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Limbo Is A Lot Less Scary With A Flashlight

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Posted by Adam Dodd on February 28, 2012 @ 8:40pm
Category: Games / Videos

I loved Limbo for its gloomy atmosphere, clever traps, and gorgeous, simple visuals. The whole black and white thing worked for it, but now that I’ve seen what the world really looks like I’m kind of wishing I had brought a flashlight with me on my second playthrough. Check it out below.

Talk about a Shyamalan twist! I have an irrational fear of spiders, a fear that ranks right below clowns in my list of things that I’d very much like to set on fire when I see them. But a playful, pink spider with big puppy dog eyes? Actually, no, I still totally want it dead. READ MORE

Never Date A Big Daddy’s Little Sister

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Posted by Adam Dodd on February 08, 2012 @ 11:37pm
Category: Games / Videos

Don’t ever date a Big Daddy’s Little Sister, which is actually his daughter — does that ever get confusing for them? Does he call her Little Sister, or does she have a name? Maybe I’m looking too deeply into this. The results for breaking this rule can include, but aren’t necessarily limited to, a drill in your face, a drill in your abdomen, or a drill in your anus. Check out the video below, it’s pretty great.

That guy had it rough. I mean, meeting the family is always awkward, and he seemed gentlemanly enough, but at least he didn’t try and have a go with her Big Sister. I can’t see that ending well. READ MORE

Oh, So This is Why Duke Nukem Forever is Insulting to Women

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Posted by Adam Dodd on June 27, 2011 @ 6:08am
Category: Games / News

I fucking love Duke Nukem Forever. It’s graphics, gameplay and writing are right out of the 90′s, in that the visuals look a decade old, its repetitive, boring, and it seems as if many of the jokes were written when the Duke was first in development. We all know how insulting it is to women, but it would seem that the bum slapping, mindless killing and gratuitous violence against the fairer sex isn’t really the issue here. In fact, these ladies seem to have more relatable opinions on this game.

It’s an impressive feat completely removing the fun out of a game that’s about a dude slaying aliens, but if anything, Duke Nukem Forever proves it can be done. I think sixty bucks for an unpolished turd sums it quite nicely. READ MORE

Dorkly Posts 8 Videogame Songs I Want Played At My Funeral

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Posted by JonathanBarkan on May 31, 2011 @ 11:02pm
Category: Music / News

I have always found videogame music to be fascinating. It’s such an important part of the game yet it often goes completely unnoticed. When I was playing Castlevania II or Karnov, you better believe I was humming along to the music. However, as time went by and consoles became more and more technologically advanced, I found that I was doing so less and less. By the time I die, what videogame music will I enjoy? Well, the fine folks over at Dorkly whipped up an awesome article called 8 Videogame Songs I Want Played At My Funeral. Check it out here.

Dorkly Posts 8 Videogame Songs I Want Played At My Funeral

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Posted by BurnTheBlueSky on May 10, 2011 @ 1:40am
Category: Games / News

I love Dorkly. I wish I could have some sort of Dead Pixels like Dorkly section. What is America good for? Telling you NOT to do something. Why would it be any different in an underwater city of the 50s? Check out the rest of the anti-plasmid posters HERE!

c6b05473aea700dc8dff4bd63dfd1718 Dorkly: 6 Bioshock Anti Drug Posters

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Posted by BurnTheBlueSky on May 08, 2011 @ 2:48am
Category: Games / News

Mortal Kombat wasn’t always totally cool and badass. And neither were the characters. I mean, just look below! See some more crudely drawn characters HERE!

feef768fc2566b34205ac530aba57cf2 Dorkly: Original Mortal Kombat Character Sketches

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Posted by Bloody Disgusting Staff on February 26, 2011 @ 4:13am
Category: Games / News

I thought I would end the night on a high note. Click HERE to read more of these gems.

a69b1556e60789c548aef69e96b969c9 Dorkly: Left 4 Dead Gamebook Status Updates Always End In Hilarity

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Posted by Bloody Disgusting Staff on February 22, 2011 @ 4:44am
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I’m really growing fond of the website Dorkly, that why I have been sharing some amazing stuff they have on their site. Check out this awesome Resident Evil video below. It’s got to be tough living in that mansion..

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Posted by Bloody Disgusting Staff on February 14, 2011 @ 3:38am
Category: Games / Videos

BioShock is an addictive game, trust me. Find out exactly how addictive by clicking on the picture below.

bioshock Dorkly: You Know Youve Been Playing Too Much Bioshock When...

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Posted by Bloody Disgusting Staff on February 07, 2011 @ 2:50am
Category: Games / Videos

Dorkly brings up a good point. After so many years of Dracula getting whipped and whipped, it seems he has started to like it. Who really knows what the next Castlevania game will be like? Maybe the video below will give you an idea.

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Posted by Bloody Disgusting Staff on December 11, 2010 @ 4:29pm
Category: Games / News

Limbo Is A Lot Less Scary With A Flashlight

Never Date A Big Daddy’s Little Sister

Oh, So This is Why Duke Nukem Forever is Insulting to Women

Dorkly Posts 8 Videogame Songs I Want Played At My Funeral

Dorkly: 6 Bioshock Anti-Drug Posters

Dorkly: Original Mortal Kombat Character Sketches

Dorkly: Left 4 Dead Gamebook Status Updates Always End In Hilarity

Dorkly: Resident Evil Roommate

Dorkly: You Know You’ve Been Playing Too Much Bioshock When…

Dorkly: Dracula Likes Getting Whipped, But Who Doesn’t?

Dorkly Finally Says What We’ve All Been Thinking About Zombies Ate My Neighbors

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