[BD Review] ‘Naked Lunch’ HAS to be Experienced

Reviewed by Patrick Cooper

Sitting down to write a review of the Criterion Collection’s Naked Lunch Blu-ray, I thought about how I’d probably get nothing done if my laptop had a pulsating sphincter. The film, loosely based on the infamous drug-soaked book by William S. Burroughs, may be David Cronenberg’s most unusual and least accessible film, but it also might be one of his best. I’ve seen it a couple times before and re-watching it again, I was completely sucked in by the effects and audaciousness, but I realized it’s nearly impossible to accurately describe in the words of mere mortals. It’s one of those films that have to be experienced – like Holy Mountain or Robocop. READ MORE

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‘Nightbreed’ Cabal Cut Nearing Blu-ray Distribution Deal? TV Show On The Way?

The last we’d heard about “Cabal Cut” of Clive Barker’s Nightbreed Morgan Creek had given the filmmakers permission “to show the cut around the world and to raise money to prepare the cut for a release on Blu-ray… This could not, would not, have happened without your voices.We have all been heard. The Morgan Creek team have my thanks and my respect. Very seldom does anyone in the movie business pay attention as they have, understanding perhaps that the message of the movie as I shot it is one that dramatizes a different ending to the age-old story of how a war between Humankind and something Other draws to a close.

Now Michael Plumides has posted in the comments section of the Occupy Midian Facebook, “Russell, you said you didn’t expect anything before 2014, remember? Well, it looks like the distribution deal is moving forward. Our distributors are presently at Cannes but we will resume talks when they return – we probably will not make the announcement until the Fall. Also we have a channel very interested in the TV show. Stay tuned.” It’s hard to suss out exactly what all of this means – especially the bit about the TV show – but at least the mood seems positive.

To clarify about Warner Bros. rights he added, “The Cabal Cut” is a separate film all together. Warner has no control over this film – the added footage makes it a completely different product.

Check out the review here. Also, keep checking with Occupy Midian website for updates. READ MORE

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[Blu-ray Review] ‘Dexter: The Seventh Season’ Blu-ray at Least Looks and Sounds Great

Reviewed by Patrick Cooper

Since the Trinity Killer arc wrapped up in season 4, Dexter has gotten progressively worse. Before the announcement of the 8th being the final season, it seemed like the show’s goal was to just stay on the air as long as possible, rather than tell the best story possible. Aside from the gruesome Doomsday Killer story, which was at least bonkers enough to be slightly entertaining, there hasn’t been that much interesting stuff going on. READ MORE

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[Blu-ray Review] ‘Texas Chainsaw 3D’ Feels a bit Undercooked

Reviewed by Michael Erb

You’ve got to admit that Leatherface and his franchise have some serious longevity. They’ve survived four movies in the original series, two in the Platinum Dunes reboot franchise, and now they’re back in the newest reboot (and 7th total) movie. After this many films and just as many creative teams bleeding it for money, you might expect Texas Chainsaw (aka Texas Chainsaw 3D) to feel a bit undercooked. You’d be right. READ MORE

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5 Scary Mother’s Day Movie Recommendations!!!

Mother’s Day is upon us and, perhaps more than any other holiday, you’re going to need some movie suggestions. After all, Mom wants to hang out, right? And instead of going the obvious route for Mother’s Day and showing her… Mother’s Day, you want to remind her that you’ve got some semblance of originality. Showing her Mother’s Day is sort of like ordering her an E-card that morning, it shows you’re not putting too much thought into it.

We’ve got some choice recommendations here. From the old (Psycho, you’ll find out inside) to the new (Mama, which just came out today on Blu-ray/DVD), there’s something in here for everyone.

So head inside for 5 Scary Mother’s Day Movie Recommendations! READ MORE

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You Can Take ‘The Call’ Again On June 25th

WWE and TriStar’s The Call will bit DVD/Blu-ray on June 25th with a host of extra features. I wasn’t a huge fan of the film, but will admit that it had a really good 2nd act and can’t begrudge anyone liking it. There’s also an alternate ending on the disc, and we all know this movie needs one.

In the film, “When veteran 911 operator, Jordan (Halle Berry), takes a life-altering call from a teenage girl (Abigail Breslin) who has just been abducted, she realizes that she must confront a killer from her past in order to save the girl’s life.” I also recently spent some time on set and you can read that report right here. Halle Berry, Justina Machado, Tara Platt, Evie Thompson, David Otunga, Michael Linstroth, Michael Eklund and Morris Chestnut also star in the film directed by genre vet Brad Anderson (Session 9).

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The Creators Of ‘Mama’ On How A Cheetah Inspired The Film And Ideas For A Possible Prequel!

The Guillermo del Toro produced Mama, starring Jessica Chastain (Zero Dark Thirty) and Nikolaj Coster-Waldau (HBO’s “Game of Thrones”), will make its Blu-ray and DVD debut tomorrow May 7, 2013. With that in mind I recently hopped on the phone with the film’s director Andy Muschietti and his co-writer Barbara Muschietti to discuss the challenges of turning a 3 minute short into a full-fledged feature. Their well-timed nugget of inspiration came as a surprise to me, to say the least.

The film “is the story of two vanished girls whose parents were killed. When the girls reappear, their uncle and his girlfriend care for them, but that doesn’t mean their deceased mother is completely out of the picture.

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Scream Factory Announces Huge Vincent Price Box Set!

You might want to start saving up now, dear horror consumers… Scream Factory just announced a Vincent Price Blu-ray Box Set that’s due to hit before Halloween.

Among the films included are Fall Of The House Of Usher, The Haunted Palace, The Masque Of Red Death, The Pit And The Pendulum, Witchfinder General (along with The Conqueror Worm), and The Abominable Dr. Phibes.

If you love VINCENT PRICE like we do then you’re gonna love love LOVE this exciting news! We will be releasing a blu-ray collection box set before Halloween that showcases some of the legendary horror film star’s greatest films which include:

More details (artwork, exact street date, pricing, extras, etc.) will be revealed in June or July.

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[Blu-ray Review] ‘Haunting in Connecticut 2′ is Terrible, Does Not Take Place in Georgia

Reviewed by Patrick Cooper

I hope you’re sitting down, readers, because I have some bad news. The Haunting in Connecticut 2: Ghosts of Georgia does not take place in Connecticut at all. Nor is it about ghosts named Georgia. It takes place in the state of Georgia, which is often called the “Connecticut of the south,” I think. The good news is that this will inevitably lead to a 50+ film franchise covering all of the states and the commonwealth of Puerto Rico. QVC could even sell a giant, collector’s map of the U.S., like they did when the state quarters came out. That way fans could display their entire collection of The Haunting in Connecticut films, like Ghosts of North Dakota, which is often called the “Connecticut of the Dakotas,” I think. Unfortunately, the idea of this many Haunting films is scarier than anything you’ll find in Ghosts of Georgia. READ MORE

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Bonus Features And Pre-Order Info For Scream Factory’s ‘The Fog’ And ‘The Incredible Melting Man’ Revealed!

Scream Factory’s Blu-ray release of The Fog will be the first time that film has landed on the high-def format in the US and now we have info on a host of bonus features as well as the pre-order info.

Look what just rolled in…our newly retro-styled designed artwork for John Carpenter’s THE FOG! This new “remix” of the ghostly classic comes to us from artist Justin Osbourn. As always with our Collector’s Editions, the reverse wrap will have the original theatrical key art (the iconic one with Jamie Lee Curtis bolted up against the door).

The DVD & Blu-ray for both The Fog and The Incredible Melting Man go on sale July 30th. You can pre-order collector’s edition of The Fog with exclusive poster here. Head inside for the specs! READ MORE

[B-D Review] ‘A Haunted House’ is Impossible to Find Amusing

Reviewed by Mike Ferraro

Malcolm (Marlon Wayans) and Kisha (Essence Atkins) play a couple about to open a new chapter in their relationship when they decide to move in together. Malcolm, of course, decides to turn a camera on and record his new lifestyle with his significant other. However, it is Kisha who seems to feel the presence of something supernatural as soon as she steps foot in the new house.

A Haunted House, written by Rick Alvarez and Marlon Wayans, directed by newcomer Michael Tiddes, makes no attempts to be an original entry in an otherwise dead spoof genre. It’s full of jokes only a failed stand-up comedian could deliver while performing at a lower-end buffet in Vegas. READ MORE

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‘The Devil’s Backbone’ Gets The Criterion Treatment

Guillermo Del Toro’s 2001 film The Devil’s Backbone will finally be getting a blu-ray release July 30th from the Criterion Collection, which means it has a stunning new transfer and a boatload of extras.

The most personal film by Guillermo del Toro is also among his most frightening and emotionally layered. Set during the final week of the Spanish Civil War, The Devil’s Backbone tells the tale of a ten-year-old boy who, after his freedom-fighting father is killed, is sent to a haunted rural orphanage full of terrible secrets. Del Toro effectively combines Gothic ghost story, murder mystery, and historical melodrama in a stylish concoction that reminds us—as would his later Pan’s Labyrinth—that the scariest monsters are often the human ones.

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Calvin Lee Reeder’s ‘The Rambler’ Moseys On Up To Home Video

Calvin Lee Reeder’s The Rambler will see a DVD/Blu-ray home video release from Anchor Bay on June 25th, a few weeks after its’ limited theatrical run begins on June 7th.

Starring Dermot Mulroney, Lindsay Pulsipher, Natasha Lyonne, James Cady, and Scott Sharot, “In the film, a stranger known only as “the Rambler” (Mulroney) is just released from prison and anxious to build a new life for himself. Coming home to a faithless girlfriend (Lyonne), he quickly realizes his old life is truly behind him. With the promise of a job and some stability from his brother, the Rambler embarks on a cross-country journey to what hopefully is a new start.

Like Odysseus and other travelers on the road-to-wisdom before him, the Rambler – armed only with his cowboy hat, shades, a guitar and traveling sack — will encounter all manner of obstacles and dangers on his road to redemption, including a scientist with a dream-recording (onto VHS!) machine, a cab driver with an unnatural love of the original Frankenstein film, “mummies” in the back of trucks and, oh — did I mention exploding heads?

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Scream Factory Reveal Their Artwork For ‘The Fog’ Blu-ray!

Speaking of Scream Factory, their Blu-ray release of The Fog will be the first time that film has landed on the high-def format in the US. And they’ve just unveiled the cover for their product! As always, you can just flip the insert around if you want the original poster.

Look what just rolled in…our newly retro-styled designed artwork for John Carpenter’s THE FOG! This new “remix” of the ghostly classic comes to us from artist Justin Osbourn. As always with our Collector’s Editions, the reverse wrap will have the original theatrical key art (the iconic one with Jamie Lee Curtis bolted up against the door).

The DVD & Blu-ray go on sale July 30th. An announcement of the bonus features is forthcoming. Head inside for the art! READ MORE

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Scream For ‘Amityville’ On Blu-ray!

Fans of The Amityville Horror and its’ two immediate successorsAmityville II: The Possession and Amityville 3D will no doubt be thrilled to hear that they are going to be reissued on Blu-ray by Shout Factory’s horror division, Scream Factory, as The Amityville Trilogy.

We teased the following weeks ago but now we will confirm it: THE AMITYVILLE HORROR TRILOGY (consisting of the ’79 original, the ’82 prequel and the ’83 3D entry) will be making its way from us in a Blu-ray collection set before Halloween. That’s a lot of bleeding walls, flies, demons, possessed family members in HD! More specifics (extras, street date, etc.) to emerge in the Summer.

Get your wallets ready! More details as the come in! READ MORE

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Season 5 Of ‘True Blood’ To Suck On Blu-ray May 21st

I tried to watch the fifth season of “True Blood”, I really did. I like Jessica… I like.. that’s about it. Still, I know a lot of you guys dig it. So mark your calendars for May 21st which is when the whole shebang hits Blu-ray and DVD (Blu-ray with HBO Select* $79.98, DVD $59.99 and Digital Download. Both sets include the full 12-episode season along with extensive bonus materials including exclusive interviews and never-before-seen content.

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[B-D Review] ‘Badlands’ is Pretty Flawless in its Execution

Reviewed by Patrick Cooper

With the exception of Blood Simple and Mean Streets, few debut features in modern film are as impressive as Terrence Malick’s Badlands. Released in 1973 while the Vietnam War was still raging, Badlands is a visually stunning, amoral meditation on loneliness, media image, and a bunch of that transcendent nature-related philosophy junk that Malick compulsively puts in his pictures. While the other two debuts I mentioned are a little rough around the edges, Malick’s Badlands is pretty flawless in its execution. And most people don’t touch on this, but I also think it’s hysterical. There’s no doubt the enigmatic Malick had a clear vision and now, thanks to the Criterion Collection, you can absorb yourself in this hilarious Montana nightmare in brilliant HD.

The story is based on the real-life murder spree committed by James Dean-wannabe Charles Starkweather and his adolescent girlfriend Caril Ann Fugate in 1958. Martin Sheen and Sissy Spacek (who had never had starring roles before) play Kit and Holly. When we first meet Kit, he’s collecting garbage, offering a fellow garbage man $1 if he’ll eat a dead dog. Then he tries selling some old boots he found in the trash for $1. It’s clear from the get-go that Kit’s a charlatan who’s constantly trying to convince everyone around him how smart he is.

Like some kind of fairy tale encounter, he meets teenage Holly as she’s practicing her baton outside. It takes little convincing to have her wrapped around his finger. She’s instantly charmed on her ass by this strikingly handsome young man who seems so knowledgeable about the world. Through her narration, Holly spends most of the film trying to figure out what’s going on in Kit’s head – including why he pursued her when he could “have any girl he wanted.” After shooting Holly’s dad, played by the late, great Warren Oates (Cockfighter, Race With the Devil), she accompanies Kit on a murder spree through the badlands of Montana.

The killings, of which there are many, are presented in a dry, remorseless manner. Malick provides no explanation for Kit’s homicidal tendencies – although Kit does exhibit some of the characteristics of a textbook psychopath, such as irresistible charm and zero conscious. There’s an obvious element of celebrity involved too. After he’s caught, he relishes the attention paid to him by the police. He gleefully hands out his zippo and comb as souvenirs and lights up when a cop says he resembles James Dean. I don’t think Kit’s a total fame-whore, but once he realizes the public is fascinated by him, he really starts hamming it up.

Badlands is easily Malick’s most hilarious film. I can’t believe more critics don’t talk about how funny this damn movie is. Martin Sheen’s Kit provides loads of eccentric humor – from emotionlessly shooting at a football to building his own rock monument while waiting for the cops to catch up with him, this guy’s a real card. One of my favorite scenes is when Kit and Holly are fleeing a rich guy’s house where they were shacked up. As they’re running, Kit won’t shutup about how much effort it must be to care of such a big lawn. If Malick’s visual philosophizing doesn’t do anything for you (or if you found Tree of Life a major snooze-fest), just read Badlands as a comedy and I promise you’ll have a good time.

Criterion drops about six or seven releases a month and they aint cheap. If you only buy a few every year, make Badlands one of them.

* One of Bruce Springsteen’s greatest songs, “Nebraska”, is heavily based on Badlands. This is important, I swear.

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The Criterion Collection presents Badlands in a beautifully restored 4K digital 1080p transfer, in its original aspect ratio of 1.85:1 with uncompressed monaural audio. The transfer looks like your standard Criterion Blu-ray, meaning pretty damn flawless. Dirt, scratches, and other imperfections are obsolete and the amount of detail is stunning. The scenes of nature sound clear and crisp, as does the rest of the film. The car chase near the end sounds particularly strong.

Special Features

“Making Badlands”: This 42-minute documentary features Martin Sheen, Sissy Spacek, and art director Jack Fisk. Spacek discusses her acting roots and how her and Malick’s shared experiences growing up in 1950s Texas helped get her cast. Sheen presents some really heavy insight. When he got the call from Malick, it was nearly a religious experience for him. He explains how it was the first time a director “saw something” in him. Fisk details how he researched the film and the philosophical questions presented in Malick’s work. Like most of Criterion’s original documentaries, this one’s totally worth a watch.

Interview with executive producer Edward Pressman: Pressman, who’s produced some seriously kick ass films (Sisters, Conan, Phantom of the Paradise), discusses how he used his family’s toy business as a credit line to produce Badlands, his first thoughts on the script, and basically what a goddamn leap of faith producing this film was.

Interview with associate editor Billy Weber: During this 20-minute interview with editor Billy Weber, he talks about growing up during the Starkweather murder spree, what he believes Malick wanted to understand about the real killer, and how difficult the 15-month editing process was. To put it into perspective: Badlands was 60,000 feet of film, Days of Heaven was 120,000 feet, and Thin Red Line was over a million. Pressman edited them all – what a soldier.

1993 episode of American Justice about Charles Starkweather: This 20-minute episode of the real-crime TV program profiles Starkweather, placing the murders in the context of the time. The real guy was way more ruthless than Kit – he stabbed Caril Fugate’s two-year-old sister (which he claimed was self-defense), as well as her mother. He also sexually assaulted a young girl and killed two dogs. Not cool.

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I Want To ‘Crush’ This Trailer With My Bare Hands

JK! I really don’t feel one way or another about this – prob just not my thing. It’s been about a year and a half since we wrote about Crush, the teen thriller starring Lucas Till,Sarah Bolger, Crystal Reed, Reid Ewing Camille Guaty, Caitriona Balfe and Saw writer/star Leigh Whannell. The film was directed by Malik Bader from a script by Sonny Mallhi (The Roommate), who is clearly sticking to the familiar side of the pool. Now we have a trailer that seems more or less in line with what you’d expect.

In the film,”High school heartthrob Scott has it all; good looks, popularity… and a secret admirer. But what starts out as a seemingly innocent crush soon turns deadly. Who’s responsible? Scott’s long time friend Jules, frustrated with their platonic relationship? Bess, a shy classmate, increasingly jealous of his friendship with Jules? Or Jeffrey, a bright outcast whose crush on Bess has lead him to become increasingly obsessive? One thing’s certain, time’s running out and Scott must uncover the psychotic stalker before it’s too late.

Millenium Entertainment will be releasing Crush on DVD and Blu-ray April 9th, 2013. Head inside for the trailer! READ MORE

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Scream Factory Offers Preliminary Announcement For ‘Swamp Thing’ Blu-ray!

When I think about the career of Wes Craven, Swamp Thing never really even comes to mind. Just not my cup of tea (and I almost – gaps – prefer the sequel). But still, fans of the film should be excited that it will finally be getting a Scream Factory Blu-ray release! The film. starring Adrienne Barbeau, will be arriving this summer on Blu-ray for the first time.

It might not be your preferred cut though. “As always, we are planning to provide as many bells and whistles as we can on this release, but we felt it was important to tell you early on that we will only be able to present the 91 minute U.S. cut of the film (the same version MGM has released on DVD since ’05) and not the 93 minute “unrated” international version as we had originally hoped for. This is due to legal issues that are out of our control and we hope you understand.

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[BD Review] ‘Futureworld’ is a Worthy Sequel That’s Fun in Parts

Reviewed by Patrick Cooper

When the robots in Westworld suffered from a “central-circuit malfunction” and slaughtered a bunch of people, the Delos amusement park shut down. Two years later, the corporate heads decided to re-open the park with a new attraction in place of Westworld: a mock space station called Futureworld. Visitors at Futureworld can enjoy the luxuries of a VIP astronaut while partaking in the debaucheries found throughout Delos – namely, having sex with and killing robots that look and feel exactly like humans. With unshakable faith in their “improvements” and the new park Futureworld to choose from, Delos is once again ready to open to the public.

In order to ignite interest in the park and shirk off their notorious reputation, Delos invites a few select members of the press to Delos before the grand re-opening. Peter Fonda (Wild Hogs) plays cavalier journalist Chuck Browning, who’s joined at Delos by TV anchor Tracy Ballard (Blythe Danner, Gwyneth Paltrow’s co-producer). They’re given the VIP treatment by Dr. Duffy, who shows them through the control hubs of Delos. He reveals that in order to eliminate human error, the amusement park is now staffed entirely by robots – with the exception of a handful of humans.

One of the humans still employed at Delos is Harry, one of the head mechanics. His best friend is a robot he named Clark. Harry and Clark share a much more interesting relationship than Chuck and Tracy. Peter Fonda’s one of those actors who makes other actors better in his presence, but him and Blythe Danner have absolutely no chemistry. Their forced intimacy feels like rape and the only time they’re enjoyable as a duo is when they’re arguing prior to their arrival at Delos. He playfully calls her “Socks” and she hates that!

During their first night at Futureworld, Chuck and Tracy are drugged. While they’re asleep, they’re bodies are scanned and an array medical tests are performed. See, the Delos corporation has a comically convoluted plot. In order to protect their park and interests, they’re cloning world leaders. Chuck and Tracy are to be cloned in order to ensure positive coverage in the media. As Chuck, Tracy, and Harry venture deeper into the secret lower levels of Delos, they discover the corporation’s true aims and set out to put an end to this robot madness!

The only returning actor from Westworld is Yul Brynner. He reprises his role as the Gunslinger and harbinger of doom during a brief, curiously erotic dream sequence of Tracy’s. While the first film is a darkly comic, cautionary sci-fi thriller, Futureworld is more of a conspiracy thriller. The theme of robots turning on their makers is strongly present, but unlike the original there is zero action until the climactic clones vs. humans battle. Sometimes the periods of expository dialogue and intrigue work – like when Chuck and Harry are sneaking into the cloning room – but more often then not, the scenes just feel tiresome.

Referring back to Harry and his robot Clark…when the three humans are preparing for their escape from Delos, Harry has to say goodbye to his robot companion. During they’re farewell, they share a brief moment that suggests they had a homosexual relationship. In Delos, robots are programmed to never turn down a human’s sexual advances. Does the same go for male humans making passes at male robots? This was the late ‘70s, why not? Another hint at Harry and Clark’s love is that amongst their work lockers and toolboxes, a single bed is shown.

When Harry walks out of the mechanic’s area, there’s a shot of Clark (without his face on) sadly sitting down and burying his head in his hands. At first it’s sort of ridiculous, but the shot lingers and quickly turns heartbreaking.

I wish there was more of Harry and Clarke in Futureworld, is what I’m saying. It’s a worthy sequel that’s fun in parts and boasts some impressive set design. But Peter Fonda and Blythe Danner phone it in like all hell and most of the movie is a bore.

A/V

Futureworld is presented by Shout Factory in solid 1080p 1.85:1 widescreen with DTS HD Master Audio. Everything looks sharp and detail comes through nicely. Fred Karlin’s score sounds terrific on the audio track.

Special Features

Theatrical trailer, radios spots, still gallery.

[BD Review] ‘A Nightmare On Elm Street Collection’ Gives Fans Reason To Upgrade

While I’ve always been partial to everyone’s favorite machete-wielding mongoloid, New Line’s first bad-boy has a special place in my blackened heart for his efforts. Ignoring the remake and a couple of his sophomore efforts, Freddy Krueger is (literally) the stuff nightmares are made of since 1984. While we await the franchise’s eventual resurrection, New Line has brought the Springwood Slasher’s efforts to high-definition with the Blu-Ray release of A Nightmare on Elm Street Collection. The DVD boxset released way back when was great when it was released, but it was time for an upgrade. So just how does the Blu-Ray set stack up to the original boxset?

Note to fans: This is the same Blu-Ray boxset that was a Best Buy exclusive since October 2012, so don’t freak out.

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[BD Review] ‘Zombie Lake’ has a Slow Pace and Dull Story

Reviewed by Patrick Cooper

French filmmaker Jean Rollin left behind a legacy of fantastique films with his signature poetic flourishes, such as The Rape of the Vampire. His 1981 film Zombie Lake, however, is devoid of any creativity or poetic trimmings. It is simply a cheap zombie movie with lots of t&a peppered throughout. Kino/Redemption released Zombie Lake the same day as Jess Franco’s Oasis of the Zombies. That’s certainly no coincidence since they’re pretty much the same movie in different makeup. Both feature Nazi zombies, a bastard child, and World War II. Both movies are crappy and terribly slow, but I did enjoy Zombie Lake a bit more thanks to its frequent zombie attacks and colorful small-town characters.

The story goes back to Nazi-occupied France. The German forces are stomping their ugly boots through a small village when one of the soldiers saves a local woman from a mortar attack. Because love knows no allegiance, the French woman and the Nazi solider make love in the hay. When he returns with his troop nine months later, he discovers that the French woman he banged has suffered complications during childbirth. On her deathbed, she gives the soldier a terribly cheap looking necklace as a token of her appreciation. “You Nazis rolled through my village and killed a bunch of people. Then we banged and now I’m dying from giving birth to your bastard. Here, take this necklace.” Before the Nazis can leave the village, a force of French resistance fighters slaughtered them all and rolled their corpses in the lake.

The village’s mayor tells this convoluted yet tender tale to a journalist interested in writing a story about the “damned lake.” Ever since the incident the lake has been supposedly cursed. We already know it is because the film opens with a Nazi zombies emerging from the lake and killing a naked woman. They seem to have a taste for females who are either naked or in their bikinis. It’s their comfort food. So they bumble around town eating women in various stages of undress and that’s basically the movie.

There’s a tortuously corny subplot involving the soldier from the flashback who’s now a zombie. He finds his illegitimate daughter who recognizes the cheap necklace he’s wearing from a picture of her mother. They hold hands and look fondly at each other. He probably smells awful but that doesn’t seem to bother her. Seeing his daughter brings back the humanity in him and he helps the townsfolk defeat the undead horde. But, let’s be honest, it’s really about naked girls getting eaten.

Rollin’s zombies are some of the most hilarious I’ve ever seen. They’re all painted turtle green but they all have the same heads of hair they dead when they died. The contrast looks absolutely ridiculous. The paint isn’t waterproof either, so when they slog themselves outta the lake it’s all runny and patchy. Because of the heavy makeup around their eye sockets, their eyes look enormous like they’re surprised all the time.

What the movie does have going for it is that it doesn’t feel remotely like a standard zombie movie that’s simply biting Romero. This distinctive vibe could’ve originated from Rollin’s own style, but it feels more like he just had no clue how to make a zombie movie. It was a departure for him that didn’t pay off. I also like the villagers, who have a surly authenticity about them. The pace and dull story absolutely kill the film for me though. Zombie completists will definitely want to check out, but for those hoping for a scare, look away.

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Kino/Redemption Films presents Zombie Lake in a 1080p/AVC-encoded transfer. Like with their Oasis of the Zombies release, there is no digital correction – the minimal amount of dirt, specks, and scratches were left in tact. The colors look great and all of the imperfections serve to enhance the film’s sliminess. The 2.0 audio is free of any noteworthy disturbances and sounds fine.

Special Features

ENGLISH VERSION OF THE FRENCH TITLE SEQUENCE for some reason.

ALTERNATE SCENES: two scenes that were edited for television in which bikinis were added to the females who are nude in the uncut version.

TRAILERS for Zombie Lake, Oasis of the Zombies, Rape of the Vampire, and Demoniacs.

[BD Review] ‘Oasis of the Zombies’ is an Absolute Bore

Reviewed by Patrick Cooper

Jess Franco was a prolific erotic horror director who has made about 200 films since the 1950s. I can’t imagine that Oasis of the Zombies is one of his more beloved films. He’s best known for his softcore sleaze-fests starring his wife and muse Lina Romay. Even while working within the genre he was known for he was barely capable of making a coherent film. Venturing into zombie territory was a departure for him (possibly why he used the pseudonym A.M. Frank) – there’s no immature zoom-ins on female private parts or uncomfortably long takes of women writhing around on beds. The film did make me writhe around on my couch though, itching the fast-forward button.

Oasis of the Zombies begins with two girls lurching around the titular oasis. They’re holding hands, so you’d think Franco would have them be lesbians out for a romp in the sand. Instead he just zooms-in on their butts and as they stumble across a bunch of human bones and Nazi helmets. There are only a couple of dead ferns covering all of the Nazi paraphernalia, so you’d figure someone would’ve discovered these historically important artifacts by now. There’s even a cannon sticking out of some brush and an exposed swastika! Maybe it’s all an elaborate booby-trap set by the undead Nazi soldiers? In my mind it is.

The film then mechanically goes through a bunch of flashbacks and obligatory exposition. Back in WWII, a convoy in the desert lost $6 million in Nazi gold during a British raid. The battle is shamelessly made up of stock war footage from a different movie. The only survivor is an English soldier, Blabert. A creepy local sheik and his daughter, who Blabert later impregnates, take him in. His illegitimate son, Robert, is sent back to England and Blabert goes native.

Jump to the present and a German veteran tricks Blabert into showing him where the oasis is so he can steal the $6 mill. Also looking for the gold is grown-up Robert and his group of rich university friends. Basically the protagonists we’re supposed to be rooting for are a bunch of privileged rich kids looking to get richer. Get outta my face – I hope they all die slow. When they arrive at the oasis, both parties awaken the undead Nazis and you see where this is going.

More than anything, Oasis of the Zombies is an absolute bore. Like most low-budget fare, it’s edited poorly and takes are always several seconds longer than they need to be. Excruciatingly long scenes are devoted to plot points of absolutely no importance. The acting is typically hokey but at least the zombies are kinda cool. Their makeup is so carelessly thrown on that they’re almost hypnotizing in their shittiness. You sort of have to admire the DIY spirit of the film. It’s not a good zombie movie but as with other Franco films there’s no self-importance behind it. It is what it is, man. Zombie enthusiasts should check this film out, everyone else stay the hell away.

A/V

Kino/Redemption Films presents Oasis of the Zombies in 1080p 1.66:1 widescreen with 2.0 audio. The film has been remastered for the first time, but a lot of its scratches, dirt, and random warps are present. The imperfections are appropriate for this type of low-budget film though and I don’t think they’re necessarily distracting. The colors and details look great and there’s no oversaturation.

Special Features

Trailers for other Kino/Redemption Films releases: Zombie Lake, Female Vampire, and Exorcism.

[Blu-ray Review] ‘Phantasm II’ Juggles Absurdity, Comedy, and Suspense

Reviewed by Patrick Cooper

11 years after Don Coscarelli’s Phantasm became a cult hit, Universal decided to bankroll a sequel. By the late ‘80s, horror sequels were tremendously popular, so Universal figured they would pump a bunch of money into a Phantasm sequel and have another cash cow on their hands. Thanks to the enhanced budget, Phantasm II has got some fantastic special effects and explosions, but unfortunately, with great budgets comes great studio intervention.

As Coscarelli explains in Scream Factory’s Blu-ray commentary, Universal wouldn’t let him recast A. Michael Baldwin as the main protagonist, Mike. The studio said they wanted a “working” actor and since Baldwin hadn’t done much in the decade since the first Phantasm, they wouldn’t let Coscarelli bring him back. They had faith in the immense drawing power of actor James LeGros though. The Solarbabies star had a devout band of worshippers at the time (maybe) and seeing his name attached to the sequel would surely have admirers lining up outside the theaters. READ MORE