I loved Limbo for its gloomy atmosphere, clever traps, and gorgeous, simple visuals. The whole black and white thing worked for it, but now that I’ve seen what the world really looks like I’m kind of wishing I had brought a flashlight with me on my second playthrough. Check it out below.
Talk about a Shyamalan twist! I have an irrational fear of spiders, a fear that ranks right below clowns in my list of things that I’d very much like to set on fire when I see them. But a playful, pink spider with big puppy dog eyes? Actually, no, I still totally want it dead. READ MORE
Don’t ever date a Big Daddy’s Little Sister, which is actually his daughter — does that ever get confusing for them? Does he call her Little Sister, or does she have a name? Maybe I’m looking too deeply into this. The results for breaking this rule can include, but aren’t necessarily limited to, a drill in your face, a drill in your abdomen, or a drill in your anus. Check out the video below, it’s pretty great.
That guy had it rough. I mean, meeting the family is always awkward, and he seemed gentlemanly enough, but at least he didn’t try and have a go with her Big Sister. I can’t see that ending well. READ MORE
I fucking loveDuke Nukem Forever. It’s graphics, gameplay and writing are right out of the 90′s, in that the visuals look a decade old, its repetitive, boring, and it seems as if many of the jokes were written when the Duke was first in development. We all know how insulting it is to women, but it would seem that the bum slapping, mindless killing and gratuitous violence against the fairer sex isn’t really the issue here. In fact, these ladies seem to have more relatable opinions on this game.
It’s an impressive feat completely removing the fun out of a game that’s about a dude slaying aliens, but if anything, Duke Nukem Forever proves it can be done. I think sixty bucks for an unpolished turd sums it quite nicely. READ MORE
I have always found videogame music to be fascinating. It’s such an important part of the game yet it often goes completely unnoticed. When I was playing Castlevania II or Karnov, you better believe I was humming along to the music. However, as time went by and consoles became more and more technologically advanced, I found that I was doing so less and less. By the time I die, what videogame music will I enjoy? Well, the fine folks over at Dorkly whipped up an awesome article called 8 Videogame Songs I Want Played At My Funeral. Check it out here.
I love Dorkly. I wish I could have some sort of Dead Pixels like Dorkly section. What is America good for? Telling you NOT to do something. Why would it be any different in an underwater city of the 50s? Check out the rest of the anti-plasmid posters HERE!
I’m really growing fond of the website Dorkly, that why I have been sharing some amazing stuff they have on their site. Check out this awesome Resident Evil video below. It’s got to be tough living in that mansion..
Dorkly brings up a good point. After so many years of Dracula getting whipped and whipped, it seems he has started to like it. Who really knows what the next Castlevania game will be like? Maybe the video below will give you an idea.