‘Darksiders II’ Review: This Is No Place For A Horse
If you’re like me, then your nights are undoubtedly plagued by bloody fantasies that have you riding a ghostly horse into the field of battle, where demons and angels are warring over whatever it is the two sides can’t seem to agree upon. Just as you force your way into the frenzy, you whip out your scythes and start ruining every goddamned thing that moves. When things start to get a little hairy, you decide to unleash your true power–a terrifying grim reaper form that throws your badass factor through the roof and up into the sky above. Angels and demons alike quickly learn to fear you, and just as you’re making your way up the pile of bloodied corpses that were begging for their lives just a few seconds earlier, the alarm clock goes off and you wake up only to remember that you’re a geek with no real physical ability. If you haven’t had this dream, I suggest living vicariously through my review of Darksiders II.
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