really much else to it. Head past the break to read the features.
Squish The Zombies is out right now on the iPad, iPhone, and iPod Touch, and you can get it for just 99 cents.
Just when I thought I had seen it all. Zombie ball, zombie cafe, zombie farm, zombie wranglers. Where will the zombie games end? Riverdance, that’s where. In Zombie Pinata a evil Mayan spirit is released and inhabits the bodies of the 1st thing it comes into contact with. Pinatas.
Zombie Pinata is out now, and you can get it on your apple devices from the appstore. Screens and features past the break. READ MORE
So, you’re looking around for some good zombie literature because you want to make sure you’re ready for the impending zombie apocalypse (and you know that the CDC’s plan is complete and utter rubbish). You’ve ready everything you need to ensure your survival but then it hits you, like a bucket of ice cold water, shocking you to the very core of your being.
“What if I don’t make it? What am I supposed to do then? How do I function?” Enter The Brain Eater’s Bible by J.D. McGhoul and Pat Kilbane, an invaluable instruction manual that teaches the reader what to do should they become one of the walking dead. But is there advice sound or will it ensure you get an extra hole in the head with a quickness? Check it out after the jump. READ MORE
4th of July is right around the corner, and we all know that’s when ex patriot zombies rise from the grave to watch fireworks and eat the hell out of our overly tanned asses. Well The Brain Eater’s Bible’s own J.D. McGhoul has a 4th of July message for you.
If you haven’t already gotten or tried out The Brain Eater’s Bible I definitely suggest you check out out. You can get it in the Apple Store for the iPad. Basically it is a book written by zombies, for zombies. What more could you zombie bastards ask for? Early July the app’s lite version will be released for free. Otherwise you can get the app at a reduced price of $4.99 for the full version until July 10th. READ MORE
Mad TV’s PAT KILBANE along with Zentro Media have sided WITH zombies. They went ahead and created a manual FOR the living/walking dead! Finally! It’s about time those worthless sacks of dead flesh knew what they were up against. Kilbane got the idea for The Brain Eater’s Bible while shooting the 2008 film Day of the Dead in which he plays a scientist who becomes a zombie. “I loved picturing the world through cloudy, undead eyes,” Kilbane says. “With this project I can deeply explore that point of view and share it with fellow zombie enthusiasts.”
Pat has been a life long horror and sci-fi fan, which is great fuel and drive to make this book the best possible. And he really did his research. Going out at night, feeding on the living…..wait, I lost my train of thought. “The Brain Eater’s Bible app brings the zombie world to life,” Kilbane says. “The interactivity and video capabilities of the iPad are amazing. When you combine that with high-end makeup effects, it’s as close as horror fans can get to a zombie apocalypse without being eaten.” More info and screens past the break!
Resident Evil Mercenaries is out right frakin now on the iPhone. You can play with 3 friends or random strangers worldwide. Past the break for screens and details.
In Jason Vs Zombies you play as a man names Jason. Who’d have thought right? Read on for the rest of the game info and past the breaks for screens and features. The game is out now for the iPhone 3G, iPhone 3GS, iPod 3, iPod 4, iPhone 4, iPad 1, and iPad 2.
“You play a guy named Jason. There exists no humanity on this world. The world is full of zombies and you (Jason) are the only man who can save the world if you kill all zombies. You have to be a very good Zombie Killer for surviving 5 amazing Levels and Missions. It’s a long way to the last level called “Zombie City”. So you need many Kill-Points to unlock new weapons for free. You can also earn Bonus-Kill-Points if you cut the arms and heads of aggressively zombies with your different weapons. Your Level-Kill-Points will always be saved and you can play every level for new if it’s unlocked once.” READ MORE
Just when you thought there would be no more zombie games for your apple devices. Just when you thought the fad had passed, another zombies game surfaces. And possibly the biggest threat of all, terrorists! Terrorist zombies!
In Terrorist Zombies you play as a lone Marine who is up against a bunch of terrorists (who were undoubtedly losing) who decided to get juiced. With neurotoxins that turned them into flesh hungry zombie bastards. Game info and screens past the break. READ MORE
In BloodyXmas it’s up to you (Santa, Santa who looks like he just broke out of prison) to protect all the Christmas presents. From who you ask? Well, zombies, skeletons, witches and other monsters. How? With chainsaws, cleavers, and plenty of other brutal weapons.
The game is out now on the iPhone, and iPod Touch. Check out some features and screens past the break. READ MORE
As you may have noticed most Zombie games recently have taken on the roll of a 3rd person Smash TV like shooter. While fun, it keeps the games from really being scary. Zombie Crisis 3D is a 1st person zombie shooter, and though the graphics look a few systems old it still has a scary look to it.
In the game a company known as The Agro Company has a bio-accident infecting its employees and eventually completely turning them into zombies. You play as Dana a mercenary who is sent to investigate the Ago labs to see what all the zombie fuss is about. More past the break. READ MORE
Well, iPhone users get all the good games. And the good deals. And you Apple jerks are about to get 1 more. The best deal yet. The All In 1 Zombie box. It consists of 10 zombie apps from a bunch of different developers. For only 1 dollar.
Head past the break to see the apps you get. Out now! READ MORE