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Here Are The Winners Of The ‘Dead Space 3: Awakened’ Caption Contest!

Last week we held a caption contest asking you to come up with your best captions from a screenshot I took while playing Dead Space 3. Now, I have chosen the winners. You guys did a wonderful job in shying away from any “balls to the face” submissions, so kudos for that. Great job to everyone who participated, now read on for your winners!
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[BD Caption Contest] What’s Dewey Thinking?

The First Prize winner this week is JawsII (please DM me your US mailing address) you get a Mystery Prize!
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This week (ie for next week’s winners) we will be giving away a Mystery Prize (aka a bunch of weird DVD’s) to the first place winner – can’t do second place prizes next week, sorry!

Head inside to see the Runner-Up for last week’s contest and to start this week’s contest! READ MORE

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[BD Caption Contest] What Would ‘Cujo’ Say?!!!

We have some unique prizes this week. The Strange Kids Club is giving away two sets of posters for the hypothetical sequels of The Burning 2 and Cujo 2. There will be two winners, each of who will receive both posters! Each print is a 18″x24″ digital print, hand numbered and a limited edition of 25. You can check out the purchase info for the prints here and here.

Rules:

1. We pick a still from a movie – or in this cas a clip from a movie. You head to the comments section and submit your best one-liners, zingers, pathos riddled couplets etc… In this week’s case you have to do is come up with a caption from the video below! It can be from the POV of one of the characters, or a comment on it as a whole!

2. You can enter as many times as you like and submit as many captions as you want, but each caption must be in a separate comment. Otherwise it will be too hard to tell where one caption ends and the other begins. Your entries can be posted anytime after the still is announced – just be sure to check that I haven’t announced that the contest is closed in the comments (you don’t want to submit your winning zinger after we’ve picked the winner). Also any racist, sexist, homophobic or generally hateful jokes will be disqualified. You don’t have to be insanely PC – just use your best judgement. Try and keep it brief! It has to fit on the photo now!

3. We pick the winner and announce them and their winning caption when the next photo in the contest is posted. We will address you by your BD Infected name. You can then DM me your US mailing address (no PO boxes) and I will send you your prize in a timely manner (i.e. you should have it in a couple of weeks). You must be a US resident to receive your prize!

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[BD Caption Contest] Video Edition! Win ‘Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter’ On Blu-ray!

The First Prize winner this week is juggalochef2399 (please DM me your US mailing address) you get What Ever Happened To Baby Jane on Blu-ray!
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This week (ie for next week’s winners) we will be giving away Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter on Blu-ray! We have two copies so there will be two winners! The First Place winner will also receive this book detailing art from the film! All you have to do is come up with a caption from the video inside! It can be from the POV of one of the characters, or a comment on it as a whole!

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[BD Caption Contest] Last Week’s Winner Is Here! Check Out This Week’s Photo!

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Our winner for last week’s contest is mray73 with the caption “Dude, we can fix this. My old man is a television repairman, he’s got this ultimate set of tools.” Kudos for the Fast Times reference!

Our runner up is HeavenSentCastiel with ““Well we’d love to give you some brains, ma’am, but I’m afraid they’d go right through you.” Unfortunately, like in Top Gun, we can’t give prizes for second place right now.

Mray73, please DM me your mailing address. You are the winner of the A Nightmare on Elm Street 2 & 3 Blu-ray! Everyone else – I really liked a lot of the submissions, keep at it! Now, on to this week’s contest!

Rules:

1. We pick a still from a movie. It’s included after the jump. You head to the comments section and submit your best one-liners, zingers, pathos riddled couplets etc…

2. You can enter as many times as you like and submit as many captions as you want, but each caption must be in a separate comment. Otherwise it will be too hard to tell where one caption ends and the other begins. Your entries can be posted anytime during the first five days after the still is announced (you don’t want to submit your winning zinger after we’ve picked the winner). Also any racist, homophobic or generally hateful jokes will be disqualified. You don’t have to be insanely PC – just use your best judgement.

3. We pick the winner and announce them and their winning caption when the next photo in the contest is posted. We will address you by your BD Infected name. You can then DM me your address and I will send you your prize in a timely manner (i.e. you should have it in about a week). Sound good? This week’s prize is a DVD of the Eduardo Sanchez film Seventh Moon.

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[BD Caption Contest] Last Week’s Winner! Next Week’s Contest Announced!

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Our winner for last week’s contest is Dutchess with the caption “Funny, Roy. He kinda looks like you!” Extra points for it working within the context of the film and its twist ending!

Our runner up is PsykoMyk with “Some people will do anything for a Klondike Bar….” Unfortunately, like in Top Gun, we can’t give prizes for second place right now.

Dutchess, please DM me your mailing address. You are the winner of the Paranormal Activity 3 Blu-ray/DVD/Digital Copy Combo Pack! Everyone else – I really liked a lot of the submissions, keep at it!

On to this week’s contest! Also, you no longer have to include the name of the film with your submission.

Rules:

1. We pick a still from a movie. It’s included after the jump. You head to the comments section and submit your best one-liners, zingers, pathos riddled couplets etc…

2. You can enter as many times as you like and submit as many captions as you want, but each caption must be in a separate comment. Otherwise it will be too hard to tell where one caption ends and the other begins. Your entries can be posted anytime during the first five days after the still is announced (you don’t want to submit your winning zinger after we’ve picked the winner). Also any racist, homophobic or generally hateful jokes will be disqualified. You don’t have to be insanely PC – just use your best judgement.

3. We pick the winner and announce them and their winning caption when the next photo in the contest is posted. We will address you by your BD Infected name. You can then DM me your address and I will send you your prize in a timely manner (i.e. you should have it in about a week). Sound good? This week’s prize is a the A Nightmare on Elm Street 2 & 3 Blu-ray.

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[BD Caption Contest] Let’s Try Something New!

We’re going to try something new here at Bloody-Disgusting, a semi-weekly caption contest. I say semi-weekly because we might be a few days early or a few days late here and there, but it will occur with some regularity. Hopefully, it’s a chance for everyone to have some fun and win some prizes while they’re at it. The prizes will change from week to week.

Rules:

1. We pick a still from a movie. It’s included after the jump. You head to the comments section and submit your best one-liners, zingers, pathos riddled couplets etc…

2. You can enter as many times as you like and submit as many captions as you want, but each caption must be in a separate comment. Otherwise it will be too hard to tell where one caption ends and the other begins. You must also correctly guess the film the still is from. Your entries can be posted anytime during the first five days after the still is announced (you don’t want to submit your winning zinger after we’ve picked the winner). Also any racist, homophobic or generally hateful jokes will be disqualified. You don’t have to be insanely PC – just use your best judgement.

3. We pick the winner and announce them and their winning caption when the next photo in the contest is posted. We will address you by your BD Infected name. You can then DM me your address and I will send you your prize in a timely manner (i.e. you should have it in about a week).

Sound good? This week’s prize is a Paranormal Activity 3 Blu-ray/DVD/Digital Copy Combo Pack. Again, the prizes will change from week to week. Some will be vintage, some will be new.

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