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House of 1000 Corpses

In “House of 1000 Corpses”, two young couples take a misguided tour onto the back roads of America in search of a local legend known as Dr. Satan. Lost and stranded, they are set upon by a bizarre family of psychotics. Murder, cannibalism and satanic rituals are just a few of the 1000+ horrors that await.

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Ermahgerd…There’s An Official “Gersberms” Music Video

So, TJ and I have this bad habit of talking in the “Ermahgerd” style when we play Minecraft. It’s either that or the Mort from Family Guy accent (you have no idea how well we pull that one off). And so when TJ shot me the link to an official “Gersberms” music video, I knew that it was something special, something…meaningful.

So, below, you can watch this amazing video from Hard N’ Phirm (Chris Hardwick and Mike Phirman) that features Paramore‘s Halley Williams as well as a badass guest rap from none other than Swedish Chef from The Muppets. Oh, and “Bjork” makes a small appearance as well. The video centers around two guys professing their love for a girl who just so happens to love the R.L. Stine Goosebumps series.

Oh, and if things couldn’t get any more awesome, Goosebumps author R.L. Stine even makes a small cameo at the end of the video. Check out the glorious video below! READ MORE

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Halloween II (H2)

It’s that time of year again, and Michael Myers has returned home to sleepy Haddonfield, Illinois to take care of some unfinished family business. Unleashing a trail of terror that only horror master Rob Zombie can, Myers will stop at nothing to bring closure to the secrets of his twisted past. But the town’s got an unlikely new hero, if they can only stay alive long enough to stop the unstoppable.