Black Label Society and Ozzy Osbourne guitarist Zakk Wylde is releasing Bringing Metal to the Children: The Complete Berzerker’s Guide to World Tour Domination, a new book aimed at the younger crowd to instruct them on what life on the road is really like. The book will have personal anecdotes as well instructions for surviving the rigors of the touring lifestyle. You can preorder the book here.

To promote this book, Zakk has released a video where he appears to read excerpts from the book to several children. End result? A few of the kids don’t make it. Check it out below!